The Procrastination Station

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.

MATT: "Bunch of elites and the bourgeoisie in a room talking about they got to bind together against the regulars outside. I'm so glad we live in this fictional world."

You can really tell who’s never experienced poverty and food insecurity when it comes to discussions around food costs and how unhealthy food is cheaper. Some fucker always comes in with the price of like… lettuce or… apples. And it’s like yeah bitch but can you work an 11 hour shift after eating some salad and an apple!?! Find me something cheaper, and more filling than the broke ass staples of boxed mac and cheese, hot dogs, noodles, bread, beans, and rice. I’ll wait.

Thinking of in universe reasons for mages/witches/wizards to wear robes and pointy hats even though nobody else in their universe wears them.

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I swear 10 years ago people had far better takes about porn and feminism and were all about listening to sex workers and there was genuine progress and understanding about state violence what the hell happened the past couple years, why are we not listening to sex workers anymore why is the church and conservatives The Voice Of Women now apparently we have regressed feminism like 60 years entirely for the sake of marginalizing trans women, sacrificing them in the altar of face-eating leopards where the fuck is free the nipple, gender desegregation, anything???

The complete rejection of and backtracking from "free the nipple" is one of the most stark proofs of this to me right now. Every other repost of that post I made a few days ago about my roommate saying they would show people their mastectomy scars to "prove they belong in the women's bathroom" is people accusing them of threatening to "flash women" and comparing nipples to genitals.