most likely to kiss a robot

You'd think people who follow a religion where one of the main tenets of faith is that literally the most righteous and perfect man possible got sentenced to execution by imperial occupation forces and died horribly after many hours of torture would be immune to the "good things happen to good people, if you're unhappy it's probably your own fault" kinda thinking, and yet

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

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Occasionally you do need to just let fantasy be fantasy. "Why are the mountains around Mordor in a square, mountain ranges don't work like that" well you see there's an evil god who lives there hope this helps

guys im feeling quite vulnerable now and i need u to be honest with me. If an evil palette swapped clone of myself started wreaking general mayhem with villainous intent you'd be able to differentiate him from me right. You wouldnt get us totally mixed up and accuse me of committing all the evil deeds he did

"There are no real ways to tell if something was written by AI so don't even try!" might be true for like, random small snippets of unsourced text you find online that's not really about much of anything, so it can't be fact-checked and there’s not enough text for something about it to feel off, but I think it's clear the piss on the poor reading comprehension site can't fathom that some people are actually better readers and writers than they are lol, and can often tell something is AI slop by the way it’s written with its lack of real content and thought and its weird ass tone (and honestly I haaaate when people go "don't say that a tell of AI writing is awkward language because what about ESL speakers!" because I work with ESL speakers constantly and there's a difference between the registers of ESL speakers and LLM text; the "errors" a human brain makes when speaking one language due to having grown up learning another set of grammar rules and language norms still look different than an LLM using weird language because it has no personality, can't think, and can only shit out words that it’s programmed to see as statistically likely to come next. Like, these people clearly don’t know what ESL speakers actually sound like! Stop using second language learners to defend the honor of plagiarism machine lol)

they're so desperate because the thing AI is best at is losing money. OpenAI lost 38.5 BILLION dollars in the year 2025. (Ed Zitron reported it here, also verified by the financial times.) this is the type of shit you see right before bubbles pop.

rip to c. s. lewis, you would’ve hated ai