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Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

"pjackk":

got the original url, committed for the bit for less than 24 hours before vaguing about criticism, now only half-heartedly keeps up the act and isn't very good at it. Embarrassing, 0/10

Bonus points: considers pjackk a lesbian, a conclusion that could only be reached if your entire exposure to the character was via the shadows cast on the cave walls by posts about posts about pjackk. but it's a fun wrinkle in the way that a bad movie is better than a mediocre one. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.

"pjack":

couldn't get the original url but that didn't stop them. Embarrassing, 0/10.

Bonus points: so far posts less than current pjackk. the posts aren't very good but at least they're keeping up kayfabe. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.

"gjackk":

It's honestly kinda giving "blease dont think im racist"-era sandsverse fanblog vibes. Embarrassing, 0/10.

(yuma voice) Grand Steward, is Argath the puppy neutered? I understand he is still but a pup, however, it would be quite troublesome if he were to sneak out of the yard and start howling at all hours of the night, no?

"Believe me, Yuma—it was among the first measures I took. For the sake of his comfort and well-being as much as our own."