The Procrastination Station

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

is germany okay

oh scheiße

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

It’s his daily commute.

#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

Someone will point out the disproportionate popularity of White male characters and people will come out of the woodwork to go 'that's not racism or misogyny it's just this character is more interesting/hot/relatable' as if the very notion that White men are more interesting/hot/relatable than women or characters of colour isn't literally racism and misogyny. Thanks for proving the point!

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

kind of baller that there's such an emphasis on the ritual at the theater being fueled in part by intention, and the intention is now not just "put on a play about a failed orcish rebellion in conversation with the fact that the rebellion ultimately succeeded as shown by the largely orcish theater company putting it on in the former dithyramb of Azgra" nor "put on a play about a failed orcish rebellion in conversation with the fact that the Falconer's Rebellion failed twelve years ago, but perhaps a second-go-round will be as successful and decisive as the Shapers' War was" but also, specifically "fuck Yanessa Halovar in particular".