im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this

she was telling me yesterday "sometimes i look at him and he looks at me and i feel like we can hear each other's thoughts. is that crazy" and i was like "no of course not"

sharing a wikipedia page is romantic

its actually so terrifying messaging someone directly that you normally interact with in posts and stuff. its like wow okay im barging into your home and making you speak to me. you can kill me btw

*flint voice* our golden age of piracy is collapsing

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Our glorious "places like this aren't meant to last" "on sand nothing is fixed" "we're all just thieves awaiting a noose" "civilization is coming. and it means to exterminate us" vs their pedestrian "our age of bronze....is collapsing"

I think it's fun how in IWTV the two modern, American characters, Louis and Daniel, are initially so poignantly conflicted and tortured by their queerness while the old-timey freaks, Lestat and Armand, are always shown to be like "yeah I'll fuck whatever, father-son duo, the bellhop idgaf"