Jbt7493

let's dissect uncle, to find his wish gland

tumblr's collective inability to identify rage bait is kind of crazy.

especially userbase schadenfreude. like "this person sent this ask to themselves" just doesn't occur to you guys when it's primo dunk material

The sexualization of chasers needs to stop. It's like some of you only see us as people when you're horny

All my posts have some kind of embarrassing typo in them as a deliberate philosophical message and not because I'm lazy and srupid

unrestrained summer fun

If you learned the difference between dogs and cats just from cute semiviral videos, this would probably upset you.

@andmaybegayer

every now and then i see people be like "i can't believe i got banned from (insert website/forum here) after i insulted and/or threatened the people running it" and i just wonder how they could have possibly not seen that coming

"we need to bring back forums/forum culture" sir you're getting a week long threadban for calling the moderator politely asking you to deescalate a dickless redditor who gets no pussy

if I see one more "why age verification is bad" post that doesn't even bother to mention that locking young people out of huge sections of the public sphere - literally the stated goal and primary impact of this shit - is wrong in and of itself I will simply start hitting people with bricks

yes yes biometric data privacy blah blah adults can hypothetically by harmed by this too. what about the immediate and deliberate and not at all hypothetical harm to youth. why are you acting like a potential data leak about what your face looks like, which if it ever happened would at least be generally recognised as a problem, is a more serious issue than cutting millions of people off from information and community and public expression which is happening right now in the open with large scale support

it's got the stench of fucking "banned books week" on it. thousands of adults congratulating themselves for reading books literally no one is trying to stop them from reading while doing nothing to improve access for the young people who are the ones actually having those books made off-limits to them.