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i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

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this friday remember to keep climbing out of this hole that resembles the grave but isn’t

local-ragamuffin

Everyone go to Steam right now and play the demo for Welcome to Elderfield. It’s an eldritch horror farming sim with rpg elements. And it’s AMAZING. THE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE. It’s like stardew valley mixed with welcome to night vale mixed with Junji ito.

#seconded

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#I literally grew up in northern Utah #and I've only been skiing once when my rich uncle from the east coast took me #shit's so expensive and for what!!

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oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

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They can read

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every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with

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some of my most significant core memories involved getting into heated arguments with the furby who lived in my closet. essential component of my pre-teen character development. necessary anguish

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

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the post that keeps on giving (via @zenyeetaa):

#okay we weren’t children when we did this but me and some old roommates kept a baby doll in the freezer #at first it was to jump scare the next person who opened the freezer #but he was in there for a few months and then when we decided it was time to pull it out a bunch of fires broke out across our county #so we put him back in the freezer. we named him chippy and drew a mustache on his face #we tried pulling him out of the freezer a few times after that but some horrible event would happen every time without fail #when we moved apartments we had a special cooler to bring chippy with us #as far as i know chippy is still in a freezer somewhere

#growing up we had this doll that would play music and would not. stop. once she started #I have vivid memories of my siblings and I throwing her at the wall and smacking her on various objects in hopes of silencing her

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ofliliesandremains

And so the ancient texts persist

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[A photo of a store sign reading "buy sell trade: happy birthdae gay people!" End ID.]

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kosmogrl

just saw this and it made me sob.

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auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

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guys that tiny little pocket inside that bigger pocket on your jeans is the perfect home for your second dose of Adderall just thought you should know

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