Major League Bulges

Memphis Bulge

UFC

The ball ricocheted off the batter’s elbow and shot straight past my catcher’s mitt, crashing right into my cup. The pain was instant and brutal—I dropped to the ground, rolling around clutching my crotch, gasping for air. To make it worse, the fans didn’t offer sympathy—they burst out laughing. I could hear them shouting things like, “You’re supposed to catch balls, not clutch them!” and “Did your cup crack and scramble your eggs?” and “Dumb jock!” As the trainers helped me limp toward the dugout, fans started tossing peanuts at me, yelling, “Here, take some new nuts!” Every step felt more humiliating than the last.

Xavier Woods and that MEAT! 🥩

Adam Moore