coach conrad's sit-up camp for shirtless boys

i will burn this planet down before i spend another minute living among rudy knighters

i used to be funny what happened

papa's emerald mineria

the torrid, slightly toxic love affair between a person and the mid game they desperately wish was good

getting on an elevator and when the door closes you notice there’s a waist-high hole cut through the wall

well maam it seems youre pregnant with an image file. yeah youre jpreg. if you look here at the ultrasound you can even see all of the compression artifacts starting to form

dootaroon...

not to alarm anyone but it’s all really quite bad

you go 12 hours longer than usual without washing your hair and it starts speaking to you like the green goblin mask

waitttttt lol did u all go out and get ensouled without me!!!

give me a hog make it squeal or else forget about it…

the bad news is the new neopets plot comic changed one of my favorite characters of the last like 20 years :( but the good news is they're a rainbow moth with pronouns and a will to live now :)

ok so basically ☝️ its called a "boingy rabbit" because it bouce

giving a wizened hag dark backshots in the cursed grotto

its gotta feel good as fuck to get sent to the seaside for your health

are we absolutely sure that the only way to finish something is by starting. like have we truly exhausted all other options