Per Kirkeby (Danish,1938-2018), Heroic View, 1980. Lithograph, 67 x 86 cm.

never shouldve smoked that shit, now i’m on the july 17th 1995 cover of newsweek

Happy 30th birthday bisexuality

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

If tumblr goes down Just close your eyes and find me

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

I grabbed the wrong box and accidentally dumped about half a cup of powdered Assam black tea into my tomato sauce. I scooped most of it out but it's definitely still in there 😭

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

I've heard rumors that the people who receive billions of dollars don't deliver all the medicines and such themselves, some say they don't deliver any of it! Some conspiracists say they use this secret technique, "wage labor", to collect the money without doing the delivery themselves!