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Spider-Man: Brand New Day made me so frustrated I went out and bought Supergirl.
I had some choice criticisms to level at that movie too but at least it has a coherent plot, a protagonist I can root for, and a clear idea of what to do about human traffickers.
Remember when the MCU had somewhat progressive politics? Remember Winter Soldier? When it said that corrupt goverment and military organizations are rotten from within by nazi/colonialist ideology that was there from the beginning? When it said that they were unsalvageable and it all needed to go? Good times.
Yeah, I was actually thinking a bit ago that Winter Soldier is like the good version of what Brand New Day's trying to do here.
Marvel seems to have realized that getting rid of S.H.I.E.L.D. was a mistake because now they don't have a morally ambiguous government institution for policing supers that they can write plots around, so Damage Control's been introduced to be the new S.H.I.E.L.D.
But in the process, every new appearance by Damage Control only further justifies Captain America's decision to condemn the totality of S.H.I.E.L.D. rather than let Nick Fury pin all the blame on Director Pierce while preserving the institution that creates men like him.
This is something that Wonder Man got right and that everyone else keeps getting wrong. Only Wonder Man has actually had the nerve to say that Damage Control as an institution is the problem.
I'm wondering if the fact that Damage Control keeps coming up (especially in more recent stuff) may mean that it'll be a bigger deal in Doomsday and Secret Wars. Because it feels like a reoccurring thread for long enough (it got introduced in Ms. Marvel, right?) and is now jumping into the movies in the last movie before Doomsday - that feels like it might mean something, in a sort of no, there have been enough bad eggs, maybe it's not just a bad egg scenario, maybe it's the whole thing.
Yeah, they've been around the block a few times. They've been in almost every MCU Spider-Man film.
-> In Homecoming, they were the ones who muscled in on Toomes's contract after the Battle of New York, setting him on the path to becoming Vulture.
-> In No Way Home, they arrested Peter under suspicion of murdering Mysterio in Far From Home.
-> And now they're here in Brand New Day.
They showed up in She-Hulk where they arrested Jen.
They were a major antagonist in Ms. Marvel where they shook down Jersey.
They appeared briefly in Secret Invasion when Skrulls infiltrated one of their super-weapon storages.
And they were the main villains of Wonder Man.
I also wonder if Marvel's building to something with them, or if Marvel just likes having a shady Fed organization it can lean on to do shady shit for the plot, so they're keeping them around in perpetuity.
I forgot about Homecoming. It has been...a while since I saw it - and I haven't seen either of the other two new Spidey movies. Or Secret Invasion. And forgot about She-Hulk.
Spider-Man: Brand New Day made me so frustrated I went out and bought Supergirl.
I had some choice criticisms to level at that movie too but at least it has a coherent plot, a protagonist I can root for, and a clear idea of what to do about human traffickers.
Remember when the MCU had somewhat progressive politics? Remember Winter Soldier? When it said that corrupt goverment and military organizations are rotten from within by nazi/colonialist ideology that was there from the beginning? When it said that they were unsalvageable and it all needed to go? Good times.
Yeah, I was actually thinking a bit ago that Winter Soldier is like the good version of what Brand New Day's trying to do here.
Marvel seems to have realized that getting rid of S.H.I.E.L.D. was a mistake because now they don't have a morally ambiguous government institution for policing supers that they can write plots around, so Damage Control's been introduced to be the new S.H.I.E.L.D.
But in the process, every new appearance by Damage Control only further justifies Captain America's decision to condemn the totality of S.H.I.E.L.D. rather than let Nick Fury pin all the blame on Director Pierce while preserving the institution that creates men like him.
This is something that Wonder Man got right and that everyone else keeps getting wrong. Only Wonder Man has actually had the nerve to say that Damage Control as an institution is the problem.
I'm wondering if the fact that Damage Control keeps coming up (especially in more recent stuff) may mean that it'll be a bigger deal in Doomsday and Secret Wars. Because it feels like a reoccurring thread for long enough (it got introduced in Ms. Marvel, right?) and is now jumping into the movies in the last movie before Doomsday - that feels like it might mean something, in a sort of no, there have been enough bad eggs, maybe it's not just a bad egg scenario, maybe it's the whole thing.
Addition because I had more thoughts: I especially wonder if this is true because I think the next Saga is supposed to be Mutants, and Damage Control seems to specifically be going after mutants in each of the given scenarios - and we've barely introduced mutants in the MCU, but in each situation - with the exception of The Marvels (which is blink and you miss it) and Deadpool 3 (which is technically MCU but is really more of its own thing) - the villain has been Damage Control.
...and their horrific deeds by the one person doing them seem to be getting more and more horrific, in the sense of slowly revealing that this institution is worse and worse.
Spider-Man: Brand New Day made me so frustrated I went out and bought Supergirl.
I had some choice criticisms to level at that movie too but at least it has a coherent plot, a protagonist I can root for, and a clear idea of what to do about human traffickers.
Remember when the MCU had somewhat progressive politics? Remember Winter Soldier? When it said that corrupt goverment and military organizations are rotten from within by nazi/colonialist ideology that was there from the beginning? When it said that they were unsalvageable and it all needed to go? Good times.
Yeah, I was actually thinking a bit ago that Winter Soldier is like the good version of what Brand New Day's trying to do here.
Marvel seems to have realized that getting rid of S.H.I.E.L.D. was a mistake because now they don't have a morally ambiguous government institution for policing supers that they can write plots around, so Damage Control's been introduced to be the new S.H.I.E.L.D.
But in the process, every new appearance by Damage Control only further justifies Captain America's decision to condemn the totality of S.H.I.E.L.D. rather than let Nick Fury pin all the blame on Director Pierce while preserving the institution that creates men like him.
This is something that Wonder Man got right and that everyone else keeps getting wrong. Only Wonder Man has actually had the nerve to say that Damage Control as an institution is the problem.
I'm wondering if the fact that Damage Control keeps coming up (especially in more recent stuff) may mean that it'll be a bigger deal in Doomsday and Secret Wars. Because it feels like a reoccurring thread for long enough (it got introduced in Ms. Marvel, right?) and is now jumping into the movies in the last movie before Doomsday - that feels like it might mean something, in a sort of no, there have been enough bad eggs, maybe it's not just a bad egg scenario, maybe it's the whole thing.
Yeah, they've been around the block a few times. They've been in almost every MCU Spider-Man film.
-> In Homecoming, they were the ones who muscled in on Toomes's contract after the Battle of New York, setting him on the path to becoming Vulture.
-> In No Way Home, they arrested Peter under suspicion of murdering Mysterio in Far From Home.
-> And now they're here in Brand New Day.
They showed up in She-Hulk where they arrested Jen.
They were a major antagonist in Ms. Marvel where they shook down Jersey.
They appeared briefly in Secret Invasion when Skrulls infiltrated one of their super-weapon storages.
And they were the main villains of Wonder Man.
I also wonder if Marvel's building to something with them, or if Marvel just likes having a shady Fed organization it can lean on to do shady shit for the plot, so they're keeping them around in perpetuity.
Spider-Man: Brand New Day made me so frustrated I went out and bought Supergirl.
I had some choice criticisms to level at that movie too but at least it has a coherent plot, a protagonist I can root for, and a clear idea of what to do about human traffickers.
Remember when the MCU had somewhat progressive politics? Remember Winter Soldier? When it said that corrupt goverment and military organizations are rotten from within by nazi/colonialist ideology that was there from the beginning? When it said that they were unsalvageable and it all needed to go? Good times.
Yeah, I was actually thinking a bit ago that Winter Soldier is like the good version of what Brand New Day's trying to do here.
Marvel seems to have realized that getting rid of S.H.I.E.L.D. was a mistake because now they don't have a morally ambiguous government institution for policing supers that they can write plots around, so Damage Control's been introduced to be the new S.H.I.E.L.D.
But in the process, every new appearance by Damage Control only further justifies Captain America's decision to condemn the totality of S.H.I.E.L.D. rather than let Nick Fury pin all the blame on Director Pierce while preserving the institution that creates men like him.
This is something that Wonder Man got right and that everyone else keeps getting wrong. Only Wonder Man has actually had the nerve to say that Damage Control as an institution is the problem.
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Something I find really striking about Supergirl's flashbacks in her movie is the very different picture of where she came from that it paints from Superman's.
Clark never really got to know his family. That's part of what makes the Gunnverse subversion on them work, as well as the one from MAWS. Clark never knew them. He has no idea what they're like. He has no idea who they were. And he never will, not really.
Clark never had the chance to say goodbye to his family and his people. Kara did. That's an easy thing to covet, honestly. If I were Clark, I might be a little jealous that Kara actually got to live in the culture and people of Krypton, to live with their family.
But as Kara's flashbacks show, that honestly might be worse? it might actually be worse that she got to know her family. Clark was sent away before he was old enough to form real memories. That was a choice made for him. But Kara actually had to say goodbye to her world, her family, her people, everything she knew and loved.
Kara had to leave, knowing full well that she would never see them again. That they would all be dead soon. And she has to carry that with her every day while Clark only mourns his world and people in theory.
There's a very interesting "grass is greener" dichotomy there. Where, on the one hand, Kara got to say goodbye. But on the other hand, Kara had to say goodbye.
Spider-Man: Brand New Day made me so frustrated I went out and bought Supergirl.
I had some choice criticisms to level at that movie too but at least it has a coherent plot, a protagonist I can root for, and a clear idea of what to do about human traffickers.
They did that thing again where they wrote a sympathetic villain to be so sympathetic that it makes you feel like the hero of the film is kinda the bad guy. And for much of it, he is. The twist reveal is that Spidey's an unwitting patsy of the engines of mutant/mutate oppression.
By trying to protect the institution from Jean, he is actively serving their interests. He takes her out and delivers her into the hands of the people who murdered her sister with a smile on his face. And only near the end of the film does he stop and go, "Wait, was the government lying to me when it told me I was doing brave hero work?"
This is actually a pretty good foundation for a conversation about the way institutions use lionizing imagery of heroic virtue to whitewash over their crimes. Damage Control kidnapped and tortured Sara Grey to death, and then told Spider-Man "You're a hero! Go be a big hero boy!" while using him to corral Jean Grey so they could torture her to death too.
There is an interesting lesson that could be learned here as Spider-Man realizes the institutions charged with public safety are themselves the greatest threat to it. In trying to be Good Police, Spider-Man let himself be the tool of a corrupt system and delivered fresh victims into a machine designed to enslave and consume them.
Victims plural because he also let them take the Hulk, which the film quietly forgets happened.
But the film doesn't really engage with it in any meaningful capacity. Spider-Man briefly realizes that by capturing Jean for Damage Control, he's put her in a bad spot. He goes off to try and rescue her. But then Jean breaks out so the film can flip right back to "Jean is a danger and a threat, and Spider-Man must protect Metzger from her!" Just from a more sympathetic angle.
The film recognizes that Damage Control are the real bad guys here, but it doesn't know what to do with that. How is Spider-Man supposed to fight Damage Control?
What does justice even look like when the institutions that supposedly uphold it are themselves the source of harm?
The film has no answers and so reverts to "Jean is the villain and we need to stop her from hurting these people" for its final set-piece. Spidey never has to figure out how to fight Damage Control because he gets to fight Jean instead. And as for what justice looks like, eh, the cops will handle it. They're after Metzger now and they'll get him soon, probably!
The film's solution to systemic oppression and institutionalized violence is to throw cops at it, which couldn't be more tone-deaf if it tried.
The problem with this movie is that it has no answers. It doesn't know how to deal with Damage Control. It doesn't know why Jean shouldn't kill Metzger. It doesn't know what form of justice an institution like Damage Control could possibly be brought to. It has no idea what it's talking about, and just wants to have a cool edgy sympathetic villain who gets defeated by empathy and love.
Honestly, coming out of this movie left me feeling like we should have just had a Jean Grey revenge flick and dropped Spider-Man from the film entirely.
Yep. That was a movie alright. Kinda mid, honestly. It's already almost made a billion dollars and probably going to hit two, mind. It has Spider-Man fighting guys and sometimes remembering to quip. It has several crossover characters for that MCU brand appeal. It's a very pretty movie to look at.
But it's pretty mid.
Major spoilers after the jump because I can't really talk about this movie without talkinga about the major spoilers. That was your spoiler-free review: Kinda mid, not much to write home about.
So, just to get the elephant in the room out of the way: Ned and MJ. Yes, they are in the movie. Occasionally, when it can make room for them. The plot has nothing to do with them and they aren't connected to Peter anymore, so it really has to stretch to come up with a reason to address that dangling thread from No Way Home.
Which amounts to our antagonist, Jean Grey, going "Hey, I'm in my supervillain period, guess I'll go threaten your loved ones for a bit." They needed to make Peter suddenly go talk to Ned and MJ after years apart, and that was the best they could come up with. It's super forced.
Which ends up being a crowbar to force Peter together with his other key love interest, Frank Castle. MJ gets to hang around Frank wearing the Karen Page hat for a little while and then Peter and Frank go do Spider-Man and Punisher bromance stuff.
The film's more interested in reminding you of how cool it used to be when Peter, Ned, and MJ had a relationship and interacted with each other than it is in actually letting them have a relationship and interact with each other. It spends the whole movie agonizingly bridge-building back towards the status quo fans love and ends on the promise that maybe next movie they'll actually get to do something and be interesting again.
At one point it's revealed that MJ has a boyfriend, because of course she does. She's been in college for like four years. Obviously she's been living her best life, and not sitting around moping for some guy she doesn't remember.
And the film barely engages with it. It comes up two or three times in the entire movie just to make Peter feel sad for a bit. Maybe next movie will actually do something with it, I guess.
So that sucks.
Instead, they spend their screentime developing the relationship between Spidey and the Punisher. And that's weird? Am I the only one who thought that was weird?
One of the last notes of the movie is that Peter and Frank are besties now after everything they've been through together. But what they've been through together has been constantly fighting each other over whether to let Frank shoot bad guys, which ultimately ended in Frank shooting Peter in an attempt to shoot Jean.
My favorite part of the Punisher bromance is when Frank personally carried Spidey to the hospital even though he fired that shot through a sniper rifle from a kilometer away. Did Frank teleport over there to retrieve him? Movie, you're high.
My second favorite part of the Punisher bromance is when Spidey and Frank were fighting the Hulk who was being mind-controlled by Jean. Spidey comes up with a plan to take on the Hulk together and Frank's like, "Better plan: You deal with the Hulk while I go put a bullet in Jean's face."
And Spidey's like "Noooo don't you shoot her!" but Frank's like "Fuck you I'm shooting her" and runs off with his gun. And Spidey shrugs and lets him go. Goes ahead with the plan to split up.
Yeah, that seems fine. It's fine that the Punisher is going after a teenage girl with a gun. I'm sure that will end in a way Spidey's satisfied with.
At the end of the movie, we're supposed to be happy that Spidey and Punisher are burying the hatchet and becoming buddies but what the fuck does that mean? Has Frank decided to stop killing people? Is Peter going to start killing people? Movie, what the fuck does this relationship mean for the central point of conflict between them? I don't think this is going to work out as well as you want me to think it will.
Zero thought was actually put into this resolution for the Punisher's conflict and you know zero thought was put into it because Frank fucking teleports a kilometer to set it up. He also provides absolutely zero explanation for why he didn't take another shot at Jean, even though he was not privy to the emotional climax happening in Peter's brain.
I guess watching Peter take the bullet for her made him finally realize that shooting teenage girls is wrong.
This movie is so badly plotted, I genuinely wonder if the script was written by ChatGPT. Again, how did nobody catch the fact that they have Frank teleporting a kilometer to set up the hospital scene. How did that get written, filmed, and edited with no one going "Wait, how did Frank get all the way over there?"
Part of the issue is that it just has too much going on. The movie wanted to fake audiences out into thinking that they were doing the Spider-Queen and the Other and all that. And then SURPRISE! It's actually Jean Grey!
So, to facilitate that, there's this separate plotline about how Peter's mutation is evolving in a dangerous way. In a scene that feels ripped straight out of a Black Suit/Venom movie, the mutation takes control of him during a fight and makes him brutalize Scorpion, nearly killing a cop as collateral damage.
Much of the film is spent on Peter having to try and get a handle on this new mutation before it hurts someone else. Finally, he's forced to build an inhibitor for it until the end of the movie, when he self-actualizes by removing the inhibitor and embracing the, uh, *checks notes* out-of-control monster aggression that brutalizes people and doesn't care about collateral damage.
But it's fine. He says "I am Peter Parker AND Spider-Man" and that makes the mutation stop having drawbacks. The aggression was trying to teach him a lesson about how he needs to reconnect with MJ and Ned. Uh. Somehow.
Really, it was just so we could have scenes of things like Peter waking up in a web cocoon that we could put in the trailer so people would think this movie is The Other. Once it's revealed that it's not, that plot point is quietly swept under the rug.
Right along with the part about how Jean can't telepathically invade Peter's mind. Out of all the people in New York, only Spider-Man is capable of detecting the mysterious psychic entity, and only Spider-Man can resist her control. That sort of made sense when the movie was pretending that this was Spider-Queen but when it's actually revealed to be Jean, no explanation is offered for why Spider-Man is uniquely resistant to her mutant powers.
It's sort of just left implied that Spider-Man just happens to repel telepathy. It's one of his Spider-powers. Spider-psychic resistance.
They were having so much fun pretending to tell one story and then swerving into a second story that they forgot to make the first part actually make sense in context with the second. Whoops!
There is an attempt to weave in a theme about being married to your work. For the last four years, Peter's been married to the job. Peter Parker has ceased to be a person who exists, and he's been nothing but Spider-Man all this time. It's suggested that this is what's causing him to mutate further, and the idea seems to be that by spending an afternoon hanging out with Ned and MJ, Peter's cured and now the mutation is strictly a good thing.
It's very "Baby's first attempt to thread the supernatural metaphysics into the messaging I'm trying to write". But in addition to being underdeveloped and half-baked, there's another problem: It doesn't really connect at all with the A-Plot of the film, which is that Jean Grey wants revenge against Damage Control for kidnapping, torturing, and murdering her sister.
I mean. It tries to. But.
Okay. Let's back up a bit. Spider-Man spends most of the movie acting as a useful idiot to the real villains of the movie, Damage Control. Jean is after something called V-Max and is tearing up their facilities to get it, but no matter where she looks, there's no trace of its existence.
In a tragic scene at the end, it's revealed that there is no such thing as V-Max and her hunt for her sister was fruitless. Damage Control have already experimented on her to death, and a partly obscured ventilation unit that reads "Vent-Max" was the last thing she saw before she died, which got telepathically transmitted to Jean.
That's where Jean's coming from in this movie: A desperate search for her sister, a one-woman war against the people who kidnapped and experimented on her, which ends in the horrific discovery of her murder at the hands of these monsters.
...
Yeah. So. After spending the entire movie trying to fight Jean over this, the film wants to end on a scene where Spider-Man talks Jean down. Marvel's really big on that lately. They did it in Captain America: Brave New World, they did it in Thunderbolts, and now they want to do it here with Jean. There's just one problem.
What the fuck is he supposed to say to her?
The goal of this climax is to have Spider-Man say, "I know you want to put shards of glass through the eyes of the man who kidnapped and brutally tortured your sister to death and then used me to do the same thing to you, BUT...."
What can you possibly put after that "but"?
