green & submarine

Accidentally made kind of nasty food for my baby but he scarfed it up anyway

Don't ride me out on a rail but there are actually some good Maroon 5 songs

I think the most satisfying way to eat an apple is to cut a huge slab off the side to make a pristine Disc the bites are so choice

If I had all the money in the world I'd just want to try every single restaurant in my vicinity

What is it with Mexican restaurants in this specific city not salting their beans

Because I have extremely sensitive eczema hands and have had the baby for over a year now meaning far more frequent handwashing leading to severely cracked and bleeding hands I've developed an extremely specific routine of tasks starting from most clean to very dirty in order to be extremely efficient in number of times hands need to be washed

Discovered that cookies are actually tasty for me if I cut the amount of sugar in the recipe in half

Oh yes btw I've passed 5 out of the 7 exams required for me to be licensed as an Architect ✏️✏️✏️🏗🏗🏗👷‍♀️👷‍♀️👷‍♀️🏠🏠🏠

Friend said something to my wife about me having OCD but I actually don't have OCD it's just autism

Please talk to me with human words and not the words you took from an LLM

I need some sort of light fixture that is a stone orb or circle, this is a physiological need I think it's bc they look like the moon so it seems natural