Screaminge in the void

Wearing a mask is so easy. Getting sick and possibly getting long covid is so hard.

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

Thinking about 30-50 feral hogs again. Can you imagine the majesty. Murmurating like starlings. Elaborate emergent shapes. The deafening snuffling. They pass through a corn field leaving only rubble behind. And the danger! Don't get too close! It's electric. we have only begun to conceive of the hog

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

see the thing is there are gay women like queer women even hot women every where

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?