This is not like Red Hulk or Sentry, who were both having uncontrolled bouts of emotional meltdown. Jean isn't throwing a superpowered temper tantrum. She wants revenge and there is a compelling argument to be made that she's entitled to it. And nothing that's happened in the entire movie has served to provide an effective counterargument.
Spidey enters this scene completely unprepared for the Diplomacy Check that the movie now expects him to make, because he's spent all movie talking about how it's good to have friends and a life outside of work. That doesn't really apply here.
This doesn't actually get resolved.
It pretends to.
Spidey takes Jean inside his mind and psychically resurrects Aunt May so that she can give Jean some platitudes. Great power, great responsibility, yadda yadda. You go girl. You're beautiful and strong. I see you.
And that's nice. I'm sure she needed to hear that. But this guy still kidnapped and tortured her sister to death. She can be a beautiful and strong person and also be mad about her sister's unjust murder by institutional violence against oppressed minorities. The one does not detract from the other.
Hoo boy, I can't wait for these people to try and talk about mutant as a whole in the coming years. Look forward to that.
Then the Punisher tries to shoot her, Spidey takes the bullet, and we cut to the hospital scene. We just. Forget about Metzger entirely.
What happened to him? I dunno. I guess she let her sister's killer go free because Spider-Man has a cool dead aunt. That's the movie's final statement on her journey.
The movie tries to tie off his story by saying the NYPD are looking for him, which only raises further questions. Like. Isn't Damage Control a government institution? Is Damage Control experimenting on mutants even a crime?
As usual, Marvel wants to have their cool scary Fed Bad Guys but it doesn't actually know how to talk about systematized oppression.
Brand New Day is the single most copagandic Spider-Man story I've ever experienced. Peter shows blind, unthinking allegiance to the police and to Damage Control, which allows him to be Metzger's patsy and leads to him taking Jean into Damage Control custody for Metzger.
Remember that Scorpion fight I mentioned, where his aggression makes him lose control? Yeah. It's not enough to lose control and brutalize Scorpion. No, what crosses the line has to be that he puts a cop's life in danger. He can wail on Scorpion all he wants, but it's when he harms our BOYS IN BLUE that he's suddenly out-of-control.
His main allies throughout the movie are Police Detective Jean DeWolff and the fucking Punisher.
And here at the end of the movie, when the time comes to resolve what Damage Control did to Jean and Sara, Marvel falls back on its old standby of "It's not the system, it's that one guy." It's always an individual who was going too far or acting outside of their mandate.
It's not S.W.O.R.D., it's Hayward.
It's not Damage Control, it's Agent Deever.
And now it's not Damage Control, it's Metzger. The NYPD are trying to arrest Metzger and failing, and therefore justice for Sara Grey has been served. The one individual will be duly punished for operating the government-authorized baby-mulching machine on a Saturday when regulations clearly state that you're only supposed to mulch babies on weekdays.
I really want to see the missing scene where the Punisher suddenly appears out of a warp in time and space and frantically apologizes to Spider-Man. Then he locks eyes with Jean, the girl he's been trying to kill all movie, and sparks ignite and they're like "DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS!?!?" And then they're so moved by their newfound friendship that they both swear off killing people forever, and Jean lets Metzger go free.
Speaking of unresolved plot points, Bruce Banner is taken into Damage Control custody after Jean mind controls the Hulk into going on a rampage, and we never hear about that again afterward. Spidey's able to stop the Hulk from attacking him by reminding him that they're friends, winking at the "life outside work" theme, and then we're done with him. He's going to Experiment Super-Prison to be tortured to death and we never speak of him again.
So that's fun.
Yeah. I think that's about all I needed to get off my chest. With regard to the writing, this movie is awful. But it looks pretty and it has the Hulk and Jean Grey and the Punisher and the Hand in it, so it's going to make tons of money and be hailed as the greatest movie ever made by the same people who ate up the mindless two-hour commercial for other, better Spider-movies that was No Way Home.
I don't mean this in a way that's complimentary of NFTs, but rather in a way that's condemnatory towards IP law. I mean. We all know how ridiculous NFTs were, right? But think about it.
I mean. Yeah. "I paid ten billion dollars for the legal rights to this ugly ape JPG" was stupid in a way that was plain on its face for anyone who wasn't drinking the Kool-Aid to see.
But. Like.
Consider Iron Man.
Iron Man is a fake person that Stan Lee made up one day, following the ancient human tradition of sitting around a campfire sharing fictions with one another. He does not exist, he has no tangible impact on the world, he is an entirely imaginatory figure living in an entirely imaginatory world.
And yet, if you were to try and sell a comic book featuring Iron Man, you would have to pay the Disney Corporation millions of dollars for the right to tell a story about an imaginary billionaire in a metal suit. Otherwise, you would be committing a crime.
It is actually a crime to sit around the campfire and tell stories about this imaginary billionaire if you don't pay large sums of money to the company that controls the made-up idea of him. He does not exist and is valuated in the millions, possibly even billions of dollars.
A professional Iron Man writer and a fanfiction writer telling Iron Man stories are both just people sitting around a campfire going, "Okay, so imagine this guy...."
And yet one storyteller is afforded much more dignity than the other, is legitimized more than the other. Why? Because a billionaire who controls an invisible financial stake in an imaginatory man put a rubber stamp on the first writer's forehead that says "Financially-approved!"
Isn't this all just a little ridiculous? That an imaginary billionaire can have a real-world net worth more than most people's entire families combined, and people can be charged with actual crimes for telling stories around the campfire without a piece of paper that says they are "Legally Authorized to Imagine a Billionaire"?
I understand this take, I vibe with this take, but I must disagree with some specifics. First of all, Disney isn't going to send lawyers after you for telling stories around a campfire. Copyright law allows for fair use, and non-commercial purposes fall under that. You only need to look as far as AO3 to see hundreds (thousands?) of Unofficial Iron Man tales. Parody is also fair use, which is why, for example, Robot Chicken can have a sketch where Iron Man confronts a version of The Mandarin that's even more of a racist caricature than the one in the comics.
What IP laws do cover are the specific renditions. You can't produce and sell copies of old Iron Man comics, or DVD copies of the 2008 movie, without getting in legal trouble. And that's a much muddier argument. There's also Trademark law, which is why you can't make an original movie starring a character named Iron Man. Trademark law also stops someone from filing bottles with colored water and calling it Coca-Cola. It's meant to protect both businesses from copycats and customers from frauds.
Now, all that being said, copyright law lasts entirely too long. It should last, like 10 years tops.
I have more to say specifically on the first sentence. Looking at NFTs as an extension of IP law is, I think, misleading at best. If anything they were an attempt to ape IP law, and update it for the digital age in a way that our governments are disinclined to do. Technology has been outpacing IP protections for decades now, and Congress's attempts at remedying the problem have been ham-fisted and ineffective. One could examine NFTs in that light, but I think it's at best a distraction. NFTs are above all else, a financial instrument.
Stocks, bonds, futures, crypto, and NFTs are all bits of data that society claims have value because someone is willing to buy it. They, of course, have no inherent worth, but because you can convince someone that it's meaningful it becomes so. Stocks, in particular, are a made up thing that lets capitalists think that because they traded money for a piece of paper, they now have a right to control the people who work for the corporation they bought stock in. A corporation, of course, is another made up thing that organizes capital for the benefit of the shareholders. NFTs aren't IP law reductio ad absurdum, they're stocks. You're just holding stock in Bored Ape #236 instead of Comcast.
I agree with most of this, but again disagree with the comment re: copyright law should only last ten years.
Because, again, copyright is part of the livelihood issue - and again why fanfic writers shouldn't be charging money for fanfic (and can get sued for it) and why authors shouldn't read fanfic of their stuff.
There are writers - published authors - who have been writing the same series for over a decade (Seanan McGuire has multiple series like this, and Brandon Sanderson has his whole Cosmere thing going on, not to mention others). If their copyright on the first book only lasts for that first decade, then suddenly any character they introduced in that book (as well as the setting, etc. - anything introduced in that first book) would suddenly be public domain. Anybody could publish stories with the characters etc. introduced in that first book, and if their stories are more popular or make more money, then they could kick the original author out of the income they get by writing that series.
This is something you see happening with other media, too. When the Hannibal TV series was airing, the people creating it had the rights for every character except the ones introduced in Silence of the Lambs, because MGM had those media rights. (And the people with SOTL eventually made a Clarice-focused procedural show, but they couldn't use Hannibal because he was introduced in an earlier book, and they only held the SOTL media rights.) The author of Who Censored Roger Rabbit has recently had the film rights returned to him because Disney didn't make anything re: Roger Rabbit after a certain period of time (I think film rights revert after ten years if something is made, but it can be less time if they end up not making anything - they can't hold the film rights in perpetuity - that's why Sony keeps rebooting Spider-Man every so often, because if they don't, they lose the film rights and those revert back to Marvel) - and he's expressed wanting to make another Roger Rabbit movie. But it wouldn't be anything like the Disney film because Disney still holds the copyright to what they changed/added/etc. and the books are WILDLY different from the Disney film.
I'm not a huge fan of corporations holding copyright in perpetuity.
But I do think that the original creators should hold the copyright on their creations until their death or they decide to release it.
I also kind of think that copyright should be held by the kids for a few years after, just in case that's how they've been provided for, so they have time to figure out their financial situation, but. That's another thing.
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Digimon Tamers 34 - Where is Terriermon? Shaochung Goes to the Digital World / Rabbit Transit
Previously on Digimon Tamers: Takato and Jianliang went to school but the teacher was tripping balls and it was hard to tell what he was talking about. But at the end of class, he offered to get them even higher than he is so it wasn't a complete loss.
We pick up where we left off, with the colossal Ark ferrying Takato and Jian through the water universe.
Takato: The ship's moving on its own.
Jianliang: It feels like it's ascending gradually.
Takato: But where is it going? That Mizuno guy said that above us is the domain of the Four Sacred Beasts. So is that where?
Standing on the viewing pane in the center of the Ark, Terriermon looks down into the water below.
Terriermon: That's amazing!
Jian kneels down and pets Terriermon, then absentmindedly grabs hold of his ears and bounces them back and forth.
Jianliang: In any case, we're already onboard. We have no choice but to go.
Terriermon pulls away suddenly.
Terriermon: Heyyy, not cool! Don't go acting like Shaochung!
Jianliang: Ehehe, sorry about that.
Terriermon: ...I wonder how Shaochung's doing?
Terriermon leaves that question hanging in the air while the Ark arrives at a water tunnel leading straight up. It rotates vertically and ascends, confirming that we are indeed going to the realm of the gods.
This question essentially sets up our framing device for today's episode, but it's also just nice to see that Terriermon misses Shaochung. We've seen throughout the series that while he doesn't like her manner of play with him, he does care about her a great deal.
In the dub:
Takato: Are we going up? My ears are popping.
Henry: Mizuno said that the land of the Digimon Sovereign is above us. Maybe we're going there?
Takato: So, uh, how do we steer this thing?
Henry: I don't think we need to. It's probably guided by the digital space/time fabric.
Takato: Uh-huh. Ugh, sometimes I miss the Real World. At least I understand stuff there.
Terriermon: I miss the pastries of the Real World.
Henry: Is there anything you miss that can't be found in a lunchbox?
Terriermon: Well...
(Terriermon looks down at the watery void below)
Terriermon: ...I guess there's Suzie...
(Henry plays with Terriermon's ears)
Henry: Well, if you miss being Pwincess Pwetty Pants that much, and being cuddled....
(Terriermon jerks away)
Terriermon: That's not funny! Thinking about it still gives me the Jeebies!
Henry: (sarcastic) Hehe, sorr-ree!
Henry & Takato: Hahahahahaha!
Terriermon: Poor Suzie. I hope she's not lonely.
(Ark ascends)
Henry: Please, she only has a million dolls to play with.
Terriermon: Yeah, but they're not as cute as me! She said so.
Henry: Oh, brother....
Henry's making shit up again and pretending to be an expert on the Digital World.
It's worth noting that this scene is really awkward in the original. Jian randomly starts playing with Terriermon's ears to set up the segue to Shaochung and it feels forced as hell. That's not really something he does. It's not something he's ever done.
The dub makes it feel a bit more organic. But the dub version of the scene is also a huge reminder why Henry, like Izzy, is a noxious interpretation of the character.
Terriermon expresses that he misses Suzie, and Henry pivots from bullshit know-it-all inventing his own lore out of thin air to opportunistic bully. He attacks Terriermon's masculinity, his appetite, and then cruelly dismisses the idea that Suzie might actually miss Terriermon on top of it.
Henry Wong is such an asshole.
They also have Takato join Henry in laughing at Terriermon for having feelings. This scene is so mean-spirited.
Following Terriermon's cue, we transition over to the Real World and find a bored Shaochung sitting on the couch watching birds fly. Her surrogate Terriermon doll is nowhere in sight.
Once the birds pass by, Shaochung lifts her arms up over her head, and then flops forward. She adjusts a little to get used to her new life as a ragdoll.
This passes without dialogue in the original, so the dub adds some inner monologue to explain why she's doing this.
Suzie: (thinking) Poor Princess Suzie was all alone. Her big brother Henry had run away with her best friend Princess Pretty Pants. But did Princess Suzie cry or make squishy faces all day? No! Even though Princess Suzie's Mommy didn't think so, she was a big, brave girl who can tie her own shoelaces!
Suzie: (thinking) Not having her darling Terriermon, Princess Suzie did the next best thing.
(Suzie lifts her arms and flops)
Suzie: (thinking) She became Terriermon, floppy ears and all, heehee! Which she could do because she was also a very talented actress.
That's an accurate summary of the plot synopsis thus far, and nothing she says is factually wrong.
Shaochung lays there, flopped over like a doll, for an indeterminate amount of time. Eventually her mom comes in vacuuming the floor. Mom is understandably concerned by her daughter's posture and behavior.
Mom: Shaochung? What are you doing?
Shaochung: Pretending to be Terriermon.
Mom: Well, stop that and get up.
Shaochung: Pick me up.
Mom: Get up by yourself!
Shaochung: But I'm Terriermon now. Pick me up, Mom!
Mom: Mom's busy right now. Why don't you go play outside?
The phone rings before this conversation can continue. Mom takes her vacuum and runs to answer it.
Mom: Ack! Coming!
Shaochung: (bitterly, to herself) Because no one's out there. Neither Terriermon nor Oniichan!
Fuck her other siblings, I guess. Though at least Jian warrants a mention this time. The older siblings are probably too busy being teenagers to play with their baby sister.
In the dub:
Suzie: (thinking) Hm... Princess Suzie found that acting could be very boring. If only she had a captive audience.... (gasp) Here comes an adoring fan now!
(Mom comes in vacuuming)
Mom: Sweetie, what are you doing?
Suzie: I'm acting!
Mom: Uh-huh. I have an idea: Why don't you act like you're cleaning your room, Suzie?
Suzie: I am not Suzie. I am Terriermon! Terriermon does not clean rooms. He flops on the floor like this with his tushy in the air.
Mom: Well, if you're Terriermon, then I guess you won't want ice cream for dessert.
(Phone rings; Mom runs for it)
Mom: Oh, I'll get it!
Suzie: ...maybe I should go back to being Princess Suzie.
Suzie isn't as committed to this as Shaochung is.
On that note, Shaochung is clearly doing this to get attention. Once her mom notices, she pivots quickly to trying to goad Mom into playing with her. She has her heart set on a purpose, and that purpose is provoking someone into spending time with her since Jian and Terriermon aren't here to do it.
Suzie doesn't really seem to have any idea why she's doing this. She's doing it because Shaochung is and, frankly, she doesn't see the appeal.
JP Mom tells Shaochung to go play outside, which is the setup for Shaochung's bitter remark about the people she plays with being MIA.
EN Mom tells Suzie to go clean her room, which she directly claps back at. Mom then punishes Suzie for her remark by threatening to withhold dessert.
Shaochung remains in place as a new set of footsteps approaches. Jiang-yu steps out into the living room with a newspaper under his arm. He stops, confusion clear on his face, when he notices Shaochung's bizarre posture.
Jiang-yu accepts that answer and goes about his day. Or, at least, he starts to. But when Shaochung doesn't get the response she was looking for, she tries a new angle.
Shaochung: You were reading the paper in the bathroom, huh, Dad?
Jiang-yu freezes in place, dropping, the paper.
Shaochung: Mom's gonna be mad at you!
Jiang-yu turns towards his observant daughter so slowly you can hear his hinges creak.
Shaochung: ( ^ᴗ^) Play with me?
The new angle is blackmail. Shameless, unapologetic blackmail.
In the dub:
Janyu: ...I'm not even going to ask.
Suzie: Daddy?
Janyu: Yes?
Suzie: Let's go to the playground. If you take me, I won't tell Mom you got ink prints all over the bathroom sink!
(Janyu drops the paper)
Suzie: Mom would be super mad if she found out....
(Janyu slowly turns toward Suzie)
Suzie: ( ^ᴗ^) Let's go!
Suzie also blackmails Janyu, though the delivery's different. She skips the part where Shaochung tries to use her Terriermon act to get Jiang-yu's attention and gets straight to the blackmailing.
Suzie spells out the blackmail agreement in detail, while Shaochung leaves the threat implicit and builds up to her demand.
In the original, the threat is for something Jiang-yu is actively doing. He is stepping out of the bathroom with the newspaper as we speak, and that's precisely what he'll get in trouble for if Shaochung rats on him.
In the dub, Suzie threatens him over leaving ink prints on the bathroom sink, something she couldn't possibly know about unless she's referring to some sort of past incident? It's not like she can see the bathroom sink from here.
For the sake of his marital harmony, Jiang-yu takes his conniving child to the park to the play.
While Shaochung runs and plays, Yamaki approaches Jiang-yu.
Jiang-yu: Yamaki?
At the playground, Shaochung tries to balance atop a large artificial whale.
Yamaki: Sorry to bother you on your day off.
Shaochung makes her way over to play on a duck-shaped spring rider.
Yamaki: It's just that I have something I need to ask you about.
First blackmail, now Yamaki. Jiang-yu's not having a great day.
In the dub:
Janyu: Remember, kiddo, don't wander off too far.
Suzie: Is here too far? How about here? Or here?
Janyu: Daddy loves you, Sweetie, but I'll still put a leash on you if I have to.
(Suzie runs along the water's edge)
Janyu: (thinking) So young. So sweet. So totally out of my control. She's becoming more and more like her mother every day.
(Yamaki approaches)
Janyu: Huh? Yamaki?
(Suzie plays on the whale)
Yamaki: Sorry to bother you on your day off. I see you're doing, uh... father and daughter bonding stuff.
Janyu: Mhm. Is something wrong.
(Suzie plays on the spring rider)
Yamaki: Oh, no, it's just that something's been bugging me and I thought you were the best person to ask.
The dub adds both a joke and some sentimental nostalgia to fill silence.
And I guess Mrs. Wong is into blackmail. You learn something new every day.
Yamaki and Jiang-yu find a good seat on a park bench to sit, with Shaochung kicking her legs between them.
Yamaki: Sounds like Shibumi was something of a maverick even among the Wild Bunch.
Jiang-yu: We were trying to create an artificial intelligence capable of self-evolution like nothing anyone had seen before. We were all young and full of ambition, but we weren't trying to play God.
Shaochung gets off the bench to go play with some birds.
Yamaki: But he had different ideas?
