Rider in Red

@isuggestrevolution

Goes up to a gay couple and asks whose the pineapple and whose the werewolf

buzzkilling isn't cool and subversive anymore. there is so little buzz and i'm taking it where i can get it

with its threatened status, we’ve shifted to a buzz capture-and-release program

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

Occasionally you do need to just let fantasy be fantasy. "Why are the mountains around Mordor in a square, mountain ranges don't work like that" well you see there's an evil god who lives there hope this helps

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You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

Oh he's definitely eating it

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it