Callum

Resteraunt servers have the funniest and most surreal workplace stories of any profession. They have the job that mean nurses think they have. The entire world is working against them the entire shift. And then you feel terrible for laughing. It’s not funny that you tripped and spilled an entire ice tea all over a toddler and the kid started screaming at the top of his lungs. Nobody was having a good day, thank God it wasn’t a hot coffee. That’s not funny. I did laugh so hard tears started rolling down my face when you recounted this mortifying ordeal though.

oouufghh.. I got the headache. I'm sorry everyone. this is it for me

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

Posts from a 17th century chymist who's about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.

DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!

NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!

Thank you homunculus! Quick question, why do you know that?

Instinctively, like how a pigeon understands how magnetic fields work the way they do.

Every once in a while when I'm minding my own business, the urge to convert to judaism shows up, says nothing, stands at the door stating at me for 20 minutes in absolute silence, and then leaves without closing the door.

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

Been varnishing with a subpar paintbrush and now there's varnish all over my hands. "Derin go and wash your hands again" I have been doing that, but the thing about a fluid that is specifically made to stick to stuff and form a barrier that won't be easily dissolved or removed is that,

This is going to sound absolutely absurd, but I promise it works: If the varnish is oil based, you can loosen its grip on your skin with peanut butter. Get a wash cloth, dab sompeanut butter on it, and rub a thin layer of it on your hands. Then add warm water to tHe cloth and gently scrub at the varnish until the oil in the peanut butter softens it. It should come off with a little bit of dish soap and hot water after that.

Fantastic advice for other people but as an avid hater of peanut butter I do not allow that goop into my house.

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

shoutout to that thing from star trek tng where somebody was like 'won't the future have a way to make picard not be bald?' and they were like 'no no no, in the future nobody will GIVE A SHIT that picard is bald'

They called the two of you the Power Couple of the Light when you were the church's highest cleric and strongest paladin. But now, even though you're just as devoted as you always had been, only because of a little bit of death, they call you the Lich King Warlock and the Deathknight Revenant.

what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes

Okay, but how do I find the new artist shows?