Shaochung scares away the birds.
Shaochung: Bye-bye!
Jiang-yu: He questioned whether there was any meaningful difference between true lifeforms and artificial ones.
A heavenly glow overtakes Shaochung, but Jiang-yu doesn't seem to notice it. She turns and points.
Shaochung: Dad, I'm gonna go play over there!
Jiang-yu: Huh? Oh, sure. Just be careful.
Shaochung: I will!
Shaochung takes off and Jiang-yu continues.
Jiang-yu: He felt that both forms of life were equally valid.
Yamaki: Did he now?
Jiang-yu: Maybe he was right. Or maybe he wasn't.
Last episode, we heard that from the horse's mouth. Shibumi challenged Takato on why it even matters whether Digimon is a real, living creature or something artificial.
Jiang-yu's here now to clap back and assert that that's just, like, his opinion. To other people, that distinction does actually matter.
In the dub:
Janyu: Never a day off, huh?
Yamaki: It's about your friend Shibumi.
Janyu: What about him?
Yamaki: Even when you guys were young programmers working together, he never really did fit in, did he?
Janyu: It's hard to fit in anywhere when you're that brilliant, but you're right. There was something that set him apart from the rest of us. He wanted to create an artificial intelligence which could exist and eventually evolve independent of any human control.
(Suzie gets up)
Yamaki: Janyu, sounds to me like he was trying to create life itself.
Janyu: I mean, the rest of us were young and ambitious but we never wanted to play God.
(Suzie chases the birds away)
Janyu: We knew Digimon weren't real but Shibumi, he believed he could change that.
(Suzie points)
Suzie: Daddy, I wanna go play over there.
Janyu: Okay. Just make sure I can see you.
Suzie: Okayyyy!
(Suzie runs off)
Janyu: He thought digital creatures were as real as you or me.
Yamaki: That life is life....
Janyu: And after seeing them with my own eyes, I'm beginning to believe it myself.
Jiang-yu says they were all working on self-evolving AI. The difference between Shibumi and the rest of the Wild Bunch is a philosophical one; Shibumi sees their creations as living beings while the rest of the team were just trying to program a cool AI.
Janyu says that only Janyu wanted to make self-evolving AI, and that the difference between Shibumi and the rest of the Monster Makers is that Shibumi was much, much smarter than the rest of them.
There's a nuanced difference between:
-> The Wild Bunch didn't see Digimon as living creatures but Shibumi did.
-> The Monster Makers didn't see Digimon as living creatures but Shibumi thought, with his super-intelligence, that he could program hard enough that they'd become living creatures.
Where JP Shibumi has a philosophy, EN Shibumi has a goal.
Wandering around the park, Shaochung sees a blimp in the sky. She follows the blimp, which leads her to the playground's play structure.
Jiang-yu: My son had a card that contained Shibumi's code inside of it. He probably--
Before Jiang-yu can finish that thought, a distortion in reality settles over the play structure.
Jiang-yu: Ghh....
Yamaki: Lee-san, over there!
Jiang-yu: SHAOCHUNG!!!
Whatever he was about to say, it's dead in the water. Jiang-yu leaps to his feet and sprints for the playground as the distortion settles around Shaochung, looking alarmingly similar to that nebulous void the Tamers passed through when they first entered the DIgital World.
From inside, Shaochung can see the Ark passing through the void as it moves between Digital Worlds. And, through its viewing pane, she spots Terriermon.
Shaochung: Terriermon....
But the Ark passes by and continues on its way, ferrying Terriermon away from her.
Shaochung: TERRIERMON!!!
Jiang-yu: SHAOCHUNG!!!
Jiang-yu sprints up the slide to try and reach her with Yamaki behind him. But as he gets close, he loses his balance and falls backwards, knocking them both back down the slide. Shaochung levitates up into the void.
Jiang-yu: SHAOCHUNG!!!
Then the distortion disappears, taking Shaochung with it.
Jiang-yu: Is this my fault? Is it because of the research I did?
Yamaki: You saw that, didn't you? It was as if she was lured into the Digital World. Perhaps there's a reason why she had to go. Maybe she was needed because of how young she is.
Yamaki does a wild amount of off-the-cuff speculation at the end there, but something about it sounds right. Specifically, the part about Shaochung being purposefully lured in. It's as if the distortion showed her Terriermon on purpose so that she would enter the Digital World voluntarily.
This wasn't a freak accident; There's a guiding hand behind this abduction. But why?
I don't know if this means anything but counting Ryō, there were seven children in the Digital World up until this point. The same number of Chosen Children from the first Adventure. Which would make Shaochung analogous to Hikari, the Eighth Child folded in to complete the roster later in the series.
Her addition even brings us to the exact same 5 Boy / 3 Girl split that the Chosen Children had.
Maybe one of the Sacred Beasts is a fan of Adventure.
We know that the Devas are working for Suzaku. It's actually a point of contention between Tamers lore and what would later become standard Digimon lore, where three Devas serve each one of the Sacred Beasts. In Tamers, they all seem aligned with the Digimon version of Suzaku, the Vermilion Bird of the South.
It was Suzaku who showed up in support of Makuramon's abduction of Culumon and blasted Leomon, nearly killing him.
When Catsuramon made a pact with Impmon, it was the Vermilion Bird Suzaku again who we saw bestowing the form of Beelzebumon onto him. Suzaku also swiped the cursed motorcycle and gave that to Beelzebumon as well.
There's been no indication of involvement from Qinglongmon or from the Digimon equivalents to the White Tiger Byakko or Black Tortoise Genbu. Maybe they have their own ideas for how best to counter this terrifying force that the gods all fear is coming for them.
I remain skeptical that the Digital World is really supposed to be shared between series as of the time of this show's production, but that could be a way to link them. Maybe one of the other Sacred Beasts is trying to create a new set of Chosen Children out of the ragtag cast of characters present in the show, and needed an Eighth Child to complete the set.
Or it could just be the show itself copying Adventure's homework. There is something awfully Apocalymon-ish about this mysterious threat they're building up.
In the dub:
Suzie: Oooh, aeroplane! Wait for me!
(Suzie chases the blimp to the play structure)
Janyu: The card my son showed me had a strange code in it. It was Shibumi's. I'd recognize it anywhere. As for what it does-- Suzie! Honey, that's far enough.
(Distortion settles over play structure)
Yamaki: Huh? What is that?
Janyu: SUZIE!!!
(Suzie sees the Ark pass by)
Suzie: Ooh, another aeroplane.
(Suzie spots Terriermon)
Suzie: Aww, Terriermon!
(Ark ferries Terriermon away)
Suzie: TERRIERMON!!! WAIT!!!
The dub takes its first commercial break here. I guess for Suzie this is a pretty suspenseful moment. We come back to Janyu trying to climb the slide.
Janyu: SUZIE!!!
(Janyu falls, knocking down Yamaki)
Suzie: TERRIERMON!!! WAIT!!!
(Suzie's taken)
Janyu: NO!!! SUZIE!!! COME BACK!!!
(Suzie disappears)
Janyu: SUZIE!!! Is this my fault? For being a part of that stupid experiment!?
Yamaki: Don't blame yourself, Janyu. There's nothing you could have done. It's as if the Digital World was reaching out just for her.
Janyu: She's just a baby!
Yamaki: Maybe that's the reason she was chosen: Because she has the belief of a child.
Nitpick but Janyu says the card had "a strange code" in it which makes me wonder if the episode writer was thinking of something like "GBZ4454VTF" that you'd then enter into a screen to redeem for one free Digimon.
You wouldn't really spend all day programming in C++ and then go "Today, I wrote a code. I wrote a few codes, even!" It's a very minor thing but that moment made me stop and go "What."
Janyu describing the Monster Makers' Digimon project as an experiment also feels like an odd choice of words.
To fill silence, Janyu scolds Suzie for playing at the playground before he even knows she's about to be abducted.
The two Yamakis describe what just happened a little differently. JP Yamaki describes it as 誘い込む sasoikomu; She was enticed, provoked, lured in by the Digital World. It dangled Terriermon on a hook to get Shaochung to come inside.
EN Yamaki describes it as the Digital World reaching out for Suzie. It grabbed her and snatched her away. This isn't inaccurate but is less descriptive and fails to engage with the imagery of Suzie reaching for Terriermon and giving herself to the Digital World to pursue him.
JP Yamaki also speculates that the Digital World needed Shaochung because she's 幼い osanai, which means a very young child. This sets her apart not just from Jiang-yu but from the seven children already present in the Digital World.
Yamaki seems to be indicating that the force behind her abduction went out of its way to lure Shaochung in because, for whatever it needs, Takato and the others are already too old for it. It needed even younger blood than is already present in the Digital World.
Something something "My kid came up with Digimon shapes and attacks so now Digimon have an affinity for children."
Note that Shaochung is 7, one year younger than even Hikari and Takeru were in Adventure.
EN Yamaki says Suzie has the belief of a child, distinguishing her from Janyu but not from the other children in the Digital World. This does little to explain why the Digital World went out of its way to abscond with her.
As Shaochung arrives in the Digital World, she lands in a very particular part of the heavenly realm.
A prominent bit of DigiCode sticks out on the ground and I was actually curious enough to find a DigiCode translation chart. It indicates whose territory Shaochung is entering.
It spells out スーツェーモン Sūtsuēmon. スーツェー is the closest transliteration that Japanese can do for the Chinese name Zhūquē, also known as the Vermillion Bird Suzaku. It's pronounced "Zhoo-chway" which is a whole bunch of sounds that do not exist in the Katakana lettering system.
I don't know why they decided to go with the Chinese names for the Four Sacred Beasts instead of their Japanese names. This could very easily have just been Suzakumon.
Nonetheless, we are in the territory of the Digimon God Zhūquēmon now. The belly of the beast.
Also, for some reason, Zhūquēmon is officially translated as "Zhuqiaomon" even though, to my knowledge, Zhūquē/Suzaku has never gone by that name. Weird.
Appearing in the Digital World, Shaochung is dropped directly onto Zhūquēmon's nameplate, landing on her butt.
Shaochung: Ow! Owie ow....
Shaochung stands up, taking a look at her surroundings.
Shaochung: Where am I? (gasp) Is that Moon-sama?
Looking up, she spots the Real World sphere hanging in the sky.
Shaochung: It's so pretty!
Hahaha adorable can we please get her out of Zhūquēmon's territory before she's violently murdered.
In the dub:
Suzie: Ack! Hello? Terriermon...?
(Suzie gets up and looks around)
Suzie: So pretty!
(Real World sphere)
Suzie: Hello, moon! Ahhh....
Shaochung's a bit more bothered by being dropped on her butt but this is otherwise the same.
While Shaochung's staring up at the moon, a Bakumon suddenly makes a run for it from behind one of the rocks.
With one last "BAKU!!!", Bakumon dives under a rock. Shaochung tries to follow but can't squeeze inside, causing her to lose her quarry.
Shaochung: Heeheehee... They got away.
If you're wondering, yes, this is an onomatopoeia joke. バクバク Bakubaku is the sound of a heart frantically thumping in response to a nervous or excited stimulus.
The dub obviously can't make this pun work so Tapirmon just makes heavy breathing sounds while fleeing.
(Tapirmon flees)
Suzie: Huh? Maybe he knows where Terriermon is. Yeah!
(Suzie gives chase)
Suzie: HEY!!! WAIT!!! COME BACK!!!
(Tapirmon hides under rock)
Suzie: Where'd you go!? Hm... Ah, that was fun!
The dub gives Suzie a tangible reason for pursuing Tapirmon. Shaochung's just doing it for fun. The sight of a fleeing Digimon activated her predator instincts.
Shaochung wipes her face to get the dust off. When she looks up, she sees DigiGnomes nearby.
The DigiGnomes take off into the air.
Shaochung: They're flying!
Shaochung tries to chase them now.
Shaochung: HEY!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!
But she tires out and loses their trail.
Considering what we now know about DigiGnomes, I wonder if they're the ones who brought her over? They seem to be leading her somewhere now.
There's a very real possibility that the DigiGnomes are conspiring with the Mokumon.
In the dub:
Suzie: You and your friends look like faeries!
(DigiGnomes take off into the air)
Suzie: Or a really big firefly!
(Suzie chases the DigiGnomes)
Suzie: WAIT!!! HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN MY FRIEND TERRIERMON??? Why does everybody run away from me? I'm nice!
(Suzie tires out)
Suzie: Oh... I wish I could fly too. My foots hurt.
Suzie again is keeping her eye on the prize and trying to find Terriermon, while Shaochung keeps getting distracted and running off to have fun.
Overheated from the chase, Shaochung takes off her jacket and tosses it onto a nearby rock. Or, at least, what she thinks is a rock.
Shaochung: Too hot!
From behind the rock, something gets its face tangled up in the coat.
Digimon: Kiwi! Kiwi! KIWIIIII!!!
Kiwimon staggers around with the coat stuck on their face, struggling against it and forcing Shaochung to start chasing them now. This time for an actual reason.
Kiwimon: Kiwi! Kiwi!
Kiwimon finally frees themselves by ripping the coat to shreds.
Kiwimon: Kiwi! Kiwi! Kiwi!
Shaochung: Hold on, Bird-san! What are you going to do about my coat!?
Kiwimon: KIWI!!!
Kiwimon fires their Little Pecker at Shaochung. It hits the ground in front of her, but the ensuing explosion takes her by surprise and knocks her off her feet.
Shaochung: What are you doing!? You shouldn't bully kids who are smaller than you!
Kiwimon: (triumphant) KIIIIWIIII!!!
Letting out one last victorious trill, Kiwimon races off into the distance.
None of the Digimon here seem particularly eager to converse in human language. I suppose that makes sense, this being the realm of the gods and all.
In the dub, Kiwimon makes bird squawks and warbling sounds, which isn't too different from the trilling kiwi nomises in the original.
(Kiwimon staggers around with coat on their face)
Suzie: Come back with my coat!
(Suzie chases; Kiwimon destroys coat)
Suzie: Oh no! Bad birdie! You're going to be in big trouble when my Mommy finds out!
(Kiwimon shoots Pummel Peck at her)
Suzie: That's not very nice at all! You're supposed to say sorry, not throw things that go boom!
(Kiwimon trills triumphantly and runs)
Suzie: ( ._.) I wanna go home....
Shaochung demands that Kiwimon compensate her for her destroyed coat, which provokes Kiwimon's attack. Suzie provokes Kiwimon by threatening them with parental retaliation.
Suzie's ready to call it quits at this point. Too bad for her, we're just getting started.
As the Real World hangs high in the sky, Shaochung continues looking around. A group of dust packets comes over a hill ahead of her, meandering her way.
Shaochung: What are those? They're so pretty!
As they pass her, she reaches out and touches one. It zaps her with electricity.
Shaochung: Ow! That hurt!
The dust packets continue on their way, leaving Shaochung alone again. This latest bad experience takes another toll on her, and she starts to cry.
In the dub:
Suzie: Henry... Terriermon... Where are you?
(Old data packets crest the hill)
Suzie: Huh? What are those? They're so pink and pretty!
(Suzie gets zapped)
Suzie: Ack! Ow! OW!!! That hurts! Everyone here is mean or trying to give me boo-boos. I don't like this place.
Suzie spells out why she's about to start crying.
After this last bad experience, Shaochung begins to cry. Weeping, she screams into the void.
Shaochung: TERRIERMON!!! ONIICHAN!!!
In the Ark, Terriermon picks up her voice.
Terriermon: Huh? Shaochung!?
Jianliang: What's that, Terriermon?
Terriermon: I heard Shaochung's voice.
Takato: Wha--?
Jianliang: That's not possible.
Terriermon: I'm sure of it! Shaochung is somewhere close by.
Before this conversation can continue, the Ark is rocked by turbulence. It continues on its way down the water pipe.
In the dub:
Suzie: Henry... TERRIERMOOOOOON!!!
(Suzie's voice carries to the Ark)
Terriermon: Ah! That was Suzie!
Henry: Wait a minute, what did you say?
Terriermon: I just heard Suzie's voice!
Takato: Huh?
Henry: Are you sure?
Terriermon: Would these ears lie? She's close too!
Henry: We have to get to her--
(Turbulence)
Takato: What's happening!?
Terriermon: Don't look at me! I didn't touch anything!
Bit of extra dialogue at the end but otherwise the same.
in the heavenly realm, Shaochung's bad day gets worse when she trips over a rock and faceplants into a biome shoft. She lands hard on black tiles.
As she starts to pick herself up, she sees a bright red light beyond the tiles and hears the sound of rushing water.
Shaochung: Water!
Shaochung gets up quickly and runs for the water only to nearly throw herself into a ravine separating the tiles from the lake ahead. Shaochung nearly falls in, but manages to recover and back away from the edge.
Shaochung: (breathing heavily) I thought I was going to fall!
I wonder what happens if you do fall in? I assume it takes you to another world. Maybe it drops you in the big water blob with Shibumi.
That'd be awkward. Jian and Shaochung end up do-si-doing while trying to find each other.
In the dub:
(Suzie trips)
Suzie: Now where am I...?
(Red light in the distance)
Suzie: Lost, that's where! Daddy's going to be so mad. ...water!
(Suzie gets up and runs forward)
Suzie: Maybe it's a river!
(Suzie runs for the water)
Suzie: At camp, they said that if you get lost, follow the river and you'll find other people who can help you get home and give you hot chocolate!
(Suzie almost falls over the edge)
Suzie: (breathing heavily) No help or hot chocolate there! Stinky no-good waterfall! Where am I...?
The dub's waterfall is quieter than the original's, only becoming audible when Suzie's approaching and about to fall in. Shaochung can hear the waterfall all the way over from where she tripped.
Suzie, as previously noted, has given up on finding Terriermon and just wants to go home now. She narrates a whole rationale for why water would be useful in that endeavor. Shaochung goes for the water just because it's water, and water is good.
...do they teach children to follow rivers if they get lost? I remember being taught to stay where you are and wait for an adult to come rescue you.
It is sound advice when lost in the wilderness. Water is a very important natural resource and so civilization tends to crop up around rivers. Follow the river and you can be sure to run into man-made architecture.
But for littler kids, I can also see the argument against telling them to go get themselves further lost trying to help themselves. Generally, if a young child is deep in the wilderness, there is an expectation that a responsible adult is somewhere nearby and probably looking for them.
In the distance, Shaochung notices an ominously familiar structure. It's the large shell and bridge we briefly saw when Culumon was first brought here, confirming that this is the place that made me ask, "Is this Cocytus?"
Shaochung: What's that?
Shaochung walks to the gate in front of the bridge leading across. In front of it is an ominously familiar face: Andiramon, our old "friend" from Hurricane Touchdown and the very last of the Devas to be introduced.
Shaochung: A huge bunny!
We go to commercial here on this unusual meeting.
Andiramon has been slightly redesigned for the series, which is curious. Officially, this redesign is responsible for Andiramon being split into two technically separate but only slightly different Digimon, both of whom evolve from Lopmon.
In the Digimon Reference Guide, the Andiramon from Hurricane Touchdown is considered the base Andiramon while this one is "Andiramon (Deva)". Though, curiously, Andiramon (Deva)'s entry is listed as "Andiramon" while HT Andiramon's is "Andiramon_2".
In the video games and such, they're often split out as Andiramon (Evil) and Andiramon (Good) respectively.
