fingerprints in the heart-mold of the world

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

google search how to make someone explode

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

if you ever draw a brown-eyed character with lighter eyes I hope the vegetables you were gonna cook for dinner go bad right before you get to use them