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Quick, where are the Tumblr clown care guides?! They didn't cover this!

I hate society, but not in an edgy "I think the joker is a role model" sort of way, more like in a "distressed squirrel attempting to cross a busy street" sort of way. If that makes any sense

if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack

Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: “trying” each other for piracy. The “accused” would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.

This is so wholesome to hear.

You’re telling me pirates used to roleplay ace attorney?

While watching the Tinkerbell film franchise we can see that pixie hollow functions differently to our own society, for example while all the fairys work in assigned jobs, we never see any evidence that they receive money for their work, furthermore we never see any fairys spending money, however they seem to have all their essentials provided for them. When Tinkerbell arrives at pixie hollow she is assigned a house, and we see that each fairy receives a daily ration of pixie dust. Even when Tinkerbell abandons her job in the first movie we still see her receiving pixie dust. By watching the films critically we can deduce that pixie hollow is a communist utopia that uses no form of currency. In this essay I will

Actual real talk, can someone let me borrow $60 so I can get my roommate his migraine meds? He's in so much pain rn he can't see out of one eye. Please. I can pay it back when I get paid on Thursday.

Beep has no monies to help but please reblog this, I know the feeling of not being able to afford meds its really difficult

Imma say it saikis grandpa is hot af-

Are you ok op?

Never have been never will be 👉😎👉

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Oh wow ur right

Who told you about the mind cow