It's a weird schism and I'm not really sure why it exists. Like. I understand why they redesigned Rapidmon for Terriermon's Perfect evolution instead of using the one from the movie. The one from the movie is an Armor Evolution. I complained before about the laziness of just using Rapidmon again and painting him green, but at least it makes sense that he's not literally just Rapidmon, exactly as-is.
But why redesign Andiramon?
The Devas as a whole were created for Tamers, but they had to have known when they created Andiramon, when they named Andiramon after Andira of the Twelve Heavenly Generals, that they were going to do a Twelve Heavenly Generals set of Digimon, right?
It's odd.
Maybe they didn't know they wanted a specific color scheme. Devas all have white, purple, gold, and red somewhere in their design, but the original Andiramon didn't. Maybe that's why they redesigned them: To get the colors right.
Whatever the reasoning, it would also result in the creation of Turuiemon as an Adult-level Lopmon evolution to step up into this Andiramon, while the other Andiramon keeps Wendimon for themselves.
Turuiemon will not appear in this show but was nonetheless created around now, showing up in the D-Ark Ultimate Edition V-Pet and the TCG just one month after this episode debuted. So it's likely that they were created for the show, but just never found a good time to appear.
In the dub:
Suzie: Hey, what's that?
(Bridge)
Suzie: Wow! Mommy would make me take a ten-year time-out if I went on that bridge! I wonder where it goes? (gasp) And is that a... a bunny!?
(Suzie approaches Antylamon)
Suzie: Um... hello....
(Antylamon looks down at Suzie)
Suzie: You are a bunny! You're bigger than a parade balloon, did you know that? You must be the biggest bunny in the universe! So, wanna be friends?
The dub also takes its second commercial break here.
The original is quiet, letting the eerieness of this meeting settle over the audience. Shaochung is in the realm of Zhūquēmon, right on the edge of what seems to be the Gods' turf, and is now face-to-face with a Deva. And she has absolutely no idea how dangerous this is for her. But the Deva does not appear hostile just yet, and there's no way to know what to expect.
The feeling as we go to commercial is a tense anticipation. This is about to go either really bad or really good for Shaochung.
In the dub, there's no time to really dwell on the ominous vibe of this place, of what we know about this place, or on Antylamon because Suzie's cracking jokes all over it, pulling attention away from the visuals and instead keeping it focused on herself. This domain and its guardian are taken simply as an opportunity for Suzie to express herself.
Following the commercial break, we come back to Shaochung and Andiramon.
Shaochung: Whoa... A huge bunny.
Andiramon: ....
Shaochung: Ehehehe! That's amazing! I've never seen such a gigantic bunny before! Ahahahahahaha! Hello!
Andiramon: ....
Shaochung: Hello! Can you hear me?
Andiramon silently nods.
Shaochung: You can understand me? You're so smart!
Andiramon: You may not proceed beyond this point. Go home at once.
Shaochung: Go home? How?
Up to this point, Andiramon has been largely motionless. But that question causes them to withdraw a little, as though they weren't really prepared for that.
Shaochung: And how did I get here?
Andiramon: ....
Shaochung: Having to look up so much to talk to you is making me really tired. Squat down!
Andiramon complies, bending over a bit.
Shaochung: More!
Andiramon squats all the way down on their haunches.
Shaochung: Heee....
This is going surprisingly well. Not sure if Andiramon got the memo that we were at war recently and that several humans are invading the Digital World as we speak, because they are being way too pleasant.
In the dub, Suzie brings us back in by sharing a pretty cute personal anecdote.
Suzie: Hey, you know what? I can't have a bunny 'cause Daddy says bunnies get scared to death by cats and there are too many cats in the building!
(Suzie stares up at Antylamon)
Suzie: Whoa... But you wouldn't be scared, would you? I mean, you're bigger than a thousand cats put together.
Antylamon: ....
Suzie: You're very tall. You must take a lot of vitamins.
Antylamon: ....
Suzie: Ehehehe! I'm so excited! You're the biggest bunny I've ever seen! Ahaha! Ahaha! How do you do?
Antylamon: ....
Suzie: Well? Can you hear me up there?
(Antylamon nods)
Antylamon: Mhm.
Suzie: You're very smart. Can you speak? Bet you can!
Antylamon: I'm afraid you cannot stay here, little human. You must go home.
Suzie: I want to but how can I?
(Antylamon flinches)
Suzie: Nobody wants to help me.
Antylamon: ....
Suzie: It's kinda hard to talk looking up all the time. Could you bend down? Please?
(Antylamon bends down)
Suzie: More, please!
(Antylamon squats)
Suzie: Ahhh, hehehe....
The "Go home!" "How?" exchange here is probably why the dub decided to have Suzie give up on Terriermon and start trying to get home earlier. Suzie's been genuinely trying and doesn't know the way, while Shaochung's response is more of an "Uh, whatever, LOL" before blowing past the question and continuing to verbally steamroll Andiramon.
Once Andiramon squats, Shaochung squats down as well.
Shaochung: So, where are we?
Andiramon: This is the domain of the Four Sacred Beasts.
Shaochung: And what's your name, Bunny-san?
Andiramon: I am Andiramon, guardian of the Four Sacred Beasts.
Shaochung: Oh, so you're a -mon too, Bunny-san!
Andiramon: ...
Andiramon cocks their head to the side, a little confused by that remark.
Shaochung: Ehehe... Just like Terriermon. I'm Shaochung!
Shaochung flops forward and lays flat on her stomach.
Shaochung: This is what Terriermon does.
Nothing could have prepared Andiramon for the conversation they were about to have today.
In the dub:
Suzie: So, where are we?
Antylamon: This is the land of the four Digimon Sovereigns.
Suzie: (gasp) Are you a Digimon Sovereign?
Antylamon: I am Antylamon. I protect the Digimon Sovereign.
Suzie: Pleased to meet you, Antylamon!
(Antylamon cocks their head to the side)
Suzie: I'm Suzie! Ahaha... I'm looking for Terriermon. He looks a lot like this.
(Suzie lies flat)
Antylamon: Umm... Is he sick?
Suzie: No, silly.
The dub drops the cute "So you're a -mon too!" remark. They also do nothing with Usagi-san. Honorifics can be difficult to work with sometimes but in this case, they could easily have had Suzie calling Antylamon something like "Mr./Ms. Bun-Bun" or such.
Shaochung picks herself back up.
Shaochung: Oh, hey! You should help me look for Terriermon!
Andiramon: I have a duty to protect the Southern Gate.
Shaochung: (whining) Help me seeeeeearch!
Andiramon: I have a duty to--
Shaochung interrupts Andiramon, flopping backwards onto her back and then flailing her limbs for a tantrum.
Shaochung: NO FAIR!!! I WANT TERRIERMON!!! WHERE'S TERRIERMON!?!?
She abruptly stops her performative tantrum and opens her eyes, looking up at Andiramon.
Shaochung: Come with me?
Andiramon: (sigh)
Shaochung blackmailed her dad earlier and now she's threatening Andiramon with a nuclear tantrum to twist their arm into helping her. This was just a taste of her full power.
She's going to be terrifying when she grows up.
Incidentally, the South gate is yet another reference to the Devas serving Zhūquēmon specifically. Zhūquē is the southern god of the Four Symbols.
...you know, the funny thing is, finding Terriermon is actually one of the Devas' jobs. Or, at least, it would be if Catsuramon hadn't offloaded it onto Beelzebumon instead.
In the dub:
Suzie: Want to help me look for him? Do ya?
Antylamon: Hm? That's impossible. I must guard the south gate.
Suzie: Pretty please?
Antylamon: I can't leave my post. I have to--
(Tantrum)
Suzie: BUT I WANT TO SEE TERRIERMON!!! IF YOU DON'T HELP, I'LL HOLD MY BREATH 'TIL I FAINT!!!
(Tantrum stops abruptly)
Suzie: Please?
Antylamon: (sigh)
Suzie opts for a more overt threat, albeit one still in the realm of "I will childishly irritate you until you comply."
We cut briefly to the DigiGnomes coming back and when we return, Shaochung has somehow convinced Andiramon to let her sit on their head while they stand up to their full height.
Shaochung: Ahaha! THIS IS AMAZING!!! AHAHAHA!!! SO COOL!!!
The DigiGnomes pass nearby. Shaochung looks up and sees them.
Shaochung: YAHOO!!!
Andiramon: You will come down off of my head.
Shaochung: No!
Andiramon resorts to force, tossing their head foreward and using the momentum to throw Shaochung off. They catch her in their hands as she falls, but she goes still. Her body lays limp in Andiramon's hands, unmoving.
After a moment, Andiramon lifts her closer to their face to take a closer look. They poke her in the belly with one finger and--
Shaochung: (eyes snap open) That was fun! That was so much fun. Do it again?
Andiramon shakes their head.
Shaochung: Killjoy.
In the wake of Shaochung's insult, Andiramon silently raises her back up onto their head.
She has this Deva wrapped around her finger. Considering the DigiGnomes' involvement, I wonder if this was their intention in luring her this way? And possibly in bringing her here to begin with, if they were the ones that did that?
In the dub:
Antylamon: Just no pulling on the ears.
Suzie: I promise! I promise!
Antylamon: Alright, hold on.
(Antylamon stands up)
Suzie: Ahahaha ahahaha ahahahahaha! This is fun! Hahaha!
(DigiGnomes pass by)
Suzie: Oooh! Hello again, fireflies!
Antylamon: Alright, kid. Playtime's over. Come on, you need to get off my head.
Suzie: No!
(Antylamon tosses Suzie and catches her)
Antylamon: ...hey, kid? You alright?
Suzie: ....
Antylamon: Come on, this isn't funny.
(Antylamon pokes Suzie)
Antylamon: Say something!
Suzie: (eyes snap open) That was fun! Can we do it again? Huh? Please? Can we can we, huh?
(Antylamon shakes head)
Antylamon: Mm-mm.
Suzie: Meanie!
Antylamon: ...fine.
(Antylamon returns Suzie to their head)
The dub adds a bit of dialogue to explain what's going through Antylamon's head after Suzie stops moving.
The DigiGnomes swoop around and start moving.
Shaochung: We're heading out!
With Shaochung on their head, Andiramon sets off in the same direction the DigiGnomes show them. All the while, Shaochung sings nothing in particular.
Shaochung: La la la-la! La la LA! La la la-la! LA la LA! Ahahahahaha! La la la-la la la, la la la-la! Ahahahahahaha!
No idea where they're going but the DigiGnomes seem to have something in mind.
In the dub:
Suzie: BUNNY FORWARD!!!
Antylamon: Don't push your luck, kid.
(Antylamon starts walking)
Suzie: Ahahahahahaha ahahaha ahahaha ahahahahahahahaha ahahaha ahahahahaha! This is so much fun! I COULD STAY HERE FOREVER!!!
Antylamon: Don't get carried away.
Shaochung's singing is replaced by Suzie laughing. Antylamon gets a couple extra lines.
There's an interesting parallel in how the dub's characterizing Antylamon versus Andiramon with the way the two versions characterized Renamon.
Like Renamon, the Japanese version of the character is stoic and hard to read. Andiramon doesn't say much, conveying a lot simply through action.
While the dub's Antylamon is much more personable and even a little sassy, though not to the same extent as the dub's Renamon.
Still in water transit, the Ark continues on its way.
Takato: The ship changed course. But why?
Jianliang: I don't know. Could it be that it detects the intentions of its passengers?
Terriermon: So then if we want to meet back up with Shaochung, it will take us to wherever she is?
Jianliang: Well...
Takato: You really think she's close by?
Terriermon: Without a doubt! We have to reach her as soon as possible. Shaochung is probably bawling her eyes out right now!
This, it seems, was the cause of that turbulence they ran into earlier. That was the Ark abruptly changing course because the passengers' desires changed. Once they realized Shaochung was here, its course was redirected to find her.
So... I guess we don't know for sure that it was taking them to the gods' realm. We'll never know what the original destination was, which means it was probably actually whisking them off to the desert world like they wanted. Now they're going up to the Gods' realm because that's where Shaochung is.
In the dub:
Takato: Hey, this boat is totally going in a different direction ever since Terriermon heard Suzie! But why?
Henry: I wonder if it changes direction depending on where we want to go?
Terriermon: Cool! Then since we want to see Suzie, all we have to do is wish for it and this thing will take us to her!
Henry: I guess....
Takato: Yeah, but are you sure she's in the Digital World?
Terriermon: Positive! And we'd better find her soon. I bet she's crying her little heart out....
This is perfect. No notes.
Terriermon's last line is setup for an irony cut, as we find Shaochung laughing it up while riding Andiramon.
Shaochung: Ahahaha ahaha ahahaha! This feels great! This is really nice....
The DigiGnomes pass them by and speed on ahead, but Andiramon stops.
Andiramon: The one you call Terriermon is nowhere to be found.
Shaochung: Hey, start running.
Andiramon: I have to get back.
Andiramon turns away to return to the Southern Gate, but Shaochung yanks violently on their ears.
Shaochung: NO!!! (half-crying whining) Do it now....
That's all it takes. Andiramon turns towards where the DigiGnomes disappeared and takes off at full sprint, quickly passing them while Shaochung hangs onto their ears for dear life.
Shaochung: Ahahahahaha! So fast! Awesome! Ahahahahaha!
Andiramon speeds downhill until finally Shaochung gives the command.
Shaochung: Stop!
Andiramon screeches to a halt so fast, they almost throw Shaochung off.
Shaochung: You're so fast, Andiramon!
100% she has this Deva wrapped around her finger. Andiramon belongs to Shaochung now.
In the dub:
Suzie: Ahahaha ahaha ahahaha! This is great!
(DigiGnomes go on ahead)
Suzie: Hey! Hey, hey, can you run after them?
Antylamon: Sorry, kid, but I don't see your friend Terriermon anywhere. We should head back.
Suzie: But I don't wanna!
Antylamon: Yeah, I know.
They don't censor out Shaochung yanking violently on Andiramon's ears, but they do downplay it. There's no dialogue here. Instead, Suzie gives out nervous vocalizations like she's trembling with worry; I think they're trying to suggest that she almost fell off, rather than that she's pulling Antylamon's ears in a retaliatory fit.
So where Shaochung screams "DAME!!!" while violently yanking, Suzie doesn't speak again until the next shot, zoomed back out.
Suzie: I want you to run!
Antylamon: Alright, you asked for it.
(Antylamon takes off running)
Suzie: WHOOO!!! Hahaha! I'M FLYING!!! Ahahaha! Faster, Antylamon! FASTER!!! WOOHOO!!!
(Antylamon keeps running, then screeches to a stop)
Suzie: AHHHHHHH!!! Hahaha! Antylamon, that was cool!
Apart from the downplaying of Shaochung's violent response, the only notable here is that Shaochung's the one who tells Andiramon to stop. Antylamon stops of their own accord.
Once Shaochung has her bearings, she has another game in mind.
Shaochung: Next, I want you to hop!
Andiramon delivers, bounding across the landscape.
Andiramon completes one final jump and lands hard, breathing heavily.
Shaochung: Are you tired? Should we take a break?
You have been working this poor Deva to the bone, Shaochung. A break would probably be nice right about now.
In the dub:
Suzie: Hey, can you do anything else?
Antylamon: Ehehehehe.... Trust me, you ain't seen nothin' yet!
(Antylamon starts jumping)
Suzie: WOOHOOOOOO!!! This is bad as a bunny! (???) Higher! HIGHER!!! I want to touch the MOOOOOON!!! YAYYYYY!!!
(Antylamon lands)
Suzie: Antylamon, are you okay? I'm sorry. Did I wear you out?
Suzie has a line here that's really hard to make out through the Little Kid Lisp her actress is doing. I have zero confidence that I got it right. I found a transcript that has "This is better than a party" but I'm pretty sure she says "bunny" at the end. IDK.
Suzie's not alone, I should note; It's hard to make out some of the things Shaochung says during this whole Andiramon riding sequence too.
A shot of the Real World sphere in the sky conveys the passage of time, and we come back to Andiramon and Shaochung laying on the ground.
Shaochung: Can we go now? I'm thirsty. I'm getting hungry too.
A loud stomach grumble emanates from Andiramon.
Shaochung: You too, Andiramon?
Andiramon nods weakly.
Shaochung: I'll go find us something to eat! You wait right here.
Shaochung runs off to go forage. As soon as she's gone, Andiramon stands up. They watch Shaochung retreat into the distance for a moment, then pivot on their heel and walk away.
It was a well-executed trick. Andiramon baited Shaochung into leaving them alone so they could get up and go back to the Southern Gate without having to face the wrath of her tantrums.
Before we go forward, I want to note that it's interesting how quickly and easily Shaochung's been growing on Andiramon. It pays off what Dolphin was saying earlier about Digimon having a particular fondness for children.
In the presence of a little girl like Shaochung and outside of a context that warrants immediate hostility, Andiramon can't help themself but to become a little invested. Even though they know they shouldn't. They've violated their sacred duty by leaving the Southern Gate unattended for her, and even they're not really sure why.
Is this why the Digital World needed Shaochung? Because she could pluck the heartstrings of a Deva in a way the Tamers, their sworn enemies, could not?
In the dub:
Suzie: I like chocolate bunnies and jelly bean bunnies, oh, and choco bunnies full of jelly beans! ...that's funny. All of a sudden, I'm kinda hungry.
(Antylamon's stomach grumbles)
Suzie: Uh-oh. You're hungry too, huh?
(Antylamon nods weakly)
Antylamon: Heh, apparently....
Suzie: You stay right there. I'll go look for something to eat, okay?
(Suzie runs off)
Antylamon: Hm? Okay.
(Antylamon stands up)
Antylamon: Heh. Cute kid. (fondly) Goodbye, Suzie.
(Antylamon leaves)
The dub takes its third commercial break here.
Suzie doesn't get as impatient as Shaochung because she found a way to entertain herself during the break.
Accounting for the more talkative Antylamon, this is a really good interpretation of the scene. They didn't miss the sound effect on Antylamon's stomach gurgling and they understood the context behind Andiramon getting up and leaving just now.
Even Antylamon's "Hm? Okay!" is delivered a bit cheekily, like they're just humoring Suzie to get her out of the way. Because they are.
While Shaochung goes in search of food, another Deva is brooding in the southern lands.
Makuramon: Huh?
Makuramon spots Shaochung walking around and stands up.
Makuramon: Is that a human child I see? I may have let the bearer of evolution's radiance slip my grasp, but if I offer up that child to my God....
Makuramon pounces towards Shaochung.
Shaochung: Oh! Monkey-san!
Makuramon flinches at the overly familiar way she's addressing him.
Makuramon: You're coming with me!
Shaochung: No!
Makuramon grabs Shaochung. She kicks and struggles, but he manages to hoist her over his shoulder.
Shaochung: No! You stupid monkey! Stop! Stop it!
Makuramon: Be quiet!
Shaochung: STOP IT!!! LET ME GO!!! STOP IIIIIIT!!!
Shaochung's screaming manages to reach both the boys up in the Ark and Andiramon. Everyone hears her this time.
Andiramon chases after that voice while Makuramon carts off his prize. Shaochung's still vocally resisting but her voice is weaker now.
Makuramon: My God will surely be pleased with me.
Shaochung: No, stop it, let me go....
Overhead, Andiramon bounds over Makuramon, landing in his path.
Andiramon: Release the girl!
Makuramon: I can't do that!
Shaochung: No, stop! Let go!
