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not to be a nerd but it’s so crazy how he (Bernini) really did that from cold hard stone……. truly a spectacle, truly breathtaking, an honor to behold

dontgetmadgetmaddie

I think you should know he was 23 when he finished this and the ass gets a lot of attention but the hand on Persepina’s side/tummy is also exquisite

assignedfaggatbirth

before i saw the caption I knew that HAD to be bernini.

I try not to make sweeping statements but I think there’s a case to be made for bernini as the greater sculptor there’s ever been.

here’s his bust of costanza bonarelli

here’s apollo and daphne from the front, where she’s mostly human

from the back, where she’s mostly tree

and details

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this is the one art form I genuinely just cannot get my brain to accept as real. I’ve watched sped-up videos of it being done, read about it, seen in-progress marble statues and I still just can’t get it to sink in or stick. My mind doesn’t want to believe that any person has ever been able to start with a big block and break little bits off of it until it looks like a finely detailed person. At some point it has no recognizable shape and they still know where and how deep they should take a chip out of it that’ll still be the right decision 50,000 fucking chips later?!?

butteredtoastcrumbs

The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa has a hidden skylight for gold rays of actual light to shine down on their expressions and clothes and clouds.

kogiopsis

Hi yes I have been there and seen all of these IRL and I have some more pictures to share:

Insanely detailed feet with veins from “Aeneas, Anchises, and Ascanius”

Another foot from the same statue because a) he textured underside of the foot and the folds of skin in the arch and b) can you see the light coming through the thin marble between the toes?

One of the mouths of Cerberus from “The Rape of Prosperina”.

Prosperina/Persephone’s facial expression and HAIR TEXTURE

Hades’ hair as well - this man was entirely too good at making CURLS out of ROCK.

A (poorly lit) close-up on the tree textures from “Apollo and Daphne”.

Hand, sling, and rock from “David” which I think deserves to be at LEAST as well-known as Michelangelo’s. Saw them two days apart and I prefer Bernini, honestly.

Facial expression from “David” - I just love the character in this so much.

Kind of a weird angle but look at the texturing on the sling pouch!!!

We also got to see one of Bernini’s earliest works (possibly his very first) in the Uffizi; it’s not currently on display, unfortunately, but look at this:

Forgive the poor photo quality but. He was 14 when he carved this. FOURTEEN.

Man was a straight-up wizard.

In conclusion: if you get the chance to visit the Borghese Gallery in Rome (which has the most Bernini sculptures gathered in one place), do it. The “Ecstasy of St. Theresa” is in a church a short walk away from there, too, and well worth a visit. There are also several more Berninis in churches around Rome which can be visited for free or for a nominal donation! Just… be smarter than we were and make sure you’re not trying to visit them on days they have services.

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Jacob Anderson crafting his Louis from Eartha Kitt and Grace Jones — Part ll (part l)

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hyping myself up while staring at the empty doc: i'm a bright young writer with a point of view!!!

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You know what’s extra funny? Jedi: Fallen Order takes place in 14 BBY and Obi-Wan Kenobi takes place in 9 BBY, which is five years after JFO. WHICH MEANS means that when Cal Kestis dropped the entire fucking ocean on Darth Vader to get away from Fortress Inquisitorius by cracking one of the windows–

–Darth Vader apparently said, “If I had to have the entire goddamned ocean dropped on me, I’m not fixing that shit, and we’re leaving it exactly the way it is, so the rest of you shitstains can experience the same fucking thing, because if I have to suffer, so do the rest of you.” And that’s exactly what happened five years later.

