Maybe it's turtles all the way down. Maybe you're infinite

At night I hear the ants in my house whispering to me and telling me to go full on bug mode. I can't listen to them yet. But I tell them, soon

california girls we're unforgivable, sins so grave they can't be absolved!

boss... youre gonna wanna see this one (holds up drawing of a really epic awesome dragon)

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.

So is she still a bully or did she figure out the source of her insecurities and fix it?

She is a bad person who hurts people for fun.

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

imagine you come home DRUNK, and your BOYFRIEND makes you do a SPONSORSHIP for NORDVPN and then FUCKS hudson williams in the TOMODACHI LIFE game.

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

you’ve heard of the 69 now get ready for the 99 (where we cuddle real sweet)

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

big dick super mario

big dick super mario

I was imagining "reverse creep radiohead" as a bit and now I can't stop thinking of "I wish you were special, I'm so fucking special" and laughing

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent