Abby Spinach

Oh looks it's my favorite gif set

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

most difficult problem of writing fanfiction is when you need a character to express the particular surprised/dismayed/disappointed sentiment of going "jesus christ" but this isn't a lore friendly thing to say and there's nothing lore friendly that conveys quite the same emotion

imagine this 💭: open your eyes 🫵 CLOSE 'EM 🙂‍↕️ now open your MENTAL EYE 👁️ right? you are in a BUS DEPOT 🚏🚌 in the DEPTHS of boston chinatown 🏮🌆 you get the opportunity to take a $10-15 💸 bus that will take you to new york 🗽 in UNDER four hours ⏱️ sometimes THREE 🏃💨 it's like the concorde of buses ✈️ this thing's going a hundred miles— BIG bus, too🫸↔️🫷not a small bus 🤏 BIG ol' bus 🙌💪 HUNDRED miles an hour 💯 on the speedway 🛣️ sometimes? catching fire 🔥🧯 don't sit in the back 👈 don't sit in the front 👉 you will hit things 🧳⚠️ and things will hit you 🤕🔨 the bus? might explode 💥💥💥 THAT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS ✋ your business is GETTING TO NEW YORK 🫡 and then you do :)

thinking about Gen’s favorite maneuver which he uses to steal the magus and later to steal Kamet…he tells the magus “think of it as stealing not you but the king’s faith in you” but the kicker is it only works because the king doesn’t trust the magus, Nahuseresh doesn’t trust Kamet. Eugenides could never steal the magus from Sophos like that, he could never steal Galen or Xanthe from Eddis. Eugenides steals people out of isolated, lonely prisons and puts them in a place where they’re honored and loved as they deserve, like jewels dedicated to his god.