A Magpie's Hoard

What a thought, having someone he could call for. How long had it been since he’d done such a thing? In the cradle? How could he explain that he would never call for anyone, not even in his darkest hour?

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

Being han solo must be so embarrassing like. I have a crush. On the princess. On the PRINCESS?? That's like so basic, so fucking basic. The princess general. And it goes against my whole anti authority never picking a side business. The fucking princess... and now she's flirting with everyone in front of me to make me admit I have a crush on her. Which I can never do. Bc she's the princess. Like oh let me just fall in love with the most perfect beautiful woman in the galaxy. Cringe 🙄🙈😭

i think it's funny that the closest thing we have to radioactive spider bites in real life are extremely lucky head injuries. vaguely recall one guy who developed an ability to draw fractals by hand and otherwise just a really intuitive understanding of fractals after his.

You can't be talking like that, White Gilgamesh

Twinssss =^.^=