Abby Spinach

Let's try ☔ for the hater's asks?

The most irritating kind of weather for you?

Probably muggy heat. Like Arizona dry heat does feel like an oven (literally) but muggy wet heat gives me asthma. The dry heat I can somewhat manage. But sticky wet heat makes me tired. And being sweaty damp is unpleasant.

Now I must confess I am California weakling so I get cold at 60 and like lost my Chicago ability to handle snow decades ago. Truly, I am useless.

I was hearty when I was young. I knocked out 16 hour summer days doing catering shifts. I used to be a contender! But it was ten degrees hotter than normal this weekend and I was so irritable when walking my dog. (Never at her, my little old lady, just irritable at the grass and the sun and the heat lmao)

Oh it has to be some corporate jargon nonsense.

I don't actually hate circle back. The lady who used it first in my hearing had an amazingly thick Texas accent so it sounded like "Circle the wagons" so I have affection for it.

I had a boss obsessed with "low hanging fruit" but he's been gone a decade so it's less rage inducing.

Data Driven I approve in theory but it's grating in real life.

I think "put a pin in it" and "parking lot" are the ones that drive me batty.

🚫 If you could eliminate one thing from the world — as if it never existed — what would it be?

I'm feeling salty and I'm not going to overthink this. Let's say TikTok. We should have kept Vine. harder to have hucksters shilling snake oil products in 6 seconds or less.

I mean, I would miss B. Dylan Hollis and cooking videos but it's for the greater good.

Oh no, should I say something like the flu virus? I'm a bad scientist. LMAO. Like maybe I should pick ebola? measles? I'd be out of a job if I said autoimmune disorders. But I'd do that for the greater good.