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sleepyurl

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

coolxatu

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

cryptixotic

the horse ! It’s bringing you flowers !

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byjove

this is a highly controversial opinion, I have no doubt King Arthur was bisexual but I think he was one of the few people in Camelot not interested in fucking Lancelot. he wanted to retain him as an employee but it did not cross his mind that Lancelot was fucking his wife because Lancelot is such a weird little twerp that he did not perceive him as a sexual being. my interpretation.

byjove

So true. The Galehaut/Lancelot relationship was like a dynastic marriage to resolve the conflict between two imperial powers. I like to imagine Galehaut was like “I have decided to abandon my plans of capturing [what is now] all of southern England and surrender to you despite my military advantage, all for the love of my achingly beautiful and spectacular new male wife, Lancelot du Lac.” and Arthur was like “Okay. Weird. Not homophobic or anything but Lancelot? You’re in love with Lancelot?”

byjove

Co-signed. That’s some real shit you said. Also, unlike Arthur, he was willing to yield and share his lover for everyone’s benefit. And then he died for love. A real freak. One of the best freaks in 13th century French literature.

byjove

he’s the most interesting gay wifeguy in literary gay knight history

elodieunderglass

I started a mental sentence with, “well, when we diagram the Arthurian polycule-“

And then realised that would be such a good title for a paper. “Diagramming the Arthurian Polycule: Mapping the Dynamics of the Round Kitchen Table”

shabbytigers

metalheadsagainstfascism

How to draw Black characters. Because it's way too obvious when you drew a white person and gave them Black skin.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRg6YsKN/

-fae

patrochilles-or-bust

If you're an artist please listen to her. PLEASE. 🙏🏾 I cannot stress these tips enough.

iguanamouth

Animals that have no teeth, thoughts?

this is me and you right now

iguanamouth

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blackheartbiohazards

I'm gonna say it.

It's unhinged to assume that someone's taste in fiction equates to what they believe is moral or good, or is something they want to see or experience in real life.

That is a bonkers assumption to make.

I'm tired of humoring people with long arguments about it when the simple fact is it is a totally fucking absurd reach to accuse someone who enjoys something in fiction of being in favor of it in real life.

I'm tired of pretending like this is a legitimate position to hold-- that they should be afraid of fiction's dire influence on a reader's moral decay or that it's a sign of what the author secretly wants for realsies in real life.

blackheartbiohazards

I promise you it is still getting me death threats in 2024.

delicate-viscera

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

undead-knick-knack

Gonna have to be more specific when confronting Primus

kingfucko

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

byjove

I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.

To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.

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halsins-herbal-underpants

Brother! I got out!

Termina, the Vessel of No Thing (I love her)

#critical role #cr spoilers #cr4 spoilers #cr4

billymayslesbian

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

torchichate

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

ariadne-mouse

acebender

MATT: "Bunch of elites and the bourgeoisie in a room talking about they got to bind together against the regulars outside. I'm so glad we live in this fictional world."

bisexuanal

You can really tell who’s never experienced poverty and food insecurity when it comes to discussions around food costs and how unhealthy food is cheaper. Some fucker always comes in with the price of like… lettuce or… apples. And it’s like yeah bitch but can you work an 11 hour shift after eating some salad and an apple!?! Find me something cheaper, and more filling than the broke ass staples of boxed mac and cheese, hot dogs, noodles, bread, beans, and rice. I’ll wait.

It also ignores the mental toll that poverty takes like maybe your home made veggie filled recipe isn’t crazy expensive but it also involves prep time and cooking time and organization in terms of fresh food that a lotta poor people can’t manage.

Not to mention if you can only afford to get to the store once every couple weeks via bus or cab then you can’t keep fresh veg on deck.

But ya know.. poor people are just dumb and lazy.

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wuggen

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

what-even-is-thiss

Thinking of in universe reasons for mages/witches/wizards to wear robes and pointy hats even though nobody else in their universe wears them.

They’re a kind of advertisement like old beer selling hats. This kind of outfit indicates that this person is selling some kind of magical service

They’re all in a cult that hates pants and tailored dresses

Some spells or rituals require them to get naked really fast for whatever reason

The order they’re a part of has existed since before people in the region made sewn garments and whenever talk of changing the uniform comes up there’s a riot

Everyone dresses like that to go to bed and magic users are always shut up in their houses wearing their pajamas

These assholes are constantly wearing their graduation robes to show off that they went to college

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