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I run dnd for a bunch of teenagers at the public library twice a month, and I created a character for them to like, and my teens are so obsessed with this rat that speaks common that they paid for him to go to college, and about once a week one of them comes in to the library to show me a cute picture of a rat that reminded them of him.

God this story is so blessed thank you

imagine playing the violin while your bugfriends dance withyou…

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“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

Things I didn’t know

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

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these memes are literally what keep me on track in these harrowing times

this is just a Skype call

Fact: the reason that turning someone into a frog results in an amphibian that’s capable of reason and speech rather than a regular dumb animal isn’t because evil wizards are habitually merciful; it’s because it’s illegal to curse someone in any way that would render them unable to dispute the curse’s terms in a court of law, and the Laws of Magic are very particular about enforcing that!

This is also why curses that directly incapacitate or kill are invariably set to take effect gradually, or after long a delay, or at the very least under circumstances that cannot immediately be brought about: the curse’s creator must allow the target adequate time to prepare their defence. They are not, however, under any obligation to actually inform the target of their rights in this respect, a fact that many unscrupulous sorcerers take full advantage of.

This feels like some sort of justification for the common use of illegal teen and pre-teen hero labor in the dismantling of Evil Sorcerous Organizations.

How does this interact with the high mortality rate of teenage heroes’ mentors and guardians?

And thus does evil forge the instruments of its own destruction, for evil is dumb.

whenever im spooked i play the worst most memey music because i hold the firm belief nothing can kill you if the vibes are wrong. if you have fresh prince going on as loud as possible whatever's haunting you is gonna be like. aw man. i can't kill to this. the mood is all wrong now

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set. Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!” “Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

This is my cup of tea.

Godzilla after he fucks up Tokyo for the 6th time this week

ill repost this EVERTIME i see it

I just watched this 6 times in a row. A masterpiece

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