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everything ive heard from this play endears me so much to it
the code of chivalry is
Good, but knights forsake their duty by pledging fealty to kings
Bad, and unsalvageably rotten to the core
probably a dumb question but is it confirmed in the text that littlefinger convinced joff to kill ned? i'd always assumed that joff did that on impulse without input.
not dumb at all! i think it is never said outright, but pretty much confirmed that joff didn't kill ned on his own whim. the implication that it's littlefinger is the plot purpose of varys' riddle about power.
of course, tyrion and the audience is led to believe that the small man in question is tyrion, and while that's not entirely untrue, littlefinger fits the bill very well here.
if we accept the premise that varys is implying, which is that joffrey was convinced by someone else to execute ned stark, littlefinger is the only possible suspect. we know that varys was trying to keep ned alive by brokering his exile to the wall. we know that cersei and tywin and pycelle all want a lannister peace, which is impossible with a dead ned. renly fled king's landing and cant have said anything to joffrey. the only person with the motive and the means in all the capital is littlefinger.
i also dont think that joffrey is as impulsive a character as we're led to believe. when reading the text for the first time, we're led to believe that joffrey does things only for his cruel pleasure and is impossible to control. and while there is a cruel streak in him, we see him constantly being manipulated by people who know how to play him. think of sansa convincing him to keep dontos alive, cersei convincing him to set aside his betrothal to sansa for margaery (we accept this when reading, but getting joff to agree to marry a girl he never met for peace is a remarkable task). joff's hiring of a catspaw to kill bran is also posed as an impulsive and rash decision, but ultimately stems from his desire to please robert and jaime, who both say that bran is better off dead.
so even though joffrey does make impulsive decisions, i think for all the important decisions of the war we can often see the strings of some other player (tywin, littlefinger, etc.) actually moving the pieces.
acok, chapter 3, tyrion i
i asked this question and then immediately hit this exchange between tyrion and cersei which confirms this for me more strongly than varys' anecdote about power
joff confirming janos slynt as a lord is framed as a childish impulse in real time, but tywin blames his councelors
agot; chapter 69, tyrion ix
and cersei mentioning janos' lordship being littlefinger's work immediately after mentioning that she had told joff to let ned take the black makes me feel like the text is nudging its readers to make this connection. if petyr would do something as "nonsensical" (but really self serving) as making a butcher's son the lord of harrenhal, then he would do something as "nonsensical" as beheading ned stark
it's funny in retrospect how most of joffrey's worst decisions are because of bad counsel. he really doesnt have as much power as people think he does
in retrospect this 100% sounds like something littlefinger told joffrey and cersei is trying to pass off as robert's line so that tywin doesnt blame her for joffrey's behavior
this may as well happen
ASOIAF Cinematic Universe
Phase 1
Game of Thrones
Phase 2
House of the Dragon
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Jon Snow show (cancelled)
The Mad King (play) <- you are here
Phase 3
Aegon the Conqueror movie (under development)
Corlys Velaryon animated prequel (under development)
Westerosi Warcraft (under development)
Phase 4
???

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A good story should be narratively and emotionally satisfying to read. It need not be "predictable"--often, a good story isn't. People say that they don't want their stories to be predictable. But if you read discourse for any serialized form of storytelling--a book series, a TV show, a manga, Deltarune--it's clear that fans have expectations of where they want a story to go, and believe that it should be sign-posted by the promises that the storytellers seem to be making in the text. And while it's true that foreshadowing is an important part of a story, a good storyteller usually has a lot of cards in their back pocket that they simply do not choose to reveal to the audience.
Imagine a murder mystery novel. Now, it's certainly possible to write a story where every relevant fact of the case to determine who the murderer is is found within the very first chapter, such that an exceptionally astute reader could figure it all out right there. But that doesn't necessarily make for a fun read. A good murder mystery need not even be "fair-play"--sometimes the murderer can be someone who didn't even show up in the story at all, if executed well. What is important is whether the story is well-executed, not whether all the fan theories are validated.
A good story should be narratively and emotionally satisfying to read. It need not be "predictable"--often, a good story isn't. People say that they don't want their stories to be predictable. But if you read discourse for any serialized form of storytelling--a book series, a TV show, a manga, Deltarune--it's clear that fans have expectations of where they want a story to go, and believe that it should be sign-posted by the promises that the storytellers seem to be making in the text. And while it's true that foreshadowing is an important part of a story, a good storyteller usually has a lot of cards in their back pocket that they simply do not choose to reveal to the audience.
why are jeyne poole and jeyne westerling named the same? robb marries a jeyne and loses winterfell, and theon escapes with a jeyne from winterfell. i know there's something significant here, i just can't make it out
many could learn from this

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jaime lannister animated series fancast
matpat game theory and its consequences have been a disaster for online fandom
brienne -> unfeminine appearance, regards herself as a woman while feeling alienated from femininity
cersei -> feminine appearance, actively chafes against being a woman while outwardly playing the role of one
it so happens that you cannot squeeze eight hours of sleep into five hours. not for lack of trying.
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kind of a cooky asoiaf theory but is tobho mott just a bad armorer?
- he mentions being able to put the color into the metal itself instead of using paint or enamel. i'm not a metallurgist but it seems kind of dubious? wouldn't it mess with the strength of the metal to just have random impurities in there?
- he made renly's armor and his antler snaps off when he falls during the hand's tourney
- they haven't said that the sword lysa had made for jon arryn, that she then gave to vardis egan for tyrion's trial by combat, was made by tobho mott but she did have it made at king's landing and it's such a flashy ornamented thing that it feels like it has to be a tobho mott original. and it snapped in two when he hit marble with it which i don't think is something swords usually do.
- thoros of myr gets his swords from him and they keep breaking and yeah it's probably just the wildfire he pours on them but maybe they're just shitty swords?
i guess he does work valyrian steel later and that seems to be fine? maybe he's doing stuff to regular metal that should only be done with valyrian steel and that's why they're all weak and brittle? maybe it's an abandoned plot from the first book? maybe i'm just grasping at straws?
Children’s books, to a great extent because they are written for those who cannot participate in the market, can offer...
really good essay on children's fantasy