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jedi fallen order, but it's a comedy

Oh looks it's my favorite gif set

#jedi fallen order #the eye flick of comedy gold #he doesn’t know he’s in Star Wars #he didn’t get to finish space middle school #that’s my silly goose #he’s perfect #cal kestis

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#da pope #I am of Chicago #this all feels correct

cuntylestat

what is your favorite line from louis and armand's fight

I'M SORRYYYY (big fat grin)

YOU'RE BORING! YOU are SO BORING! colorless! flavorless! dull! dull!

suffocation by the world's softest, beigest pillow

what does it mean tonight? is he gonna lick my boots or chop my hands off?

tt's so hard to be me! it's so hard to kill humans! everyone i know wronged me!

picking LINT off the SOFA????

i'm the vampire armand and my daddy vampire groomed me into a LITTLE BITCH!

MY BROTHER, HE TOSSED HIMSELF OFF A ROOF! MY SISTER, SHE BURIED ME ALIVE!

my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldn't look at me kindly

lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat le

THE NAME! the name, unuttered in our home for 23 years, said over and over again

Remaining time: 13 hours 34 minutes

#I went with throw pillow #cause the accent work is so good #make this Brit pretending to be French imitate his New Orleans lover (also a Brit)#ok the first day of shooting #but Louis explosive YOURE BORING is also amazing #he gets that meanness from his mother #interview with a vampire #they are all so good #my daddy vampire groomed me is sooo mean #Louis! wtf #softest beigest pillow

marian-devotee

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

marian-devotee

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

thetruerarkher

#another 10 meals to robot brother #this post was everywhere last summer #made me want sushi oh so bad

kasandraforever

I have a problem with Abel and I'm not sure why.

I don't need all my characters to be of pure heart, I believe more complex characters make more intersting stories. And Abel is written to be likeble (I think), yet there is something annoying.

Maybe beceause the author herself makes a very strong devision between the characters we are suppose to dislike (the clan) and the ones that she want us to like (Abel, Cissy, Barney). I feel she gives Abel a bit too much roughness, but then wants us to forget about because Valancy is happy there. I think Abel would be perfectly well written character if whole book wasn't build for us to choose sides.

I'm going to throw a bomb here - Mrs Friderick at least kept her daughter alive.

oatmealnebraska

I realize I'm looking at all this from a modern lens, but it's hard to forgive him complacently smoking his pipe in the corner of the same room where his daughter with her destroyed lungs is trying to breathe.

abigailspinach

It’s not great that he comes home drunk and rowdy enough Cissy and Valancy have to lock the door.

“He generally came home at nights—always very late and often very drunk. The first night they heard him come howling into the yard, Cissy had told Valancy not to be afraid.

“Father never does anything—he just makes a noise.”

Hmmm side eye. I bet he does or had thrown things. And they kinda imply he’s too old to get frisky with Valancy but he might have a decade ago.

#Abel is charming #but selfish and set in his ways #imo #like ok addiction is a disease so maybe he can’t sober up #but!#the muddy feet and making messes and he could make sissy a sandwich #blue castle book club

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odileslake

i have to respect bode for almost creating a gothic nightmare the likes of which has never existed before

#sure isolate your daughter in a planet only inhabited by you and her 🫡#jedi survivor #such a mood!!!#I think of this often #like sir did you bring antibiotics #seeds?#food!!#what was the plan????#she cares for you in old age and then she lives alone #See Island of the Blue Dolphin (space edition)

uovoc

the Murderbot situation (killer robot attempts to integrate into a nonviolent communalist utopia, but somehow always ends up shooting a bunch of people) is on some level kind of symbolic of Martha Wells's writing (old sci-fi/fantasy from the long and venerated tradition of evil races and boss battles, now writing for the new sci-fi of cozy cottagecore settings and talk-it-out conflict resolution, yet always wraps up the finale with a big shootout)

#martha wells #look I love the whump tactic energy in some of the Raksura books #yes the biological destruction species is now passe and tacky #I just mentally pretend the fell are like evil fae who can’t create #but yes the use of violence is an interesting theme #but I love a little action sequence

scribeherself

seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.

#the American need to have a pretty big drink #dennys is fun AF #as is grocery store adventure

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My FIRST Barnes and Noble event, my FIRST ever magazine publication, my SECOND reader magnet, and more!

succubusboyfriend

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

clottedblog

good morning i made brioche yesterday and it turned out really good

#breakfast #meal of champions #gorgeous lighting

anneriawings

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

phantomrose96

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

anneriawings

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

anneriawings

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

anneriawings

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper @homebeccer GET READY

anneriawings

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

anneriawings

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

phantomrose96

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

anneriawings

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

anneriawings

COOKIES ACQUIRED

homebeccer

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

anneriawings

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

anneriawings

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED

phantomrose96

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

crowreys-wormstache

Oh my god it’s back

anneriawings

H O W

anavar-immela

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

phantomrose96

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.

sharkgal4

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

offonaherosjourney

Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP

korasonata

Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail of any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.

You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.

#world heritage post #I remember this saga #Guam cookies

Squirrel

#google earth always taking pics #i like to say squirrel in french #écureuil #so many letters and sounds in écureuil

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jkottke

The teaser trailer for the sequel to The Social Network is here — they’re calling the movie “a companion piece” to the first film. Jeremy Strong nails Zuckerberg’s voice & mannerisms. The hint of Reznor/Ross at the end is great.

#the social network #the social reckoning #aaron sorking #jeremy allen white #jeremy strong #marvel era of chrises is over #it's jeremy season

animatedjen

Jedi 3 concept: Merrin adds Cere's necklace to her own

#yes #as she should #Jedi 3 concept: Merrin adds Cere's necklace to her own

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