FFXIV Heritage Posts

Well you see its like a rattlesnake: so rattlesnakes make their rattles by having a special scale on the end of their tail that stays on even after molting, baby rattlers have no rattle. and baby au ra and miqo'te have shorter tails proportionally than adults. I'm the one who took issue with that comparison.

you should be able to toggle armpit hair: i think this should be added to the character creator, in real life it has a hell of a cooldown in one direction.

Scaryflashlight: this is how i described pre-shadowbringers patch

Returning to his favorite hobby: this one is specifically about urianger. iykyk

I hope that old man gets to die: there's that one old man in heavensward hildebrand who really wants to lemming off a cliff to be with his dead wife but hildebrand is too lighthearted for that

i no longer trust any hyur: there were too many hyurs who turned out to be secret garleans and i got jaded about it

By the twelve hes a lalafel: ok this one isn't unobvious but i really want to tell the story. the lala-focused FC i'm in does an event called Cult of Blood where we run around being cultists and startling people and sacrificing them and whatnot. this year we planned out a little skit where we made a character to get sacrificed and transformed him into a lalafell, very fun this was some of the reactions when the switcheroo happened. hang out on mateus during spirits eve if you want to experience Cult of Blood.

soggies you: Mia made a sadge emote and it got changed to soggy in my friend xiv server cause the game makes us soggie, okay?!?

seemingly infinite responsibilities: this is a line from the Ameliance custom deliveries which i'm explaining cause i know not everyone does crafting stuff.

evil cake: in case it wasn't clear from the coloring, this is about Eulmore