normal guy

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

I dont think musician duos ever really count as rpf I genuinely think writing music together makes you gay

a mutual with a different timezone is a type of dead wife

its interesting how the people who say "my trauma made me funny" are never actually funny just uncomfortably self-deprecating

ok if you say so

Oedipus... You gagged us all with your mother fucking ingenuity, but it just wasn't enough for us to incest upon an encore. I'm sorry my darling but you're up for elimination

fuck my stupid baka life is really the greatest phrase known to man

STOP vagueposting TELL ME WHO YOURE TOAKING ABOJT PLEAAASE😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢pleas😢😢😢😢😢😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭ohmggof Hyperventilates and throws up and dies Unless everyone tells me who they’re talking about Whenever they vaguepost ever

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

dead wife flashback whenever a random nicki minaj lyric pops into my head