The wriggling Shaochung almost gets free of Makuramon, but he grabs her from behind around the waist, holding her up in front of him.
Makuramon: This girl is coming with me!
Andiramon: ....
Makuramon: Your only responsibility is to stand guard over the Southern Gate!
Shaochung bites Makuramon's hand, forcing him to let go. She escapes his grasp before he can recover and runs for it.
Makuramon: WAIT!!!
Makuramon tries to chase her but as he does, the Ark enters this world and crashes lands between them. The Ark disintegrates into gigantic pixles as it collides with the ground.
Shaochung, very confused about what's happening, starts to watch the Ark's crash. Right up until Makuramon goes for her again, at which point she starts running and crying.
Makuramon makes another pounce. Andiramon intervenes, smacking Makuramon back away from Shaochung.
Nearby, Takato, Jian, and Terriermon are still recovering from the crash.
Takato: Ow ow ow....
Jianliang: Where are we?
Terriermon: Ack! Shaochung!
Terriermon pulls everyone's attention to where Andiramon stands between Shaochung and a furious Makuramon.
Makuramon: Y-You arrogant little... How dare you attack your own brethren!
Terriermon: SHAOCHUNG!!!
Shaochung: TERRIERMON!!!
Forgetting the peril she's in, Shaochung leaves the safety behind Andiramon and runs for Terriermon. Makuramon bounds into her path but before he can grab her, Andiramon closes distance. Makuramon backs off, drawing a crystal orb in the process: Makuramon's Holy Weapon.
Makuramon: Stay out of my way!
Hurling his shotput, Makuramon scores a direct hit between Andiramon's eyes, knocking them flat on their back. Shaochung turns, coming to Andiramon's aid.
Shaochung: Ah! Andiramon! Are you okay?
Andiramon: ....
Shaochung: You'll be okay. It won't hurt for long.
Moving fast, Andiramon suddenly pushes Shaochung out of the way and gets up before Makuramon's crystal ball hits the ground where they'd been.
Makuramon withdraws his crystal ball, then sets it ablaze and throws it again. Andiramon twists in the air so the ball passes them. As it rises, it arcs in the air, coming back around.
Andiramon morphs their hands into a pair of axes. That's Andiramon's Holy Weapon. They dodge the incoming fire stream, then bisect its flame trail, dispersing it. Then they turn aggressively towards Makuramon.
Makuramon: I'm going to report you as a traitor!
Makuramon vanishes. As soon as he's gone, Andiramon reverts their axeblades. Nearby, Jian is trying to scan Andiramon.
Jianliang: I can't get data on that Digimon. And the Rabbit is the only Zodiac animal left....
Takato: Then, does that mean they're a Deva!?
Shaochung runs to Andiramon to celebrate their victory.
Shaochung: Andiramon! You're so strong!
Jianliang: Shaochung! Get away from them! They're dangerous!
Takato, Jian, and Terriermon hurry to reach Shaochung, but Shaochung doesn't understand what Jian's talking about. She looks up at Andiramon again and then it happens. A glowing sphere manifests in the air, sinking slowly into Shaochung's hands. The light fades, revealign a pink Digivice.
Takato: It can't be....
Jianliang: Shaochung's a Tamer? And for a Deva!?
Shaochung: What's this thing?
Eat it, Kenta! Jian's baby sister became a Tamer before you! Maybe this wouldn't happen if you respected women more!
It's a shame that there's no Insert Song for this episode. None of the usual songs play during this fight, and they didn't have any new songs for Shaochung and Andiramon's bonding either.
In the dub:
Makuramon: (thinking) I can't believe I lost that little rodent! The bosses aren't gonna like this... I need to fix this quick!
Makuramon: Macaw?
(Makuramon sees Suzie)
Makuramon: What do we have here? I spy with my little eye a teensy human child. The Digimon Sovereign might have a use for her. She could be my one-way ticket out of trouble!
The dub seems a little confused by what Makuramon means about Culumon escaping from him. He makes it sound like Calumon is still missing and the Sovereign is not yet aware, but Calumon is currently in a floating cage over in the gods' territory beyond the Southern Gate.
The vibe of wanting to make up for his mistakes is correct but I'm pretty sure "the bosses" are already well-informed.
(Makuramon pounces)
Suzie: (gasp) A monkey!
(Makuramon flinches)
Makuramon: You're coming with me!
(Makuramon picks up Suzie)
Suzie: AHHHHHH!!! AHHH!!! AHHHHHHH!!!
Makuramon: Stop kicking and keep still, you little brat!
(Antylamon hears)
Suzie: (distant) LET ME GO!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!
Antylamon: Suzie!
(Boys on the Ark hear)
Suzie: HELP!!!
(Antylamon moves to intercept)
Makuramon: I will eat my pointy hat if I don't get a golden banana for this!
(Antylamon lands in front of Makuramon)
Antylamon: Let her go!
Makuramon: Antylamon!?
(Suzie struggles and almost gets away; Makuramon grabs her around the waist.)
Makuramon: Mind your own business, Rabbit! The kid is mine!
Antylamon: (thinking) He's right. What am I doing?
Makuramon: Go back to guarding the South Gate like you're supposed to!
(Suzie bites Makuramon and runs; Ark crashes and disintegrates)
Suzie: WHAT'S GOING OOOOOON!?!?
When Antylamon stops Makuramon from pouncing on Suzie, their slap is censored with a white flash.
Takato: That was fun....
Henry: No kidding. Where are we?
Terriermon: There's Suzie!
(Antylamon protects Suzie)
Makuramon: What's the meaning of this!? You're gonna be in BIG TROUBLE, my friend!
Terriermon: SUZIE!!!
Suzie: Oh! TERRIERMON!!!
(Makuramon tries to intercept; Antylamon chases him off)
Makuramon: You'll pay! PRIMAL ORB!!!
Another white flash hits when the orb connects between Antylamon's eyes.
Suzie: Antylamon! Are you okay?
Antylamon: ....
Suzie: Please be. Please be okay.
(Antylamon pushes Suzie away to escape a second attack)
Makuramon: GYAAAAAUGH!!!
(Makuramon throws the flame ball)
Antylamon: That does it! BUNNY BLADES!!!
(Antylamon severs the flame stream)
Makuramon: Gah! Traitor! You'll rue the day you crossed me; I can promise you that!
(Makuramon vanishes)
Makuramon calls throwing the orb as Primal Orb. Antylamon calls their axes as Bunny Blades. But the fireball variant of Primal Orb goes unnamed.
None of these have names in the original.
JP Makuramon says he's leaving to go report Andiramon's treachery. He's going off to tell Zhūquēmon all about what just happened, which is going to have very imminent consequences for Andiramon.
EN Makuramon says nothing of the sort, and simply swears generic Supervillain Vengeance.
Henry: I-I can't get any data on that Digimon. Let's see... The only Deva that's left is the Rabbit so... ACK!!!
Takato: A DEVA!?!? We gotta get Suzie out of there now!
(Suzie approaches Antylamon)
Suzie: You look great! Really!
Henry: Suzie, no! Get away from there! It's dangerous!
(Suzie looks up)
Suzie: Hm? Silly Henry. What's he talking about?
(Glowing light appears and descends into Suzie's hands)
Henry: Huh? Wait a minute... This can't be happening!
Suzie: What a pretty ball!
(Light recedes into Digivice)
Suzie: Wow!
Takato: Unreal....
Henry: Suzie's a Tamer!? To a Deva!?
Suzie: What is this?
I love Henry's little "ACK" when he realizes what Antylamon is.
A couple lines are added to the glowball's descent into Suzie's hands. Notably, Henry's seen this happen enough by now to recognize a manifesting Digivice before it's revealed.
While Suzie's still studying her Digivice, a bolt of red energy fires off from the horizon. The north horizon, where the gods' territory lies.
A ray of red energy strikes and consumes Andiramon. It takes several seconds but, in time, their evolution is stripped from them. They're reduced to Lopmon.
Terriermon: HUHHHH!?!?
Lopmon: I think I've been relieved of my duties.
This is the imminent consequences I was talking to. Makuramon took off to tell Zhūquēmon and in response, Zhūquēmon revoked Andiramon's evolution.
The Devas have been quite clear about the fact that their evolutions were bestowed on them by God. These are not their natural forms; They were given the forms of the Twelve Heavenly Generals so they may serve Zhūquēmon, just as Beelzebumon was.
And it seems that what God giveth, God can also taketh away. I'd been wondering about this; If Beelzebumon doesn't honor his end of the pact, if he doesn't hunt the Tamers like he's supposed to, can Zhūquēmon revoke his form and push him back to Impmon? It seems the answer is yes.
In the dub:
(Beam hits Antylamon)
Suzie: No! What's happening to you!?
Henry: I think we're in for another surprise!
(Antylamon is reduced to Lopmon)
Terriermon: GYUUUGH!?!?
Lopmon: Boy, did that feel weird!
Like Makuramon earlier, Lopmon's dialogue is also changed to remove the indication that the Digimon Sovereign just punished them for treachery. Though I think it can be inferred from the animation.
Jian scans Lopmon. Their data comes through easily.
Jianliang: Lopmon. Child-level Data-attribute Beast-type Digimon. Their special attack is Blazing Ice.
Terriermon lifts up his ears. Lopmon lifts theirs in return.
Terriermon: You look like me and you have the same ears as me, but I lose in the horns department.
Shaochung: You're just like Terriermon! And so CUTE!!!
Shaochung grabs Lopmon and hugs them tight.
Terriermon: Uhhh....
Shaochung: We're gonna get along great, Lopmon!
Shaochung hoists Lopmon up a little too high and loses her balance. She falls down hard, landing right on top of Lopmon before rolling off.
Shaochung: ( ˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥) Owie, it hurts! IT HU-U-U-URTS!!!
We leave off here, with Lopmon silently contemplating whether or not to have buyer's remorse.
In the dub:
Henry: Check it out! Lopmon, Rookie-level, Data Beast-type Digimon. She's little but has a big special attack: Blazing Ice.
Terriermon: You look like a chocolate-flavored me but with two more horns; It's freaky.
Suzie: At last, I have a bunny of my own!
(Suzie hugs Lopmon)
Terriermon: Ehehehe hehe....
Suzie: To love and hug and take such good care of!
(Suzie loses balance and falls on Lopmon)
Suzie: Owww, that hurt!
Lopmon: ...you can say that again....
Davis (V.O.): Whoa! Suzie's a Tamer!? I wonder what kind of a Partner a former Deva makes? Find out on the next Digimon: Digital Monsters.
Henry gives us Lopmon's pronoun. She's female in this version.
JP Lopmon has yet to reveal a discernible gender identity. Like nearly all the Devas and most of the Digital World Digimon at that, Lopmon uses the pronoun 我 Ware. This pronoun rarely sees use in everyday conversation. It's flowery and prosaic, meant for works of poetry and fiction.
This makes it oddly appropriate as the everyday pronoun of Digimon. That it also happens to be gender-neutral is also appropriate for a species for whom, as a whole, gender is an optional aesthetic.
Notably, the one Deva with a distinctively feminine identity, Pajramon, is the one Deva who foregoes 我 Ware in favor of the feminine pronoun あたし Atashi.
Lopmon, however, does not. They continue using 我 Ware even after their Andiramon form is revoked from them.
Assessment: Well, that just happened. I can't really say I'm surprised by Shaochung getting suddenly roped in and with Lopmon for a Partner. I'm really more surprised by how it happened than that it happened.
To be honest, I've been expecting this since the Devas were first introduced, but I figured it'd go the other way. Lopmon integrates into the cast and buddies up to Shaochung and then whoops, SURPRISE BETRAYAL, Lopmon was Andiramon this whole time!
I wasn't really prepared for it to go the other way instead.
Though I'm still scrutinizing this closely due to what I said when Shaochung first entered the Digital World. I'm not sure if the whole Eighth Child thing is a deliberate in-universe reference to the Chosen Children by the DigiGnomes, or if the show is just copying Adventure's homework. But the parallel is clear.
Especially since the suddenly newfound Eighth Child is the little sister of one of our regular cast and has been all this time, and her Partner Digimon is a minion of our nemesis who she turns to her side through her innocence and pure heart before she even knows they're enemies. Shaochung and Lopmon are so Hikari and Tailmon-coded it hurts.
Nonetheless, this is now happening and the Tamers are right on Zhūquēmon's doorstep. Which is... Uh....
It's good, right? That's good?
I mean, we're really just here for Culumon. But Culumon's here! So! Uh.
...
We're not leaving here without a face-to-face with Zhūquēmon, are we?
Actually 3 Devas serving each serving one of the 4 Sovereigns was the official lore at the time of this episodes airing and was actually supposed to be the case in Tamers itself, as all 4 of the Digimon Sovereigns were originally intended to be the final boss of the series that the main characters would have to defeat.
Unfortunately the plans for the series ended up changing, due to executive meddling making them send the cast to the Digital World 3 episodes earlier than originally planned without all of the Devas defeated, meaning they still had to deal with them plus exploring the Tamers version of the Digital World, combined with the fact that they spent a lot of time just building up to one Sovereign (Zhuqiaomon), meant they did have as many episodes left to properly explore the other three Sovereigns. So in the end they simplified things by just having all 12 Devas work for Zhuqiaomon, and whilst they did introduce the other Sovereigns they ended up not having as much screen time as and consequently weren't the final boss, with a new threat introduced that even they were afraid of (although another factor in this decision is that Chiaki J. Konaka wanted something different for the final enemy and not just another Digimon that the characters could beat up).
I also wasn't surprised when this happened. As I'd figured the Rabbit Deva was gonna be Suzie's Digimon partner long before it actually happened, back during the Deva Arc. Specifically it was, due to having watched Jackie Chan Adventures before this series, and thus figured out the Chinese Zodiac theming amongst the Devas several episodes before the character's in-universe did, and since I knew that one of the Devas was gonna be a rabbit, and I think the dub theme (at least in the UK) showed Suzie with a Digivice, and that Suzie's brother was partnered with a rabbit Digimon - a rabbit Digimon who in Digimon: The Movie had a sibling, it didn't exactly take a rocket scientist to figure out where this was all going.
Also minor tangent but for some reason the English Digimon wiki is convinced that Suzie's Lopmon and Henry's Terriermon are twin siblings in both versions of the show despite nothing indicating that to be the case.
I don't know about in-universe, but out-of-universe I'm fairly certain the parallels are probably a coincidence as Suzie becoming a Tamers was actually a throw-it-in moment.
You've noticed that the OP for Tamer's seem to show off multiple shadowed Tamers and Digimon that don't appear, that because the guy who designed it did it without the showrunners' direct involvement but had some of Chiaki J. Konaka's notes for the series and thus had to hazard a guess at how the series was supposed to go and so included a lot more Tamers than Konaka had planned, although the OP's designer did handwave it by saying that this could be scene set after the end of the series (even though as you'll see the OP will not remotely match up with how the series ends). And whilst Konaka was surprised at the amount of children included in the OP, he took particular notice of the fact that Suzie had been included in the opening and thus decided to actually make her a Tamer in the actual series.
Likewise Antylamon was also not originally intended to be a partner Digimon, because according to an interview with Konaka had the Tamers travelled to the Digital World in episode 27 as initially planned rather 24, then Antylamon would have been introduced in one of the episodes before 27 as a one shot Monster of the Week that's destroyed in one episode like most of the Devas.
Funnily enough Suzie also parallels Kari in a meta way, as Kari's prominence in Digimon Adventure was also a throw-it-in moment.
According to interviews with the staff that worked on Adventure, although an 8th DigiDestined was always in the cards and had been foreshadowed as early as the Devimon arc, it being Kari was something that had not been planned. In fact having not seen the first Digimon Adventure movie with a few exceptions (including showrunner Hiroyuki Kakudou and producer Hiromi Seki) a lot of the staff didn't know that Tai was supposed to have a sibling until Kari's first in series appearance in episode 21. And even after episode 21 it still hadn't been decided to make Kari the 8th DigiDestined, with the Digivice being left in her and Tai's apartment being meant to reassure fans the show wouldn't forget about her existence and she will be appearing again. It wasn't until work began on the Myotismon arc that Kakudou suddenly announced that Kari was going to be the 8th Child that the characters were looking for and that he'd personally been considering it for quite a while, much to the rest of the staff's surprise.
This is the 7th dub script written by Adele Lim, who will also be writing the next episode.
Lopmon/Antylamon in the dub is voiced by Michelle Ruff, who voiced Luna in the redub of Sailor Moon and from 2010 has been Cream the Rabbit in the Sonic the Hedgehog games.
I refuse to believe that Goku kept that secret for THREE years!!! There is no way that man kept his mouth shut. I headcanon that he likes to do a little gossiping with his wife, so as soon as he went home, he told Chichi, and Chichi was like, "Him? A father?” And Goku just nods and says, "Right?!"
I also like to think that if Chichi has some juicy gossip, she'll tell Goku, and he'll listen; same with Bulma and Vegeta, tbh. 😂😂
I have heard similar hcs and enjoy them!
I personally hc that he forgot pretty shortly after because he was more excited for another round with impending doom — plus he was off training with Gohan and Piccolo for most of (if not all of) that time, and Piccolo already knew and probably smacked him if he tried to make it any of Gohan’s business fjdjsj Work Wife says Watch your mouth.
I love the idea that Chichi will share hot goss in the Country Way, like it’s Neighborly News, but I also love me some Toriyamaverse Goku and comedy so I personally imagine it’s frustrating because his responses are earnest. She’s trying to subtlety dish and he’s like, ‘Neat!’ or ‘Huh I wonder why!’ vs Vegeta and Bulma who are both metropolitan girls, so gossip is their first language.
Could be how Chichi and Bulma ended up getting close later in the series, haha. Videl’s too nice and 18 doesn’t care, but Bulma’s the perfect amount of bored and nosey for a housewife to talk shit with fjdjjs Honestly Chichi might enjoy dishing with Vegeta too, seeing as he throws shade the way Gambit throws playing cards.
Edit: Actually I’ma meet you halfway where is the forbidden filler episode of Goku talking about Bulma getting pregnant and Gohan asks how and it’s just Piccolo and Gohan and Goku in the desert and they’re all just out there Speculating on how birth works.
Digimon Tamers 34 - Where is Terriermon? Shaochung Goes to the Digital World / Rabbit Transit
Previously on Digimon Tamers: Takato and Jianliang went to school but the teacher was tripping balls and it was hard to tell what he was talking about. But at the end of class, he offered to get them even higher than he is so it wasn't a complete loss.
We pick up where we left off, with the colossal Ark ferrying Takato and Jian through the water universe.
Takato: The ship's moving on its own.
Jianliang: It feels like it's ascending gradually.
Takato: But where is it going? That Mizuno guy said that above us is the domain of the Four Sacred Beasts. So is that where?
Standing on the viewing pane in the center of the Ark, Terriermon looks down into the water below.
Terriermon: That's amazing!
Jian kneels down and pets Terriermon, then absentmindedly grabs hold of his ears and bounces them back and forth.
Jianliang: In any case, we're already onboard. We have no choice but to go.
Terriermon pulls away suddenly.
Terriermon: Heyyy, not cool! Don't go acting like Shaochung!
Jianliang: Ehehe, sorry about that.
Terriermon: ...I wonder how Shaochung's doing?
Terriermon leaves that question hanging in the air while the Ark arrives at a water tunnel leading straight up. It rotates vertically and ascends, confirming that we are indeed going to the realm of the gods.
