most likely to kiss a robot

Feast your eyes on these two delicious hamburgers! Dig in with prices as low as only $8.90!

Occasionally you do need to just let fantasy be fantasy. "Why are the mountains around Mordor in a square, mountain ranges don't work like that" well you see there's an evil god who lives there hope this helps

guys im feeling quite vulnerable now and i need u to be honest with me. If an evil palette swapped clone of myself started wreaking general mayhem with villainous intent you'd be able to differentiate him from me right. You wouldnt get us totally mixed up and accuse me of committing all the evil deeds he did

"There are no real ways to tell if something was written by AI so don't even try!" might be true for like, random small snippets of unsourced text you find online that's not really about much of anything, so it can't be fact-checked and there’s not enough text for something about it to feel off, but I think it's clear the piss on the poor reading comprehension site can't fathom that some people are actually better readers and writers than they are lol, and can often tell something is AI slop by the way it’s written with its lack of real content and thought and its weird ass tone (and honestly I haaaate when people go "don't say that a tell of AI writing is awkward language because what about ESL speakers!" because I work with ESL speakers constantly and there's a difference between the registers of ESL speakers and LLM text; the "errors" a human brain makes when speaking one language due to having grown up learning another set of grammar rules and language norms still look different than an LLM using weird language because it has no personality, can't think, and can only shit out words that it’s programmed to see as statistically likely to come next. Like, these people clearly don’t know what ESL speakers actually sound like! Stop using second language learners to defend the honor of plagiarism machine lol)

they're so desperate because the thing AI is best at is losing money. OpenAI lost 38.5 BILLION dollars in the year 2025. (Ed Zitron reported it here, also verified by the financial times.) this is the type of shit you see right before bubbles pop.

rip to c. s. lewis, you would’ve hated ai

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear

I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.

this is truly one of the most tumblr posts i've ever seen. i know chronically online people exist in all corners of the internet but i feel like this is the only place where someone could say something as uncontroversial as "you will find out that people have personalities when you talk to them" and get responses like "oh so you're making the ABLEIST assertion that i should FORCE MYSELF to push past my SOCIAL ANXIETY to talk to BIGOTS????" amazing work, guys

it sucks that the overwhelming majority of medical messaging around salt/sodium is "evil poisonous substance that you're definitely already eating way too much of," because like. you do still need it. (trust me, as a POTS-haver, I've had to completely rewire my own brain about salt.) and you need more salt when the entire northern hemisphere is hot enough to fry an egg on. ever tried sucking down the recommended 64oz of hydration per day entirely as water, only to find you're peeing constantly without any of the purported benefits of being "hydrated"? assuming you don't have another medical condition that causes frequent urination, your body probably needed more salt/electrolytes to be able to hold onto that water and make use of it. if there was ever a time to keep a sports drink/pedialyte/etc within constant reach, it's when the heat index is 110°F/43°C.

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol