Rider in Red

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

aroace, obvi. but wait until you hear about pineapples. society's gone to shit

Item: Corset of Visibility

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

:DDD nos :D

hidratáljatok! 💦

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

teljesen elkepeszto, hogy a vilag egyik legfemininebb ferfijat gondoljak alfahimnek egyesek :D

Elnezest de a mi babakocsink bordo, es az sztem ilyen focicsapatok meg miafaszomok miatt fiusabb szin, mint ez a lila, ugy ertettem. Dehat amuvy nyilvan gender is a social construct.

NEM TUDOK OLVASNI!!!

teljesen elkepeszto, hogy a vilag egyik legfemininebb ferfijat gondoljak alfahimnek egyesek :D

you ask tigger what his gender is and he's like "i'm a tigger" and you're like "ok but what are your pronouns" and he's like "t/i/double-guh/er"

you ask pooh what his gender is and he's like "i am a bear of very little brain <3"

you ask piglet what his gender is and he has a panic attack

you ask eeyore what his gender is and he's like "guess they forgot to give me one :("

you ask rabbit and he's like "we need to Prepare for Winter"

you ask kanga and she has like a full discussion with you on gender norms and the gender binary that leaves with you feeling strangely fulfilled. you ask roo and he's like "lumpy what is that" and lumpy's like "idk" and then they go stare at the clouds

dont ask owl

A Szomszédok főcímdal waporwave verzióját kellene esténként a hangosbemondókból, esetleg

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Rolka for president!!!

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s