stay ahead, and don’t get dead, and stay alive

well if there's no girls in it then it automatically sucks shit okays?

AUGUST IS OVER??????

my bad gang there's one more

if your organisation publishes information as image posts on Facebook, your organisation does not publish that information.

This week is apparently rabies week because four baby goats at a petting zoo in North Carolina just tested positive for the virus and now they have to do contact tracing and try to find everyone at the public event who could have interacted with them.

To be clear, this is not a "Oh you might be sick and we don't want you to infect others." situation, this is a "If you develope the first neurological symptoms you are a walking corpse. You need post exposure prophylaxies (which has very good outcomes) before that or you will 100% die."

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So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

the knife

When is the right time for me to start begging y’all to vote in the midterms like if I start now it’ll get tiresome but like… I need to know that every US resident legally able to vote has checked their registration and is rearing to go

Official Post of Massachusetts

heads up to anyone diagnosed with "gender dysphoria" or referred by the welsh gender service for top surgery - apparently as of this morning all the manchester hospitals they have been banned from doing any part of the top surgery process by the Gender Dysphoria National Referral for Surgery Service (GDNRSS) effective IMMEDIATELY. will was due for top surgery at 7am tomorrow, we were contacted two hours ago. they've cancelled it. we both have medical leave and accommodation booked and are actively on the 4.5 hour train ready for the surgery when we got the call from the surgeon. we're absolutely heartbroken. the surgeon said they had no idea this was happening either until literally this morning. apparently it's a "pause" pending investigation into the welsh gender service but either way will's surgery has still been cancelled less than 24 hours in advance with no timeline at all of when it might actually be possible to get it. ive been crying on this train full of people for the last hour i cant believe this is happening it's like a nightmare. if you or anyone you know are under the welsh gender service waiting for gender affirming surgery (there is NOWHERE that does gender affirming surgery in wales btw. they've just "paused" all top surgery for everyone in wales under the nhs) please get in contact to check how it'll affect you as well

seeing other people saying the same thing now it seems to be ALL HOSPITALS for ALL types of gender affirming surgery. just a unilateral stop for gender affirming surgery for anyone referred through the welsh gender service with absolutely no idea when it'll resume or what new criteria might be. they banned gender affirming surgeries for welsh people specifically. this is absolutely bonkers.