we don't need a map to get this show on the road

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

"oh? this gun hanging on the wall?", she chuckled narratively.

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.