green & submarine

Me, hearing about a meeting I definitely need to be in but absolutely don't want to be in, about to ruin my own day: Hey-

Why do children keep biting my boy

It is officially too hot to sleep

Since becoming a parent I have Hella unused vacation time but zero sick time so it does even out

Neighbor took down their trump 4ever sign

A foul wind blows this way from yonder toddler

I want to be able to take a shower and wash my hair then go straight to bed without having to dry it

Not to flex but I could rebuild my entire house from the ground up with just the materials I have in my yard (minus plumbing and electrical 🤔)

Anyone want garry oak acorns or seedlings hmu my tree is definitely putting some out this year

I must bite mama in order to go to sleep

A second molar has hit the gumline

Drinking apple juice out of a sippy cup for an authentic experience

Never before being a parent was I able to push on someone's belly and identify a stuck poop