green & submarine

Neighbor took down their trump 4ever sign

A foul wind blows this way from yonder toddler

I want to be able to take a shower and wash my hair then go straight to bed without having to dry it

Not to flex but I could rebuild my entire house from the ground up with just the materials I have in my yard (minus plumbing and electrical 🤔)

Anyone want garry oak acorns or seedlings hmu my tree is definitely putting some out this year

I must bite mama in order to go to sleep

A second molar has hit the gumline

Drinking apple juice out of a sippy cup for an authentic experience

Never before being a parent was I able to push on someone's belly and identify a stuck poop

I made the mistake of looking up other Steller animals (animals native to the north pacific and described by Steller so now they are named after him) and I found out about the Steller sea cow 😢😢😢😢

Looking at job postings for fun and wondering where they're located, then realizing the job I'm most interested in is in Rainier tower

I need a crab louie salad right now NO shrimp ONLY dungeness

potatoes are not inherently unhealthy