pretty boy, consumed by death

”there’s no platonic explanation for this” there’s actually no explanation at all. what the fuck is happening

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

I was dating a nursing student, and he helped clean my road rash after a really bad skateboarding fall. He brought me into the shower with him and washed off all the road debris. I was in agonizing pain but he disinfected and dressed all my wounds when we got out of the shower, still dripping wet. By the last bandaid, he took a step back and I asked why the hell he had half an erection with my seared flesh at his fingertips and he got so embarrassed and denied it

(0 beers in) do you think they feel bad for what they did to me

The dream is kinda for mcr5 to be incredible but also highly highly divisive and unpopular so me and my 5 friends can go to their shows and no one else even tries

listening to music is like WOWWW I'm going to throw up and die if this gets any more specific to my current situation

she asked lindsey what she thought about bringing the sex hospital back and lindsey pulled her by her little cottonball bunny butt tail and said “ask again but this time call me doctor” and gerard squealed

theaterard in real life: hey how’s it going

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones