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Retrieving your partner’s body, and dealing with the devil: Etho buries Bdubs at the snow castle.

1.8k fic exploring Etho's thoughts the night after Bdubs dies; warning for (discussion of) major character death. i just keep thinking about how etho says 'that hurts me' right after bdubs death... he is so hides everything behind 1 million layers of jokes usually. but that hurts him.

in colonial times the spanish also called filipinos 'indios' a term which denoted illiteracy and poverty

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black and holey brownie in a pan

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#i think when you entered the kitchen jesus christ dude

#hm!

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#pumice #?

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#minecraft soul sand

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#slime mold

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#the rot

#Iceland moment?

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#volcanic rock

#wasp's nest

#i think your first mistake was creating a rich and healthy layer of topsoil

#what lurks beneath the batter

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#assfault

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#spores.

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#youve made some kind of peat bog or some such thing

#food #<-supposedly

#thats from pompeii my friend

#bitch those are the holes from junji ito

#YOU BAKED A CHUNK OF THE ROAD

#topographical map of the battle of verdun

#accidentally created a specimen

#post that on a mycology subreddit

#surinam toad birth ass brownies

#so the ants attacked

#nice fungus

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#experience the blasted surface of mercury from the comfort of your own home

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I like scrapbooking, I did a whole book for one of my favourite podcasts Midnight Burger and now I’m doing a little mini book for another favourite, King Falls AM 💙

If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...

YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.

Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.

If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".

Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.

YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.

Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.