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loporrits would create a mcdonald's parking lot from first principles

they'd even intuitively understand to place a couple breaking up in their car right in the middle

i like when they wheel estinien out to talk to dragons because the game will be like, estinien really has a way of talking with dragons! and the way he talks with dragons is like "are you a pussy or something" and then the dragon will be like "god you're such a bitch just like nidhogg" and, crucially, this works every time

estinien's character arc is letting go of his anger so he can stop being an empty suit of armor propelled by vengeance and go back to being a real person and he's by far the most chill of the recurring characters now that he's done that but one of his core tenets remains "there are things worth getting mad about and you should be getting mad about them" and it's funny every time when he comes across a dragon wallowing in defeatist self pity and has to go "god shut the fuck up and just get mad about it like a normal person"

it will always be hilarious to me that ardbert's weapon is bravura atma, which is one of the ARR relic steps but specifically the one you have when you're on the book step. ardbert really got to the books and went "no fuck that i'm out"

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i need squid really badly

I think if you transported the ffxiv cast to a mundane modern world, Urianger would just constantly be joining cults. Somehow this man finds a new weird cult to join wherever he goes. Of course it worries all of his friends but they eventually face the shocking realization that he's really good at manipulating people and is fine and often has one up on the cults. Who it must be said he IS just hanging out with.