They knew those windows could crack, they knew they were vulnerable to that, and Darth Vader didn’t give two shits about it, despite that it can’t have been that hard to cover those windows up, what the fuck do you even need them for, like what are you looking out those windows for??, despite that the Inquisitor’s are Vader’s to boss around he doesn’t fix any of this shit, because Darth Vader IS THE WORST BOSS IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY. IF HE HAS AN OCEAN DUMPED ON HIM, SO ARE THE REST OF YOU IDIOTS. WHO CARES THAT HE HAS THE FORCE TO SAVE HIM, THE REST OF YOU CAN JUST KEEP UP OR DIE. HE DOESN’T CARE WHICH. GOD HE’S THE WORST I LOVE HIM. THE ONLY WAY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER IS IF VADER HAD BEEN THERE AND GOTTEN THE ENTIRE OCEAN DUMPED ON HIM A SECOND GODDAMNED TIME I WOULD HAVE LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED BECAUSE ANAKIN SKYWALKER THAT’S WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE DESERVED

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The Mantis Crew | Jedi Fallen Order

#top photo #cal gotta stand just like Cere #hey I’m a Jedi again #on Jedi pose on three #pookies 🫶#cal kestis #cere junda #greez dritus #merrin #bd1

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putting him in a duffle bag and carrying him around

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COMMUNITY (2009) S2.E19 ∙ Critical Film Studies S6.E8 ∙ Intro to Recycled Cinema

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October’s paintings

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Some one shouldered glamour in tight pleated silk jersey. It can only be Madame Grès, bringing her familiar technique to a black evening dress with a slash of scarlet. Late 1940s, sold via Kerry Taylor Auctions.

Pure, distilled peach awesomeness cooked until it can be spread on a biscuit or stirred into yogurt.

4 pounds (1.8 kilograms) peaches 1 cup (237 ml) water 2 cups (400 grams) granulated sugar Juice of one lemon

Without a food mill: Cut a small “x” in the bottom of each peach. Dip each into a pot of boiling water for 30 seconds, and then into a bowl of cold water for a minute. The peels should slide right off. [If you have a food mill, skip the peeling step and I’ll tell you where to use it in a moment.]

Halve your peaches and remove the pits, then cut each half into quarters (i.e. 8 chunks from each peach). Place peach chunks and water in a large pot and bring to a boil. Simmer until peaches are tender, about 15 to 20 minutes, stirring occasionally to ensure they cook evenly. If you have a food mill, run them through it to puree them and remove the skins. If you don’t have a food mill — i.e. you already peeled your peaches — you can puree in a food processor, blender or with an immersion blender. I like my peach butter very smooth, but feel free to leave any amount of texture you prefer.

Return the peaches to the large pot, add the sugar and lemon juice and bring the mixture to a good strong simmer/gentle boil, cooking them at this level for 30 to 40 minutes, stirring occasionally in the beginning and more often near the end, as it thickens up and the fruit masses risk scorching on the bottom of the pot.

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today I got the most beautiful batch of strawberries

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oh, to be the owner of a small bookshop on a cobblestone street with roses climbing the front of the building, where books are stacked about in piles and there’s always coffee brewing and a sleepy shop dog lifts his head at the sound of the door’s bell and thumps his tail against the hardwood

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drew a mbtv-ish version of one of my fav mental images from Fugitive Telemetry:

Ratthi and Gurathin halted behind me in confusion. I had trained them too well to step past me in a situation like this, walking into a strange place, but Ratthi peered around my side and Gurathin stood on his tiptoes to see over my shoulder.

tenderspaces

re: training: made myself laugh with my own tag: also i keep thinking of that 'go my scallops' meme but in reverse. stop, my scallops (human + augmented human)

so i illustrated a chibi version of it:

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My only previous experience with Ben McKenzie before this post was watching him play Jim Gordon in the show Gotham. I had no idea he'd made a documentary or co-wrote an investigative journalism book on the subject of cryptocurrency until I googled him after watching the video. Turns out he's been interested in the subject since his time working on his undergraduate economics degree.

Sharing to hopefully spread this information to anyone else who would be interested but had no idea his book or documentary existed

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more white men need to be pursuing the teen heartthrob to leftist investigative journalist career path

#we approve #ben mckenzie #crypto #also slightly scandalous marital affair #I believe Morena Bacarin announced her divorce pregnant and marriage to Ben in a month time span #good for her #wife him #more white men need to be pursuing the teen heartthrob to leftist investigative journalist career path

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