maybe it's witchcraft, maybe it's maybelline

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

forest dogy

have i told you about my grandparents’ kitchen wallpaper

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

lie to me

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).