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It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

(You don't have to, of course, as this is a bit out of the blue)

Thanks either way tho!!!

i have so many that i've tried to organise them by "genre" (as catalogued by me) for you. some of them overlap. here you go.

BODY HORROR: the substance, videodrome, titane, malignant, suspiria, black swan, the thing, prometheus, martyrs, raw, annihilation, the cloverfield paradox, antiviral

RELIGIOUS HORROR: saint maud, constantine, midsommar

SURVIVAL HORROR: the thing, the ritual, the descent, the long walk, the shining, 28 days later, 28 years later, the cloverfield paradox, train to busan

FOUND FOOTAGE: tunnels, the blair witch project, as above so below, cloverfield, lake mungo

I'M GONNA GETCHA! I'M THE ALIEN: alien + the alien franchise in general (obviously), nope, the thing, prey (2022)

MONSTROUS FEMININITY: ginger snaps, jennifer's body, pearl, the neon demon, carrie

CHILDHOOD IS TERRIFYING: the babadook, bring her back, skinamarink, it (2017), let the right one in, the shining, doctor sleep

BLACK/RACIAL HORROR: candyman (the original one), get out, sinners, prey (2022)

RELATIONSHIP AND SEXUAL VIOLENCE HORROR: obsession, jennifer's body, X, maXXXine, the neon demon, the silence of the lambs, possession (1981), the brood, it follows, the invisible man, nosferatu (2024), ginger snaps, teeth, crimson peak, perfect blue, fire walk with me, end of evangelion, a girl walks home alone at night, midsommar

WHAT IF THERE WAS A GUY: longlegs, scream, black christmas, the invisible man

ENTERTAININGLY BAD: alien: covenant, malignant, v/h/s, saw, as above so below

OTHER: pulse (回路), antiviral, paprika, the lighthouse

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No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

“So... We got the exploding diarrhea. Here's my advice for anyone who doesn't have it yet:

It's going to take a minute for the government to pin down where this is coming from, and then issue a recall, because the FDA has been gutted. But, I can tell you, without a shadow of a doubt : this is coming from Taylor Farms produce, and you will see them recalled.

You'll want to avoid all Taylor Farms produce in the grocery store. They supply McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut, about any fast food place you can think of.

Raspberries, watermelons, cilantro, and the veggies you're hearing about are not causing this many people to get sick. It's the shredded lettuce, specifically, that's the problem. But, you'll want to stay away from every type of produce this company puts out, because one strand of shredded lettuce is all it takes to contaminate bushels.

Taylor Farms is the source. Taco Bell proactively pulled their produce from their restaurants. You're going to see other fast food places doing this, and probably will see that before the government names a source. The FDA knows this, but they can't come out and tell us all until there's proof, which takes resources and research, which takes manpower, but the FDA has been cut by about 20-30%

During the Biden term, onions at McDonald's had ecoli. We knew this because DNA testing was done quickly and they were able to narrow it down to one place that caused the outbreak. And, it was traced back to Taylor Farms. This isn't going to be solved as quickly though.

When you get this, make a virtual appointment to your PCP - a "same day sick" appointment. Tell them someone in your family just tested for this and was positive and was prescribed Bactrim. If you go in person, they're probably going to make you poop in a cup and wait until results come back to prescribe.

You'll know when you get this. Trust me on all of this.

You'll want to stay hydrated because this parasite damages the lining of the small intestine. Your small intestine, in turn, secretes more water into the gut, and less nutrients and liquid are able to remain in the body. So no matter how much you shit, you're going to want to drink. A day of this leads to dehydration if you don't increase your fluid intake, and a few days will land you in the hospital.

If you have headaches, weakness, muscle cramps, dizziness, or an increase heart rate - hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Go to the ER for fluids if you can't drink enough.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Brought to you by America's 250 birthday celebrations, workforce reduction in the FDA and CDC, and viewers like you.

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And, MAGA - don't blow up the comment section. I argued with y'all on COVID bc I was afraid y'all would die, but I really don't care if you get explosive diarrhea.

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