This question essentially sets up our framing device for today's episode, but it's also just nice to see that Terriermon misses Shaochung. We've seen throughout the series that while he doesn't like her manner of play with him, he does care about her a great deal.
In the dub:
Takato: Are we going up? My ears are popping.
Henry: Mizuno said that the land of the Digimon Sovereign is above us. Maybe we're going there?
Takato: So, uh, how do we steer this thing?
Henry: I don't think we need to. It's probably guided by the digital space/time fabric.
Takato: Uh-huh. Ugh, sometimes I miss the Real World. At least I understand stuff there.
Terriermon: I miss the pastries of the Real World.
Henry: Is there anything you miss that can't be found in a lunchbox?
Terriermon: Well...
(Terriermon looks down at the watery void below)
Terriermon: ...I guess there's Suzie...
(Henry plays with Terriermon's ears)
Henry: Well, if you miss being Pwincess Pwetty Pants that much, and being cuddled....
(Terriermon jerks away)
Terriermon: That's not funny! Thinking about it still gives me the Jeebies!
Henry: (sarcastic) Hehe, sorr-ree!
Henry & Takato: Hahahahahaha!
Terriermon: Poor Suzie. I hope she's not lonely.
(Ark ascends)
Henry: Please, she only has a million dolls to play with.
Terriermon: Yeah, but they're not as cute as me! She said so.
Henry: Oh, brother....
Henry's making shit up again and pretending to be an expert on the Digital World.
It's worth noting that this scene is really awkward in the original. Jian randomly starts playing with Terriermon's ears to set up the segue to Shaochung and it feels forced as hell. That's not really something he does. It's not something he's ever done.
The dub makes it feel a bit more organic. But the dub version of the scene is also a huge reminder why Henry, like Izzy, is a noxious interpretation of the character.
Terriermon expresses that he misses Suzie, and Henry pivots from bullshit know-it-all inventing his own lore out of thin air to opportunistic bully. He attacks Terriermon's masculinity, his appetite, and then cruelly dismisses the idea that Suzie might actually miss Terriermon on top of it.
Henry Wong is such an asshole.
They also have Takato join Henry in laughing at Terriermon for having feelings. This scene is so mean-spirited.
Following Terriermon's cue, we transition over to the Real World and find a bored Shaochung sitting on the couch watching birds fly. Her surrogate Terriermon doll is nowhere in sight.
Once the birds pass by, Shaochung lifts her arms up over her head, and then flops forward. She adjusts a little to get used to her new life as a ragdoll.
This passes without dialogue in the original, so the dub adds some inner monologue to explain why she's doing this.
Suzie: (thinking) Poor Princess Suzie was all alone. Her big brother Henry had run away with her best friend Princess Pretty Pants. But did Princess Suzie cry or make squishy faces all day? No! Even though Princess Suzie's Mommy didn't think so, she was a big, brave girl who can tie her own shoelaces!
Suzie: (thinking) Not having her darling Terriermon, Princess Suzie did the next best thing.
(Suzie lifts her arms and flops)
Suzie: (thinking) She became Terriermon, floppy ears and all, heehee! Which she could do because she was also a very talented actress.
That's an accurate summary of the plot synopsis thus far, and nothing she says is factually wrong.
Shaochung lays there, flopped over like a doll, for an indeterminate amount of time. Eventually her mom comes in vacuuming the floor. Mom is understandably concerned by her daughter's posture and behavior.
Mom: Shaochung? What are you doing?
Shaochung: Pretending to be Terriermon.
Mom: Well, stop that and get up.
Shaochung: Pick me up.
Mom: Get up by yourself!
Shaochung: But I'm Terriermon now. Pick me up, Mom!
Mom: Mom's busy right now. Why don't you go play outside?
The phone rings before this conversation can continue. Mom takes her vacuum and runs to answer it.
Mom: Ack! Coming!
Shaochung: (bitterly, to herself) Because no one's out there. Neither Terriermon nor Oniichan!
Fuck her other siblings, I guess. Though at least Jian warrants a mention this time. The older siblings are probably too busy being teenagers to play with their baby sister.
In the dub:
Suzie: (thinking) Hm... Princess Suzie found that acting could be very boring. If only she had a captive audience.... (gasp) Here comes an adoring fan now!
(Mom comes in vacuuming)
Mom: Sweetie, what are you doing?
Suzie: I'm acting!
Mom: Uh-huh. I have an idea: Why don't you act like you're cleaning your room, Suzie?
Suzie: I am not Suzie. I am Terriermon! Terriermon does not clean rooms. He flops on the floor like this with his tushy in the air.
Mom: Well, if you're Terriermon, then I guess you won't want ice cream for dessert.
(Phone rings; Mom runs for it)
Mom: Oh, I'll get it!
Suzie: ...maybe I should go back to being Princess Suzie.
Suzie isn't as committed to this as Shaochung is.
On that note, Shaochung is clearly doing this to get attention. Once her mom notices, she pivots quickly to trying to goad Mom into playing with her. She has her heart set on a purpose, and that purpose is provoking someone into spending time with her since Jian and Terriermon aren't here to do it.
Suzie doesn't really seem to have any idea why she's doing this. She's doing it because Shaochung is and, frankly, she doesn't see the appeal.
JP Mom tells Shaochung to go play outside, which is the setup for Shaochung's bitter remark about the people she plays with being MIA.
EN Mom tells Suzie to go clean her room, which she directly claps back at. Mom then punishes Suzie for her remark by threatening to withhold dessert.
Shaochung remains in place as a new set of footsteps approaches. Jiang-yu steps out into the living room with a newspaper under his arm. He stops, confusion clear on his face, when he notices Shaochung's bizarre posture.
Jiang-yu accepts that answer and goes about his day. Or, at least, he starts to. But when Shaochung doesn't get the response she was looking for, she tries a new angle.
Shaochung: You were reading the paper in the bathroom, huh, Dad?
Jiang-yu freezes in place, dropping, the paper.
Shaochung: Mom's gonna be mad at you!
Jiang-yu turns towards his observant daughter so slowly you can hear his hinges creak.
Shaochung: ( ^ᴗ^) Play with me?
The new angle is blackmail. Shameless, unapologetic blackmail.
In the dub:
Janyu: ...I'm not even going to ask.
Suzie: Daddy?
Janyu: Yes?
Suzie: Let's go to the playground. If you take me, I won't tell Mom you got ink prints all over the bathroom sink!
(Janyu drops the paper)
Suzie: Mom would be super mad if she found out....
(Janyu slowly turns toward Suzie)
Suzie: ( ^ᴗ^) Let's go!
Suzie also blackmails Janyu, though the delivery's different. She skips the part where Shaochung tries to use her Terriermon act to get Jiang-yu's attention and gets straight to the blackmailing.
Suzie spells out the blackmail agreement in detail, while Shaochung leaves the threat implicit and builds up to her demand.
In the original, the threat is for something Jiang-yu is actively doing. He is stepping out of the bathroom with the newspaper as we speak, and that's precisely what he'll get in trouble for if Shaochung rats on him.
In the dub, Suzie threatens him over leaving ink prints on the bathroom sink, something she couldn't possibly know about unless she's referring to some sort of past incident? It's not like she can see the bathroom sink from here.
For the sake of his marital harmony, Jiang-yu takes his conniving child to the park to the play.
While Shaochung runs and plays, Yamaki approaches Jiang-yu.
Jiang-yu: Yamaki?
At the playground, Shaochung tries to balance atop a large artificial whale.
Yamaki: Sorry to bother you on your day off.
Shaochung makes her way over to play on a duck-shaped spring rider.
Yamaki: It's just that I have something I need to ask you about.
First blackmail, now Yamaki. Jiang-yu's not having a great day.
In the dub:
Janyu: Remember, kiddo, don't wander off too far.
Suzie: Is here too far? How about here? Or here?
Janyu: Daddy loves you, Sweetie, but I'll still put a leash on you if I have to.
(Suzie runs along the water's edge)
Janyu: (thinking) So young. So sweet. So totally out of my control. She's becoming more and more like her mother every day.
(Yamaki approaches)
Janyu: Huh? Yamaki?
(Suzie plays on the whale)
Yamaki: Sorry to bother you on your day off. I see you're doing, uh... father and daughter bonding stuff.
Janyu: Mhm. Is something wrong.
(Suzie plays on the spring rider)
Yamaki: Oh, no, it's just that something's been bugging me and I thought you were the best person to ask.
The dub adds both a joke and some sentimental nostalgia to fill silence.
And I guess Mrs. Wong is into blackmail. You learn something new every day.
Yamaki and Jiang-yu find a good seat on a park bench to sit, with Shaochung kicking her legs between them.
Yamaki: Sounds like Shibumi was something of a maverick even among the Wild Bunch.
Jiang-yu: We were trying to create an artificial intelligence capable of self-evolution like nothing anyone had seen before. We were all young and full of ambition, but we weren't trying to play God.
Shaochung gets off the bench to go play with some birds.
Yamaki: But he had different ideas?
Shaochung scares away the birds.
Shaochung: Bye-bye!
Jiang-yu: He questioned whether there was any meaningful difference between true lifeforms and artificial ones.
A heavenly glow overtakes Shaochung, but Jiang-yu doesn't seem to notice it. She turns and points.
Shaochung: Dad, I'm gonna go play over there!
Jiang-yu: Huh? Oh, sure. Just be careful.
Shaochung: I will!
Shaochung takes off and Jiang-yu continues.
Jiang-yu: He felt that both forms of life were equally valid.
Yamaki: Did he now?
Jiang-yu: Maybe he was right. Or maybe he wasn't.
Last episode, we heard that from the horse's mouth. Shibumi challenged Takato on why it even matters whether Digimon is a real, living creature or something artificial.
Jiang-yu's here now to clap back and assert that that's just, like, his opinion. To other people, that distinction does actually matter.
In the dub:
Janyu: Never a day off, huh?
Yamaki: It's about your friend Shibumi.
Janyu: What about him?
Yamaki: Even when you guys were young programmers working together, he never really did fit in, did he?
Janyu: It's hard to fit in anywhere when you're that brilliant, but you're right. There was something that set him apart from the rest of us. He wanted to create an artificial intelligence which could exist and eventually evolve independent of any human control.
(Suzie gets up)
Yamaki: Janyu, sounds to me like he was trying to create life itself.
Janyu: I mean, the rest of us were young and ambitious but we never wanted to play God.
(Suzie chases the birds away)
Janyu: We knew Digimon weren't real but Shibumi, he believed he could change that.
(Suzie points)
Suzie: Daddy, I wanna go play over there.
Janyu: Okay. Just make sure I can see you.
Suzie: Okayyyy!
(Suzie runs off)
Janyu: He thought digital creatures were as real as you or me.
Yamaki: That life is life....
Janyu: And after seeing them with my own eyes, I'm beginning to believe it myself.
Jiang-yu says they were all working on self-evolving AI. The difference between Shibumi and the rest of the Wild Bunch is a philosophical one; Shibumi sees their creations as living beings while the rest of the team were just trying to program a cool AI.
Janyu says that only Janyu wanted to make self-evolving AI, and that the difference between Shibumi and the rest of the Monster Makers is that Shibumi was much, much smarter than the rest of them.
There's a nuanced difference between:
-> The Wild Bunch didn't see Digimon as living creatures but Shibumi did.
-> The Monster Makers didn't see Digimon as living creatures but Shibumi thought, with his super-intelligence, that he could program hard enough that they'd become living creatures.
Where JP Shibumi has a philosophy, EN Shibumi has a goal.
Wandering around the park, Shaochung sees a blimp in the sky. She follows the blimp, which leads her to the playground's play structure.
Jiang-yu: My son had a card that contained Shibumi's code inside of it. He probably--
Before Jiang-yu can finish that thought, a distortion in reality settles over the play structure.
Jiang-yu: Ghh....
Yamaki: Lee-san, over there!
Jiang-yu: SHAOCHUNG!!!
Whatever he was about to say, it's dead in the water. Jiang-yu leaps to his feet and sprints for the playground as the distortion settles around Shaochung, looking alarmingly similar to that nebulous void the Tamers passed through when they first entered the DIgital World.
From inside, Shaochung can see the Ark passing through the void as it moves between Digital Worlds. And, through its viewing pane, she spots Terriermon.
Shaochung: Terriermon....
But the Ark passes by and continues on its way, ferrying Terriermon away from her.
Shaochung: TERRIERMON!!!
Jiang-yu: SHAOCHUNG!!!
Jiang-yu sprints up the slide to try and reach her with Yamaki behind him. But as he gets close, he loses his balance and falls backwards, knocking them both back down the slide. Shaochung levitates up into the void.
Jiang-yu: SHAOCHUNG!!!
Then the distortion disappears, taking Shaochung with it.
Jiang-yu: Is this my fault? Is it because of the research I did?
Yamaki: You saw that, didn't you? It was as if she was lured into the Digital World. Perhaps there's a reason why she had to go. Maybe she was needed because of how young she is.
Yamaki does a wild amount of off-the-cuff speculation at the end there, but something about it sounds right. Specifically, the part about Shaochung being purposefully lured in. It's as if the distortion showed her Terriermon on purpose so that she would enter the Digital World voluntarily.
This wasn't a freak accident; There's a guiding hand behind this abduction. But why?
I don't know if this means anything but counting Ryō, there were seven children in the Digital World up until this point. The same number of Chosen Children from the first Adventure. Which would make Shaochung analogous to Hikari, the Eighth Child folded in to complete the roster later in the series.
Her addition even brings us to the exact same 5 Boy / 3 Girl split that the Chosen Children had.
Maybe one of the Sacred Beasts is a fan of Adventure.
We know that the Devas are working for Suzaku. It's actually a point of contention between Tamers lore and what would later become standard Digimon lore, where three Devas serve each one of the Sacred Beasts. In Tamers, they all seem aligned with the Digimon version of Suzaku, the Vermilion Bird of the South.
It was Suzaku who showed up in support of Makuramon's abduction of Culumon and blasted Leomon, nearly killing him.
When Catsuramon made a pact with Impmon, it was the Vermilion Bird Suzaku again who we saw bestowing the form of Beelzebumon onto him. Suzaku also swiped the cursed motorcycle and gave that to Beelzebumon as well.
There's been no indication of involvement from Qinglongmon or from the Digimon equivalents to the White Tiger Byakko or Black Tortoise Genbu. Maybe they have their own ideas for how best to counter this terrifying force that the gods all fear is coming for them.
I remain skeptical that the Digital World is really supposed to be shared between series as of the time of this show's production, but that could be a way to link them. Maybe one of the other Sacred Beasts is trying to create a new set of Chosen Children out of the ragtag cast of characters present in the show, and needed an Eighth Child to complete the set.
Or it could just be the show itself copying Adventure's homework. There is something awfully Apocalymon-ish about this mysterious threat they're building up.
In the dub:
Suzie: Oooh, aeroplane! Wait for me!
(Suzie chases the blimp to the play structure)
Janyu: The card my son showed me had a strange code in it. It was Shibumi's. I'd recognize it anywhere. As for what it does-- Suzie! Honey, that's far enough.
(Distortion settles over play structure)
Yamaki: Huh? What is that?
Janyu: SUZIE!!!
(Suzie sees the Ark pass by)
Suzie: Ooh, another aeroplane.
(Suzie spots Terriermon)
Suzie: Aww, Terriermon!
(Ark ferries Terriermon away)
Suzie: TERRIERMON!!! WAIT!!!
The dub takes its first commercial break here. I guess for Suzie this is a pretty suspenseful moment. We come back to Janyu trying to climb the slide.
Janyu: SUZIE!!!
(Janyu falls, knocking down Yamaki)
Suzie: TERRIERMON!!! WAIT!!!
(Suzie's taken)
Janyu: NO!!! SUZIE!!! COME BACK!!!
(Suzie disappears)
Janyu: SUZIE!!! Is this my fault? For being a part of that stupid experiment!?
Yamaki: Don't blame yourself, Janyu. There's nothing you could have done. It's as if the Digital World was reaching out just for her.
Janyu: She's just a baby!
Yamaki: Maybe that's the reason she was chosen: Because she has the belief of a child.
Nitpick but Janyu says the card had "a strange code" in it which makes me wonder if the episode writer was thinking of something like "GBZ4454VTF" that you'd then enter into a screen to redeem for one free Digimon.
You wouldn't really spend all day programming in C++ and then go "Today, I wrote a code. I wrote a few codes, even!" It's a very minor thing but that moment made me stop and go "What."
Janyu describing the Monster Makers' Digimon project as an experiment also feels like an odd choice of words.
To fill silence, Janyu scolds Suzie for playing at the playground before he even knows she's about to be abducted.
The two Yamakis describe what just happened a little differently. JP Yamaki describes it as 誘い込む sasoikomu; She was enticed, provoked, lured in by the Digital World. It dangled Terriermon on a hook to get Shaochung to come inside.
EN Yamaki describes it as the Digital World reaching out for Suzie. It grabbed her and snatched her away. This isn't inaccurate but is less descriptive and fails to engage with the imagery of Suzie reaching for Terriermon and giving herself to the Digital World to pursue him.
JP Yamaki also speculates that the Digital World needed Shaochung because she's 幼い osanai, which means a very young child. This sets her apart not just from Jiang-yu but from the seven children already present in the Digital World.
Yamaki seems to be indicating that the force behind her abduction went out of its way to lure Shaochung in because, for whatever it needs, Takato and the others are already too old for it. It needed even younger blood than is already present in the Digital World.
Something something "My kid came up with Digimon shapes and attacks so now Digimon have an affinity for children."
Note that Shaochung is 7, one year younger than even Hikari and Takeru were in Adventure.
EN Yamaki says Suzie has the belief of a child, distinguishing her from Janyu but not from the other children in the Digital World. This does little to explain why the Digital World went out of its way to abscond with her.
As Shaochung arrives in the Digital World, she lands in a very particular part of the heavenly realm.
A prominent bit of DigiCode sticks out on the ground and I was actually curious enough to find a DigiCode translation chart. It indicates whose territory Shaochung is entering.
It spells out スーツェーモン Sūtsuēmon. スーツェー is the closest transliteration that Japanese can do for the Chinese name Zhūquē, also known as the Vermillion Bird Suzaku. It's pronounced "Zhoo-chway" which is a whole bunch of sounds that do not exist in the Katakana lettering system.
I don't know why they decided to go with the Chinese names for the Four Sacred Beasts instead of their Japanese names. This could very easily have just been Suzakumon.
Nonetheless, we are in the territory of the Digimon God Zhūquēmon now. The belly of the beast.
Also, for some reason, Zhūquēmon is officially translated as "Zhuqiaomon" even though, to my knowledge, Zhūquē/Suzaku has never gone by that name. Weird.
Appearing in the Digital World, Shaochung is dropped directly onto Zhūquēmon's nameplate, landing on her butt.
Shaochung: Ow! Owie ow....
Shaochung stands up, taking a look at her surroundings.
Shaochung: Where am I? (gasp) Is that Moon-sama?
Looking up, she spots the Real World sphere hanging in the sky.
Shaochung: It's so pretty!
Hahaha adorable can we please get her out of Zhūquēmon's territory before she's violently murdered.
In the dub:
Suzie: Ack! Hello? Terriermon...?
(Suzie gets up and looks around)
Suzie: So pretty!
