Love Begins
⁂
Acquired Stardust
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
almost home
@theartofmadeline
roma★
Andulka
Game of Thrones Daily
Misplaced Lens Cap
Three Goblin Art
Sade Olutola
Stranger Things
Jules of Nature
if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
Keni
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from Iraq
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from Slovenia
seen from Mexico
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Brazil
seen from Colombia
seen from Iraq
seen from Brazil
@ffxivheritageposts
Ways people draw elf ears:
Slightly pointy
Very pointy
Triangles
Stitch ears
oh You Know
world of warcraft impossible ears
OH YOU KNOW
HOT TAKE: REALLY LONG ELF EARS ARE THE ANIME TIDDIES OF THE ELF WORLD
Hey man maybe shut the fuck up.
Limiting ear length is a sign of weakness.
You are all like little babies
watch this
you made this post a lot worse thanks
you’re welcome
@gsirvitor
Certified FFXIV Heritage Post
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
i think there;s something behind me
Certified FFXIV Heritage Post
They took away our fucked up grapes?
“Remember us… remember that we once lived”
@ffxivheritageposts
Certified FFXIV Heritage Post
📞Tell me📞, for whom do you fight? 🤔
How very glib, 😑🙄
and do you 🙏believe🙏 in Eorzea? 😏
Eorzeas’ unity is ⚒forged⚒ on 🤦♂️falsehoods🚫. Its city-states are 👷♂️built👷♀️ on deceit🤞, and its faith💒 is an 🎷instrument🥁 of 😈deception. It is naught🎗➰🐺 but a cobweb of lies🕷🕸🙄 - to believe in Eorzea is to believe in 🙅♂️🙅♀️nothing☠. In Eorzea, the 🦉🐦beast🐟🐍 tribes often summon Gods 🙏🙏🙏 to fight⚔🔫 in their stead.
Though your ☭comrades☭ only rarely respond in kind
- which is ❓strange❓, is it not➰? Are the twelve🖐🖐✌ otherwise "engaged"? 💍👰👰 I was given to understand they were your 👼protectors🛡. If you truly believe them your 👌guardians🙏, why do you not 🎼🔁repeat the trick🎃 that served you so well at Carteneau, and call them down? 😏☎️🔇 They will 📞😇answer📞😇, so long as you lavish them with crystals 💎💎💎 and gorge them on aether 💦💦😳🤤. Your Gods are no different from those of the 🐜🐺beasts🐢🍃 - eikons, every one 🤡🤪. Accept but this, and you will see how Eorzeas 🙏faith🤭 is bleeding the land 🍂dry🔥. Nor is this unknown to your 🤴👸masters🤣, which prompts the ❓question❓ - why do they cling to these ❌false🤥 deities? What 🚗drives🚕 even men of 📚learning
- even the great Louisoix 🎓🎓🎓
to grovel😩 at their feet👣👃😳? The answer? Your masters lack the 💪strength💪 to do otherwise! 🤣👌 For the world of 👤man to mean anything, man must own the world. 👉🌍👈To this end🔚, he hath 🤛fought🤜 ever to raise himself through 🤬conflict😤, to grow rich💰💰💰 through conquest🛡⚔😡. And when the dust of battle settles, it is ever the strong💪😡 who dict🍆ate the fate of the weak😰👋. Knowing this, but a single😘 path is open to the 😖🍆impotent😞🍆 ruler - that of false worship🙏👑🙏. A path which leads to enervation and death 🤡😰⚰. Only a 💪man of power👌 can rightly steer🚘🚦 the course⛳ of 🌆civilization🌁. And in this land of
cReEpInG mEnDaCiTy,
that one truth will prove its 👼salvation😇. Cum Come💦, champion of Eorzea, face me! Your defeat shall serve as proof of my readiness to 👑rule👑! It is only right➡️ that I should take your realm, for none among you has the power to stop me! 😎😎😎🤣🏳
Certified FFXIV Heritage Post
prog my ultimate, boy
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
req'd by @ghostchilismoothie
crazy how that works in those finaled fantasies
text: Through strange alchemy, sheep can be turned into raid clears
new follower spotted
"19, ❤️ maryland, ice skating"
I SEE IT
@ffxivheritageposts
I've been leveling DRK and, encouraged by my bf, made a very stupid meme edit.
Certified FFXIV Heritage Post
Just for funsies I have compiled all of my ffxiv related cards i've gotten from @theshitpostcalligrapher (much to her groanings, we're gonna get u someday mia) (or at least the ones i physically have in my house lol) over the past couple years. Some of them are just like snippets of conversations but I will explain them if anyone asks hey how is that one an ffxiv reference
It's been 6 months. Here's round two:
Under the cut is explanations for all the cards that aren't clear references or direct quotes from the game.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
this is like from almost a year ago lol
Certified FFXIV Heritage Post
Wesley is preparing for a bit of an adventure, first stop being in Sharlayan to visit his kits, and he is putting Gaelileo in charge of his burrow.
The last time Gaelileo was left alone when Wesley went on a trip to Thavnair and then Scion business in Alexandria shortly after, Gaelileo raided the pantry and made a mess of snackie all over the floor. Wesley had to buy locks for his pantry to prevent his sneaky little catby (cat baby) from wrecking more havoc.
Tsk tsk, Gaelileo.
req'd by @kirahti
wait i have a matching card, this when you don't heed this card:
text: EVERYTHING BURNS
teehee! XD
if the ff14 community calls the new ultimate dmu and not umad i'm actually going to commit a crime in real life
you would get an ultimate with this man called "dancing mad ultimate" and you would call it something that ISNT "umad"????????????
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
req'd by @kirahti
wait do you mean the sandwiches in the minifridge or am I meant to ignored the folks you've got leashed out back
text: Don't touch my subs
@theshitpostcalligrapher So there's this game called Final Fantasy XIV in which it is possible to have a submarine fleet with your free company and our submarine fleet is led by the fearless and peerless @driftward to whom this quote can be attributed too :D
(hi from kirahti!)
Varshahn (big) walking into a doorway
Certified FFXIV Heritage Post
