fingerprints in the heart-mold of the world

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

google search how to make someone explode

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

"when you say Religion That Oppresses Women you better not mean My Religion That Oppresses Women"

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

my new guilty pleasure is after a long day of manual labor i come home and turn my ipad vertical style so i can play shitty mobile games on the big screen. sorry for the lack of art but i have to get all of these multicolor busses out of this strange parking lot so the crowds of people in matching colors can stop walking in circles

Stupid beautiful lovely sunlight streaming in through my window and making it hard to see the game ive played a billion and none times