(Real World sphere)
Suzie: Hello, moon! Ahhh....
Shaochung's a bit more bothered by being dropped on her butt but this is otherwise the same.
While Shaochung's staring up at the moon, a Bakumon suddenly makes a run for it from behind one of the rocks.
With one last "BAKU!!!", Bakumon dives under a rock. Shaochung tries to follow but can't squeeze inside, causing her to lose her quarry.
Shaochung: Heeheehee... They got away.
If you're wondering, yes, this is an onomatopoeia joke. バクバク Bakubaku is the sound of a heart frantically thumping in response to a nervous or excited stimulus.
The dub obviously can't make this pun work so Tapirmon just makes heavy breathing sounds while fleeing.
(Tapirmon flees)
Suzie: Huh? Maybe he knows where Terriermon is. Yeah!
(Suzie gives chase)
Suzie: HEY!!! WAIT!!! COME BACK!!!
(Tapirmon hides under rock)
Suzie: Where'd you go!? Hm... Ah, that was fun!
The dub gives Suzie a tangible reason for pursuing Tapirmon. Shaochung's just doing it for fun. The sight of a fleeing Digimon activated her predator instincts.
Shaochung wipes her face to get the dust off. When she looks up, she sees DigiGnomes nearby.
The DigiGnomes take off into the air.
Shaochung: They're flying!
Shaochung tries to chase them now.
Shaochung: HEY!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!
But she tires out and loses their trail.
Considering what we now know about DigiGnomes, I wonder if they're the ones who brought her over? They seem to be leading her somewhere now.
There's a very real possibility that the DigiGnomes are conspiring with the Mokumon.
In the dub:
Suzie: You and your friends look like faeries!
(DigiGnomes take off into the air)
Suzie: Or a really big firefly!
(Suzie chases the DigiGnomes)
Suzie: WAIT!!! HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN MY FRIEND TERRIERMON??? Why does everybody run away from me? I'm nice!
(Suzie tires out)
Suzie: Oh... I wish I could fly too. My foots hurt.
Suzie again is keeping her eye on the prize and trying to find Terriermon, while Shaochung keeps getting distracted and running off to have fun.
Overheated from the chase, Shaochung takes off her jacket and tosses it onto a nearby rock. Or, at least, what she thinks is a rock.
Shaochung: Too hot!
From behind the rock, something gets its face tangled up in the coat.
Digimon: Kiwi! Kiwi! KIWIIIII!!!
Kiwimon staggers around with the coat stuck on their face, struggling against it and forcing Shaochung to start chasing them now. This time for an actual reason.
Kiwimon: Kiwi! Kiwi!
Kiwimon finally frees themselves by ripping the coat to shreds.
Kiwimon: Kiwi! Kiwi! Kiwi!
Shaochung: Hold on, Bird-san! What are you going to do about my coat!?
Kiwimon: KIWI!!!
Kiwimon fires their Little Pecker at Shaochung. It hits the ground in front of her, but the ensuing explosion takes her by surprise and knocks her off her feet.
Shaochung: What are you doing!? You shouldn't bully kids who are smaller than you!
Kiwimon: (triumphant) KIIIIWIIII!!!
Letting out one last victorious trill, Kiwimon races off into the distance.
None of the Digimon here seem particularly eager to converse in human language. I suppose that makes sense, this being the realm of the gods and all.
In the dub, Kiwimon makes bird squawks and warbling sounds, which isn't too different from the trilling kiwi nomises in the original.
(Kiwimon staggers around with coat on their face)
Suzie: Come back with my coat!
(Suzie chases; Kiwimon destroys coat)
Suzie: Oh no! Bad birdie! You're going to be in big trouble when my Mommy finds out!
(Kiwimon shoots Pummel Peck at her)
Suzie: That's not very nice at all! You're supposed to say sorry, not throw things that go boom!
(Kiwimon trills triumphantly and runs)
Suzie: ( ._.) I wanna go home....
Shaochung demands that Kiwimon compensate her for her destroyed coat, which provokes Kiwimon's attack. Suzie provokes Kiwimon by threatening them with parental retaliation.
Suzie's ready to call it quits at this point. Too bad for her, we're just getting started.
As the Real World hangs high in the sky, Shaochung continues looking around. A group of dust packets comes over a hill ahead of her, meandering her way.
Shaochung: What are those? They're so pretty!
As they pass her, she reaches out and touches one. It zaps her with electricity.
Shaochung: Ow! That hurt!
The dust packets continue on their way, leaving Shaochung alone again. This latest bad experience takes another toll on her, and she starts to cry.
In the dub:
Suzie: Henry... Terriermon... Where are you?
(Old data packets crest the hill)
Suzie: Huh? What are those? They're so pink and pretty!
(Suzie gets zapped)
Suzie: Ack! Ow! OW!!! That hurts! Everyone here is mean or trying to give me boo-boos. I don't like this place.
Suzie spells out why she's about to start crying.
After this last bad experience, Shaochung begins to cry. Weeping, she screams into the void.
Shaochung: TERRIERMON!!! ONIICHAN!!!
In the Ark, Terriermon picks up her voice.
Terriermon: Huh? Shaochung!?
Jianliang: What's that, Terriermon?
Terriermon: I heard Shaochung's voice.
Takato: Wha--?
Jianliang: That's not possible.
Terriermon: I'm sure of it! Shaochung is somewhere close by.
Before this conversation can continue, the Ark is rocked by turbulence. It continues on its way down the water pipe.
In the dub:
Suzie: Henry... TERRIERMOOOOOON!!!
(Suzie's voice carries to the Ark)
Terriermon: Ah! That was Suzie!
Henry: Wait a minute, what did you say?
Terriermon: I just heard Suzie's voice!
Takato: Huh?
Henry: Are you sure?
Terriermon: Would these ears lie? She's close too!
Henry: We have to get to her--
(Turbulence)
Takato: What's happening!?
Terriermon: Don't look at me! I didn't touch anything!
Bit of extra dialogue at the end but otherwise the same.
in the heavenly realm, Shaochung's bad day gets worse when she trips over a rock and faceplants into a biome shoft. She lands hard on black tiles.
As she starts to pick herself up, she sees a bright red light beyond the tiles and hears the sound of rushing water.
Shaochung: Water!
Shaochung gets up quickly and runs for the water only to nearly throw herself into a ravine separating the tiles from the lake ahead. Shaochung nearly falls in, but manages to recover and back away from the edge.
Shaochung: (breathing heavily) I thought I was going to fall!
I wonder what happens if you do fall in? I assume it takes you to another world. Maybe it drops you in the big water blob with Shibumi.
That'd be awkward. Jian and Shaochung end up do-si-doing while trying to find each other.
In the dub:
(Suzie trips)
Suzie: Now where am I...?
(Red light in the distance)
Suzie: Lost, that's where! Daddy's going to be so mad. ...water!
(Suzie gets up and runs forward)
Suzie: Maybe it's a river!
(Suzie runs for the water)
Suzie: At camp, they said that if you get lost, follow the river and you'll find other people who can help you get home and give you hot chocolate!
(Suzie almost falls over the edge)
Suzie: (breathing heavily) No help or hot chocolate there! Stinky no-good waterfall! Where am I...?
The dub's waterfall is quieter than the original's, only becoming audible when Suzie's approaching and about to fall in. Shaochung can hear the waterfall all the way over from where she tripped.
Suzie, as previously noted, has given up on finding Terriermon and just wants to go home now. She narrates a whole rationale for why water would be useful in that endeavor. Shaochung goes for the water just because it's water, and water is good.
...do they teach children to follow rivers if they get lost? I remember being taught to stay where you are and wait for an adult to come rescue you.
It is sound advice when lost in the wilderness. Water is a very important natural resource and so civilization tends to crop up around rivers. Follow the river and you can be sure to run into man-made architecture.
But for littler kids, I can also see the argument against telling them to go get themselves further lost trying to help themselves. Generally, if a young child is deep in the wilderness, there is an expectation that a responsible adult is somewhere nearby and probably looking for them.
In the distance, Shaochung notices an ominously familiar structure. It's the large shell and bridge we briefly saw when Culumon was first brought here, confirming that this is the place that made me ask, "Is this Cocytus?"
Shaochung: What's that?
Shaochung walks to the gate in front of the bridge leading across. In front of it is an ominously familiar face: Andiramon, our old "friend" from Hurricane Touchdown and the very last of the Devas to be introduced.
Shaochung: A huge bunny!
We go to commercial here on this unusual meeting.
Andiramon has been slightly redesigned for the series, which is curious. Officially, this redesign is responsible for Andiramon being split into two technically separate but only slightly different Digimon, both of whom evolve from Lopmon.
In the Digimon Reference Guide, the Andiramon from Hurricane Touchdown is considered the base Andiramon while this one is "Andiramon (Deva)". Though, curiously, Andiramon (Deva)'s entry is listed as "Andiramon" while HT Andiramon's is "Andiramon_2".
In the video games and such, they're often split out as Andiramon (Evil) and Andiramon (Good) respectively.
It's a weird schism and I'm not really sure why it exists. Like. I understand why they redesigned Rapidmon for Terriermon's Perfect evolution instead of using the one from the movie. The one from the movie is an Armor Evolution. I complained before about the laziness of just using Rapidmon again and painting him green, but at least it makes sense that he's not literally just Rapidmon, exactly as-is.
But why redesign Andiramon?
The Devas as a whole were created for Tamers, but they had to have known when they created Andiramon, when they named Andiramon after Andira of the Twelve Heavenly Generals, that they were going to do a Twelve Heavenly Generals set of Digimon, right?
It's odd.
Maybe they didn't know they wanted a specific color scheme. Devas all have white, purple, gold, and red somewhere in their design, but the original Andiramon didn't. Maybe that's why they redesigned them: To get the colors right.
Whatever the reasoning, it would also result in the creation of Turuiemon as an Adult-level Lopmon evolution to step up into this Andiramon, while the other Andiramon keeps Wendimon for themselves.
Turuiemon will not appear in this show but was nonetheless created around now, showing up in the D-Ark Ultimate Edition V-Pet and the TCG just one month after this episode debuted. So it's likely that they were created for the show, but just never found a good time to appear.
In the dub:
Suzie: Hey, what's that?
(Bridge)
Suzie: Wow! Mommy would make me take a ten-year time-out if I went on that bridge! I wonder where it goes? (gasp) And is that a... a bunny!?
(Suzie approaches Antylamon)
Suzie: Um... hello....
(Antylamon looks down at Suzie)
Suzie: You are a bunny! You're bigger than a parade balloon, did you know that? You must be the biggest bunny in the universe! So, wanna be friends?
The dub also takes its second commercial break here.
The original is quiet, letting the eerieness of this meeting settle over the audience. Shaochung is in the realm of Zhūquēmon, right on the edge of what seems to be the Gods' turf, and is now face-to-face with a Deva. And she has absolutely no idea how dangerous this is for her. But the Deva does not appear hostile just yet, and there's no way to know what to expect.
The feeling as we go to commercial is a tense anticipation. This is about to go either really bad or really good for Shaochung.
In the dub, there's no time to really dwell on the ominous vibe of this place, of what we know about this place, or on Antylamon because Suzie's cracking jokes all over it, pulling attention away from the visuals and instead keeping it focused on herself. This domain and its guardian are taken simply as an opportunity for Suzie to express herself.
Following the commercial break, we come back to Shaochung and Andiramon.
Shaochung: Whoa... A huge bunny.
Andiramon: ....
Shaochung: Ehehehe! That's amazing! I've never seen such a gigantic bunny before! Ahahahahahaha! Hello!
Andiramon: ....
Shaochung: Hello! Can you hear me?
Andiramon silently nods.
Shaochung: You can understand me? You're so smart!
Andiramon: You may not proceed beyond this point. Go home at once.
Shaochung: Go home? How?
Up to this point, Andiramon has been largely motionless. But that question causes them to withdraw a little, as though they weren't really prepared for that.
Shaochung: And how did I get here?
Andiramon: ....
Shaochung: Having to look up so much to talk to you is making me really tired. Squat down!
Andiramon complies, bending over a bit.
Shaochung: More!
Andiramon squats all the way down on their haunches.
Shaochung: Heee....
This is going surprisingly well. Not sure if Andiramon got the memo that we were at war recently and that several humans are invading the Digital World as we speak, because they are being way too pleasant.
In the dub, Suzie brings us back in by sharing a pretty cute personal anecdote.
Suzie: Hey, you know what? I can't have a bunny 'cause Daddy says bunnies get scared to death by cats and there are too many cats in the building!
(Suzie stares up at Antylamon)
Suzie: Whoa... But you wouldn't be scared, would you? I mean, you're bigger than a thousand cats put together.
Antylamon: ....
Suzie: You're very tall. You must take a lot of vitamins.
Antylamon: ....
Suzie: Ehehehe! I'm so excited! You're the biggest bunny I've ever seen! Ahaha! Ahaha! How do you do?
Antylamon: ....
Suzie: Well? Can you hear me up there?
(Antylamon nods)
Antylamon: Mhm.
Suzie: You're very smart. Can you speak? Bet you can!
Antylamon: I'm afraid you cannot stay here, little human. You must go home.
Suzie: I want to but how can I?
(Antylamon flinches)
Suzie: Nobody wants to help me.
Antylamon: ....
Suzie: It's kinda hard to talk looking up all the time. Could you bend down? Please?
(Antylamon bends down)
Suzie: More, please!
(Antylamon squats)
Suzie: Ahhh, hehehe....
The "Go home!" "How?" exchange here is probably why the dub decided to have Suzie give up on Terriermon and start trying to get home earlier. Suzie's been genuinely trying and doesn't know the way, while Shaochung's response is more of an "Uh, whatever, LOL" before blowing past the question and continuing to verbally steamroll Andiramon.
Once Andiramon squats, Shaochung squats down as well.
Shaochung: So, where are we?
Andiramon: This is the domain of the Four Sacred Beasts.
Shaochung: And what's your name, Bunny-san?
Andiramon: I am Andiramon, guardian of the Four Sacred Beasts.
Shaochung: Oh, so you're a -mon too, Bunny-san!
Andiramon: ...
Andiramon cocks their head to the side, a little confused by that remark.
Shaochung: Ehehe... Just like Terriermon. I'm Shaochung!
Shaochung flops forward and lays flat on her stomach.
Shaochung: This is what Terriermon does.
Nothing could have prepared Andiramon for the conversation they were about to have today.
In the dub:
Suzie: So, where are we?
Antylamon: This is the land of the four Digimon Sovereigns.
Suzie: (gasp) Are you a Digimon Sovereign?
Antylamon: I am Antylamon. I protect the Digimon Sovereign.
Suzie: Pleased to meet you, Antylamon!
(Antylamon cocks their head to the side)
Suzie: I'm Suzie! Ahaha... I'm looking for Terriermon. He looks a lot like this.
(Suzie lies flat)
Antylamon: Umm... Is he sick?
Suzie: No, silly.
The dub drops the cute "So you're a -mon too!" remark. They also do nothing with Usagi-san. Honorifics can be difficult to work with sometimes but in this case, they could easily have had Suzie calling Antylamon something like "Mr./Ms. Bun-Bun" or such.
Shaochung picks herself back up.
Shaochung: Oh, hey! You should help me look for Terriermon!
Andiramon: I have a duty to protect the Southern Gate.
Shaochung: (whining) Help me seeeeeearch!
Andiramon: I have a duty to--
Shaochung interrupts Andiramon, flopping backwards onto her back and then flailing her limbs for a tantrum.
Shaochung: NO FAIR!!! I WANT TERRIERMON!!! WHERE'S TERRIERMON!?!?
She abruptly stops her performative tantrum and opens her eyes, looking up at Andiramon.
Shaochung: Come with me?
Andiramon: (sigh)
Shaochung blackmailed her dad earlier and now she's threatening Andiramon with a nuclear tantrum to twist their arm into helping her. This was just a taste of her full power.
She's going to be terrifying when she grows up.
Incidentally, the South gate is yet another reference to the Devas serving Zhūquēmon specifically. Zhūquē is the southern god of the Four Symbols.
...you know, the funny thing is, finding Terriermon is actually one of the Devas' jobs. Or, at least, it would be if Catsuramon hadn't offloaded it onto Beelzebumon instead.
In the dub:
Suzie: Want to help me look for him? Do ya?
Antylamon: Hm? That's impossible. I must guard the south gate.
Suzie: Pretty please?
Antylamon: I can't leave my post. I have to--
(Tantrum)
Suzie: BUT I WANT TO SEE TERRIERMON!!! IF YOU DON'T HELP, I'LL HOLD MY BREATH 'TIL I FAINT!!!
(Tantrum stops abruptly)
Suzie: Please?
Antylamon: (sigh)
Suzie opts for a more overt threat, albeit one still in the realm of "I will childishly irritate you until you comply."
We cut briefly to the DigiGnomes coming back and when we return, Shaochung has somehow convinced Andiramon to let her sit on their head while they stand up to their full height.
Shaochung: Ahaha! THIS IS AMAZING!!! AHAHAHA!!! SO COOL!!!
The DigiGnomes pass nearby. Shaochung looks up and sees them.
Shaochung: YAHOO!!!
Andiramon: You will come down off of my head.
Shaochung: No!
Andiramon resorts to force, tossing their head foreward and using the momentum to throw Shaochung off. They catch her in their hands as she falls, but she goes still. Her body lays limp in Andiramon's hands, unmoving.
After a moment, Andiramon lifts her closer to their face to take a closer look. They poke her in the belly with one finger and--
Shaochung: (eyes snap open) That was fun! That was so much fun. Do it again?
Andiramon shakes their head.
Shaochung: Killjoy.
In the wake of Shaochung's insult, Andiramon silently raises her back up onto their head.
She has this Deva wrapped around her finger. Considering the DigiGnomes' involvement, I wonder if this was their intention in luring her this way? And possibly in bringing her here to begin with, if they were the ones that did that?
In the dub:
Antylamon: Just no pulling on the ears.
Suzie: I promise! I promise!
Antylamon: Alright, hold on.
(Antylamon stands up)
Suzie: Ahahaha ahahaha ahahahahaha! This is fun! Hahaha!
(DigiGnomes pass by)
Suzie: Oooh! Hello again, fireflies!
Antylamon: Alright, kid. Playtime's over. Come on, you need to get off my head.
Suzie: No!
(Antylamon tosses Suzie and catches her)
Antylamon: ...hey, kid? You alright?
Suzie: ....
Antylamon: Come on, this isn't funny.
(Antylamon pokes Suzie)
Antylamon: Say something!
Suzie: (eyes snap open) That was fun! Can we do it again? Huh? Please? Can we can we, huh?
(Antylamon shakes head)
Antylamon: Mm-mm.
Suzie: Meanie!
Antylamon: ...fine.
(Antylamon returns Suzie to their head)
The dub adds a bit of dialogue to explain what's going through Antylamon's head after Suzie stops moving.
The DigiGnomes swoop around and start moving.
Shaochung: We're heading out!
With Shaochung on their head, Andiramon sets off in the same direction the DigiGnomes show them. All the while, Shaochung sings nothing in particular.
Shaochung: La la la-la! La la LA! La la la-la! LA la LA! Ahahahahaha! La la la-la la la, la la la-la! Ahahahahahaha!
No idea where they're going but the DigiGnomes seem to have something in mind.
In the dub:
Suzie: BUNNY FORWARD!!!
