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"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw

My friend's family has an unhealthy relationship with the microwave in my opinion. It seems to factor into about half of all of their cooking. What do you mean you have always only microwaved your baked potatoes? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MADE MEATLOAF IN THE MICROWAVE?

Do you like... hate poor people or something?

Yes, but that's unrelated to what we're talking about right now.

I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.

I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

physically i’m here but mentally i’m a member of the strawberry cult in hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights

fat people should be allowed to kill over backhanded compliments. you agree

you must agree harder

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

The rare excellent piece of writing on AI

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

gotta be a term that isn't the dunning Krueger effect but is a kind of similar idea where the more deep scientists get into their topic and the more exhausted they get, the more likely they are to find stupid ways to describe things

this post brought to you by a bunch of coral specialists at the end of a workshop voting to define coral, a complex animal, as "a rock with problems"

It's called "the reason science communicator is a different job than scientist"