Drugina

My neighbour always knew I was gay but we never really talked about it before.  But this afternoon he asked me what kind of men I liked and what kinds of things did I get up to in the bedroom.

When I told him that he was my type but that because we were neighbours thought it might be a bit awkward.  “Not awkward at all boy.  In fact it could be the best thing ever.  You suck cock?”  I nodded yes.  “How about rimming?” I told him that I was an insatiable rimmer and that I’d been checking out his ass from the day he moved in next door.

“What else do you like?” he asked.  So, I explained to him that I was considered sort of an ‘oral pig’.  “I like man smells - the smell and taste of ass, balls, feet.  And I like being fed piss… lots of things but mostly I am submissive to a dominant man who likes to use me.”

#10. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor - Again… I'm not saying he's a good guy. I'm just saying he looks like a good fuck. Top or bottom. #9. Mark Milley - When I first saw him, I'd thought be a great top. Now all I see is a bottom. #8. Tim Walz - Only chunky Timmy.

#7. Lindsey Graham - Yeah… I know a lot of people hate him. I'd just think he's hot bottom always love a cock in him. #6. John Boehner - Again… I'd just think he's hot bottom. #5. John Hagee - Dat ass. Nuff said.

#4. Michael G. Strain - Dat ass. And his cute face. #3. Gary Patterson - Yeah… you know about his cock. But have you seen dat ass? It's nice. #2. Timothy M. Dolan - For all I know, His Eminence could be a top. But I see him as a verbal bottom.