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“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.
“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”
She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”
After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”
Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you
As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me
(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)
There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).
The opposite of this is a 'coke and mentos' dynamic, where the two people are generally chill and likeable but being around each other makes them both wild and chaotic.
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do you guys fuck with my cool sword
the tip isnt wonky or broken Okay youre just looking at it wrong or the lighting is wrong or something its Fine its a good and fine sword with a immaculate blade and no imperfections its my sword and its perfect and i wont hear a single bad word about it okay
my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"
another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"
When Tess Morgan's son came home with a tattoo, she was griefstricken. She knew her reaction was OTT (he's 21) but it signalled a change in their relationship
This is gold this, absolute gold, the most over the top melodramatic hysterical ridiculous thing I’ve ever read
This is actually so interesting to read- it’s from 2012 but its full of the same anxieties, even some of the same phrasing that many of the guardian’s later pieces on transness use. really hammers home how much of the terfism that emerged in the late 10s was middle class mothers angry at a loss of control over their adult children- whether that be their bodies or their friends or their opinions- and making that everyone’s problem because they have the power to do so
He says, “I’m still the same person.”
I look at him, sitting there, my 21-year-old son. I feel I’m being interviewed for a job I don’t even want. I say, “But you’re not. You’re different. I will never look at you in the same way again. It’s a visceral feeling. Maybe because I’m your mother. All those years of looking after your body – taking you to the dentist and making you drink milk and worrying about green leafy vegetables and sunscreen and cancer from mobile phones. And then you let some stranger inject ink under your skin. To me, it seems like self-mutilation. If you’d lost your arm in a car accident, I would have understood. I would have done everything to make you feel better. But this – this is desecration. And I hate it.”
Also just the classism of her associating tattoos with “vest tops, dogs on chains, broken beer glasses”; like, just say you hate poor people
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Seinfeld episode that takes place in Miraculous Paris
Jerry's new girlfriend thinks it's a red flag that he's never gotten upset enough to attract an akuma. Kramer joins a pool to place bets on how akuma battles will end up. Elaine starts dating the perfect man, but her attraction to him nosedives when she finds out he's been akumatized and his akuma form was really weird-looking and embarrassing. George pokes fun at her situation, but then he ends up akumatized for a super inane reason and his akuma form is the ugliest one by far.
Jerry: My girlfriend thinks its weird I never been akumatized. George: Wait you've never been akumatized? You must have gotten akumatized at some point. Jerry: Im serious I have never been akumatized Kramer: (Walks in holding 100 bucks)Hey Jerry! Man I am making bank with these new bets. The fights only end in one way, with the akuma going down. George: Kramer, you've been akumatized right? Kramer: Of course I have, I got akumatized again last month. A pigeon pooped in my soup and I couldnt get a refund for the soup. Became the Refunder. It was a weird tuesday. George: See? Everyone has gotten akumatized. Hell, I am surprised I am not akumatized right now. Your girlfriend has a point. Jerry: Well I havent and I never will. Maybe I am just one of those guys who is immune. George: No one is immune to being akumatized. Jerry: Yea there is because its me. Elaine: (Walks in) Hey guys, is it shallow of me to break up with a guy because his akumatized form is ugly. George: Elaine you cant blame a guy for his akuma form, thats not something he has control over. Elaine: turns on the tv to show the news that shows the guy's akuma form. (the 3 guys wince) Kramer: I would break up with him. Jerry: Yea, thats why I am never getting akumatized. Elaine: Wait, you've never been akumatized? George: He says he's never been akumatized. Elaine: Well you gotta get akumatized. Jerry: I am not getting akumatized and thats final
(several scenes later Jerry ends up getting akumatized)
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it’s been ten years
its been 12 years
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loss is an adult now :D 🎉🎉🎉
they would be an adult today …. if not for the loss….