Antylamon: Don't push your luck, kid.
(Antylamon starts walking)
Suzie: Ahahahahahaha ahahaha ahahaha ahahahahahahahaha ahahaha ahahahahaha! This is so much fun! I COULD STAY HERE FOREVER!!!
Antylamon: Don't get carried away.
Shaochung's singing is replaced by Suzie laughing. Antylamon gets a couple extra lines.
There's an interesting parallel in how the dub's characterizing Antylamon versus Andiramon with the way the two versions characterized Renamon.
Like Renamon, the Japanese version of the character is stoic and hard to read. Andiramon doesn't say much, conveying a lot simply through action.
While the dub's Antylamon is much more personable and even a little sassy, though not to the same extent as the dub's Renamon.
Still in water transit, the Ark continues on its way.
Takato: The ship changed course. But why?
Jianliang: I don't know. Could it be that it detects the intentions of its passengers?
Terriermon: So then if we want to meet back up with Shaochung, it will take us to wherever she is?
Jianliang: Well...
Takato: You really think she's close by?
Terriermon: Without a doubt! We have to reach her as soon as possible. Shaochung is probably bawling her eyes out right now!
This, it seems, was the cause of that turbulence they ran into earlier. That was the Ark abruptly changing course because the passengers' desires changed. Once they realized Shaochung was here, its course was redirected to find her.
So... I guess we don't know for sure that it was taking them to the gods' realm. We'll never know what the original destination was, which means it was probably actually whisking them off to the desert world like they wanted. Now they're going up to the Gods' realm because that's where Shaochung is.
In the dub:
Takato: Hey, this boat is totally going in a different direction ever since Terriermon heard Suzie! But why?
Henry: I wonder if it changes direction depending on where we want to go?
Terriermon: Cool! Then since we want to see Suzie, all we have to do is wish for it and this thing will take us to her!
Henry: I guess....
Takato: Yeah, but are you sure she's in the Digital World?
Terriermon: Positive! And we'd better find her soon. I bet she's crying her little heart out....
This is perfect. No notes.
Terriermon's last line is setup for an irony cut, as we find Shaochung laughing it up while riding Andiramon.
Shaochung: Ahahaha ahaha ahahaha! This feels great! This is really nice....
The DigiGnomes pass them by and speed on ahead, but Andiramon stops.
Andiramon: The one you call Terriermon is nowhere to be found.
Shaochung: Hey, start running.
Andiramon: I have to get back.
Andiramon turns away to return to the Southern Gate, but Shaochung yanks violently on their ears.
Shaochung: NO!!! (half-crying whining) Do it now....
That's all it takes. Andiramon turns towards where the DigiGnomes disappeared and takes off at full sprint, quickly passing them while Shaochung hangs onto their ears for dear life.
Shaochung: Ahahahahaha! So fast! Awesome! Ahahahahaha!
Andiramon speeds downhill until finally Shaochung gives the command.
Shaochung: Stop!
Andiramon screeches to a halt so fast, they almost throw Shaochung off.
Shaochung: You're so fast, Andiramon!
100% she has this Deva wrapped around her finger. Andiramon belongs to Shaochung now.
In the dub:
Suzie: Ahahaha ahaha ahahaha! This is great!
(DigiGnomes go on ahead)
Suzie: Hey! Hey, hey, can you run after them?
Antylamon: Sorry, kid, but I don't see your friend Terriermon anywhere. We should head back.
Suzie: But I don't wanna!
Antylamon: Yeah, I know.
They don't censor out Shaochung yanking violently on Andiramon's ears, but they do downplay it. There's no dialogue here. Instead, Suzie gives out nervous vocalizations like she's trembling with worry; I think they're trying to suggest that she almost fell off, rather than that she's pulling Antylamon's ears in a retaliatory fit.
So where Shaochung screams "DAME!!!" while violently yanking, Suzie doesn't speak again until the next shot, zoomed back out.
Suzie: I want you to run!
Antylamon: Alright, you asked for it.
(Antylamon takes off running)
Suzie: WHOOO!!! Hahaha! I'M FLYING!!! Ahahaha! Faster, Antylamon! FASTER!!! WOOHOO!!!
(Antylamon keeps running, then screeches to a stop)
Suzie: AHHHHHHH!!! Hahaha! Antylamon, that was cool!
Apart from the downplaying of Shaochung's violent response, the only notable here is that Shaochung's the one who tells Andiramon to stop. Antylamon stops of their own accord.
Once Shaochung has her bearings, she has another game in mind.
Shaochung: Next, I want you to hop!
Andiramon delivers, bounding across the landscape.
Andiramon completes one final jump and lands hard, breathing heavily.
Shaochung: Are you tired? Should we take a break?
You have been working this poor Deva to the bone, Shaochung. A break would probably be nice right about now.
In the dub:
Suzie: Hey, can you do anything else?
Antylamon: Ehehehehe.... Trust me, you ain't seen nothin' yet!
(Antylamon starts jumping)
Suzie: WOOHOOOOOO!!! This is bad as a bunny! (???) Higher! HIGHER!!! I want to touch the MOOOOOON!!! YAYYYYY!!!
(Antylamon lands)
Suzie: Antylamon, are you okay? I'm sorry. Did I wear you out?
Suzie has a line here that's really hard to make out through the Little Kid Lisp her actress is doing. I have zero confidence that I got it right. I found a transcript that has "This is better than a party" but I'm pretty sure she says "bunny" at the end. IDK.
Suzie's not alone, I should note; It's hard to make out some of the things Shaochung says during this whole Andiramon riding sequence too.
A shot of the Real World sphere in the sky conveys the passage of time, and we come back to Andiramon and Shaochung laying on the ground.
Shaochung: Can we go now? I'm thirsty. I'm getting hungry too.
A loud stomach grumble emanates from Andiramon.
Shaochung: You too, Andiramon?
Andiramon nods weakly.
Shaochung: I'll go find us something to eat! You wait right here.
Shaochung runs off to go forage. As soon as she's gone, Andiramon stands up. They watch Shaochung retreat into the distance for a moment, then pivot on their heel and walk away.
It was a well-executed trick. Andiramon baited Shaochung into leaving them alone so they could get up and go back to the Southern Gate without having to face the wrath of her tantrums.
Before we go forward, I want to note that it's interesting how quickly and easily Shaochung's been growing on Andiramon. It pays off what Dolphin was saying earlier about Digimon having a particular fondness for children.
In the presence of a little girl like Shaochung and outside of a context that warrants immediate hostility, Andiramon can't help themself but to become a little invested. Even though they know they shouldn't. They've violated their sacred duty by leaving the Southern Gate unattended for her, and even they're not really sure why.
Is this why the Digital World needed Shaochung? Because she could pluck the heartstrings of a Deva in a way the Tamers, their sworn enemies, could not?
In the dub:
Suzie: I like chocolate bunnies and jelly bean bunnies, oh, and choco bunnies full of jelly beans! ...that's funny. All of a sudden, I'm kinda hungry.
(Antylamon's stomach grumbles)
Suzie: Uh-oh. You're hungry too, huh?
(Antylamon nods weakly)
Antylamon: Heh, apparently....
Suzie: You stay right there. I'll go look for something to eat, okay?
(Suzie runs off)
Antylamon: Hm? Okay.
(Antylamon stands up)
Antylamon: Heh. Cute kid. (fondly) Goodbye, Suzie.
(Antylamon leaves)
The dub takes its third commercial break here.
Suzie doesn't get as impatient as Shaochung because she found a way to entertain herself during the break.
Accounting for the more talkative Antylamon, this is a really good interpretation of the scene. They didn't miss the sound effect on Antylamon's stomach gurgling and they understood the context behind Andiramon getting up and leaving just now.
Even Antylamon's "Hm? Okay!" is delivered a bit cheekily, like they're just humoring Suzie to get her out of the way. Because they are.
While Shaochung goes in search of food, another Deva is brooding in the southern lands.
Makuramon: Huh?
Makuramon spots Shaochung walking around and stands up.
Makuramon: Is that a human child I see? I may have let the bearer of evolution's radiance slip my grasp, but if I offer up that child to my God....
Makuramon pounces towards Shaochung.
Shaochung: Oh! Monkey-san!
Makuramon flinches at the overly familiar way she's addressing him.
Makuramon: You're coming with me!
Shaochung: No!
Makuramon grabs Shaochung. She kicks and struggles, but he manages to hoist her over his shoulder.
Shaochung: No! You stupid monkey! Stop! Stop it!
Makuramon: Be quiet!
Shaochung: STOP IT!!! LET ME GO!!! STOP IIIIIIT!!!
Shaochung's screaming manages to reach both the boys up in the Ark and Andiramon. Everyone hears her this time.
Andiramon chases after that voice while Makuramon carts off his prize. Shaochung's still vocally resisting but her voice is weaker now.
Makuramon: My God will surely be pleased with me.
Shaochung: No, stop it, let me go....
Overhead, Andiramon bounds over Makuramon, landing in his path.
Andiramon: Release the girl!
Makuramon: I can't do that!
Shaochung: No, stop! Let go!
The wriggling Shaochung almost gets free of Makuramon, but he grabs her from behind around the waist, holding her up in front of him.
Makuramon: This girl is coming with me!
Andiramon: ....
Makuramon: Your only responsibility is to stand guard over the Southern Gate!
Shaochung bites Makuramon's hand, forcing him to let go. She escapes his grasp before he can recover and runs for it.
Makuramon: WAIT!!!
Makuramon tries to chase her but as he does, the Ark enters this world and crashes lands between them. The Ark disintegrates into gigantic pixles as it collides with the ground.
Shaochung, very confused about what's happening, starts to watch the Ark's crash. Right up until Makuramon goes for her again, at which point she starts running and crying.
Makuramon makes another pounce. Andiramon intervenes, smacking Makuramon back away from Shaochung.
Nearby, Takato, Jian, and Terriermon are still recovering from the crash.
Takato: Ow ow ow....
Jianliang: Where are we?
Terriermon: Ack! Shaochung!
Terriermon pulls everyone's attention to where Andiramon stands between Shaochung and a furious Makuramon.
Makuramon: Y-You arrogant little... How dare you attack your own brethren!
Terriermon: SHAOCHUNG!!!
Shaochung: TERRIERMON!!!
Forgetting the peril she's in, Shaochung leaves the safety behind Andiramon and runs for Terriermon. Makuramon bounds into her path but before he can grab her, Andiramon closes distance. Makuramon backs off, drawing a crystal orb in the process: Makuramon's Holy Weapon.
Makuramon: Stay out of my way!
Hurling his shotput, Makuramon scores a direct hit between Andiramon's eyes, knocking them flat on their back. Shaochung turns, coming to Andiramon's aid.
Shaochung: Ah! Andiramon! Are you okay?
Andiramon: ....
Shaochung: You'll be okay. It won't hurt for long.
Moving fast, Andiramon suddenly pushes Shaochung out of the way and gets up before Makuramon's crystal ball hits the ground where they'd been.
Makuramon withdraws his crystal ball, then sets it ablaze and throws it again. Andiramon twists in the air so the ball passes them. As it rises, it arcs in the air, coming back around.
Andiramon morphs their hands into a pair of axes. That's Andiramon's Holy Weapon. They dodge the incoming fire stream, then bisect its flame trail, dispersing it. Then they turn aggressively towards Makuramon.
Makuramon: I'm going to report you as a traitor!
Makuramon vanishes. As soon as he's gone, Andiramon reverts their axeblades. Nearby, Jian is trying to scan Andiramon.
Jianliang: I can't get data on that Digimon. And the Rabbit is the only Zodiac animal left....
Takato: Then, does that mean they're a Deva!?
Shaochung runs to Andiramon to celebrate their victory.
Shaochung: Andiramon! You're so strong!
Jianliang: Shaochung! Get away from them! They're dangerous!
Takato, Jian, and Terriermon hurry to reach Shaochung, but Shaochung doesn't understand what Jian's talking about. She looks up at Andiramon again and then it happens. A glowing sphere manifests in the air, sinking slowly into Shaochung's hands. The light fades, revealign a pink Digivice.
Takato: It can't be....
Jianliang: Shaochung's a Tamer? And for a Deva!?
Shaochung: What's this thing?
Eat it, Kenta! Jian's baby sister became a Tamer before you! Maybe this wouldn't happen if you respected women more!
It's a shame that there's no Insert Song for this episode. None of the usual songs play during this fight, and they didn't have any new songs for Shaochung and Andiramon's bonding either.
In the dub:
Makuramon: (thinking) I can't believe I lost that little rodent! The bosses aren't gonna like this... I need to fix this quick!
Makuramon: Macaw?
(Makuramon sees Suzie)
Makuramon: What do we have here? I spy with my little eye a teensy human child. The Digimon Sovereign might have a use for her. She could be my one-way ticket out of trouble!
The dub seems a little confused by what Makuramon means about Culumon escaping from him. He makes it sound like Calumon is still missing and the Sovereign is not yet aware, but Calumon is currently in a floating cage over in the gods' territory beyond the Southern Gate.
The vibe of wanting to make up for his mistakes is correct but I'm pretty sure "the bosses" are already well-informed.
(Makuramon pounces)
Suzie: (gasp) A monkey!
(Makuramon flinches)
Makuramon: You're coming with me!
(Makuramon picks up Suzie)
Suzie: AHHHHHH!!! AHHH!!! AHHHHHHH!!!
Makuramon: Stop kicking and keep still, you little brat!
(Antylamon hears)
Suzie: (distant) LET ME GO!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!
Antylamon: Suzie!
(Boys on the Ark hear)
Suzie: HELP!!!
(Antylamon moves to intercept)
Makuramon: I will eat my pointy hat if I don't get a golden banana for this!
(Antylamon lands in front of Makuramon)
Antylamon: Let her go!
Makuramon: Antylamon!?
(Suzie struggles and almost gets away; Makuramon grabs her around the waist.)
Makuramon: Mind your own business, Rabbit! The kid is mine!
Antylamon: (thinking) He's right. What am I doing?
Makuramon: Go back to guarding the South Gate like you're supposed to!
(Suzie bites Makuramon and runs; Ark crashes and disintegrates)
Suzie: WHAT'S GOING OOOOOON!?!?
When Antylamon stops Makuramon from pouncing on Suzie, their slap is censored with a white flash.
Takato: That was fun....
Henry: No kidding. Where are we?
Terriermon: There's Suzie!
(Antylamon protects Suzie)
Makuramon: What's the meaning of this!? You're gonna be in BIG TROUBLE, my friend!
Terriermon: SUZIE!!!
Suzie: Oh! TERRIERMON!!!
(Makuramon tries to intercept; Antylamon chases him off)
Makuramon: You'll pay! PRIMAL ORB!!!
Another white flash hits when the orb connects between Antylamon's eyes.
Suzie: Antylamon! Are you okay?
Antylamon: ....
Suzie: Please be. Please be okay.
(Antylamon pushes Suzie away to escape a second attack)
Makuramon: GYAAAAAUGH!!!
(Makuramon throws the flame ball)
Antylamon: That does it! BUNNY BLADES!!!
(Antylamon severs the flame stream)
Makuramon: Gah! Traitor! You'll rue the day you crossed me; I can promise you that!
(Makuramon vanishes)
Makuramon calls throwing the orb as Primal Orb. Antylamon calls their axes as Bunny Blades. But the fireball variant of Primal Orb goes unnamed.
None of these have names in the original.
JP Makuramon says he's leaving to go report Andiramon's treachery. He's going off to tell Zhūquēmon all about what just happened, which is going to have very imminent consequences for Andiramon.
EN Makuramon says nothing of the sort, and simply swears generic Supervillain Vengeance.
Henry: I-I can't get any data on that Digimon. Let's see... The only Deva that's left is the Rabbit so... ACK!!!
Takato: A DEVA!?!? We gotta get Suzie out of there now!
(Suzie approaches Antylamon)
Suzie: You look great! Really!
Henry: Suzie, no! Get away from there! It's dangerous!
(Suzie looks up)
Suzie: Hm? Silly Henry. What's he talking about?
(Glowing light appears and descends into Suzie's hands)
Henry: Huh? Wait a minute... This can't be happening!
Suzie: What a pretty ball!
(Light recedes into Digivice)
Suzie: Wow!
Takato: Unreal....
Henry: Suzie's a Tamer!? To a Deva!?
Suzie: What is this?
I love Henry's little "ACK" when he realizes what Antylamon is.
A couple lines are added to the glowball's descent into Suzie's hands. Notably, Henry's seen this happen enough by now to recognize a manifesting Digivice before it's revealed.
While Suzie's still studying her Digivice, a bolt of red energy fires off from the horizon. The north horizon, where the gods' territory lies.
A ray of red energy strikes and consumes Andiramon. It takes several seconds but, in time, their evolution is stripped from them. They're reduced to Lopmon.
Terriermon: HUHHHH!?!?
Lopmon: I think I've been relieved of my duties.
This is the imminent consequences I was talking to. Makuramon took off to tell Zhūquēmon and in response, Zhūquēmon revoked Andiramon's evolution.
The Devas have been quite clear about the fact that their evolutions were bestowed on them by God. These are not their natural forms; They were given the forms of the Twelve Heavenly Generals so they may serve Zhūquēmon, just as Beelzebumon was.
And it seems that what God giveth, God can also taketh away. I'd been wondering about this; If Beelzebumon doesn't honor his end of the pact, if he doesn't hunt the Tamers like he's supposed to, can Zhūquēmon revoke his form and push him back to Impmon? It seems the answer is yes.
In the dub:
(Beam hits Antylamon)
Suzie: No! What's happening to you!?
Henry: I think we're in for another surprise!
(Antylamon is reduced to Lopmon)
Terriermon: GYUUUGH!?!?
Lopmon: Boy, did that feel weird!
Like Makuramon earlier, Lopmon's dialogue is also changed to remove the indication that the Digimon Sovereign just punished them for treachery. Though I think it can be inferred from the animation.
Jian scans Lopmon. Their data comes through easily.
Jianliang: Lopmon. Child-level Data-attribute Beast-type Digimon. Their special attack is Blazing Ice.
Terriermon lifts up his ears. Lopmon lifts theirs in return.
Terriermon: You look like me and you have the same ears as me, but I lose in the horns department.
Shaochung: You're just like Terriermon! And so CUTE!!!
Shaochung grabs Lopmon and hugs them tight.
Terriermon: Uhhh....
Shaochung: We're gonna get along great, Lopmon!
Shaochung hoists Lopmon up a little too high and loses her balance. She falls down hard, landing right on top of Lopmon before rolling off.
Shaochung: ( ˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥) Owie, it hurts! IT HU-U-U-URTS!!!
We leave off here, with Lopmon silently contemplating whether or not to have buyer's remorse.
In the dub:
Henry: Check it out! Lopmon, Rookie-level, Data Beast-type Digimon. She's little but has a big special attack: Blazing Ice.
Terriermon: You look like a chocolate-flavored me but with two more horns; It's freaky.
Suzie: At last, I have a bunny of my own!
(Suzie hugs Lopmon)
Terriermon: Ehehehe hehe....
Suzie: To love and hug and take such good care of!
(Suzie loses balance and falls on Lopmon)
Suzie: Owww, that hurt!
Lopmon: ...you can say that again....
Davis (V.O.): Whoa! Suzie's a Tamer!? I wonder what kind of a Partner a former Deva makes? Find out on the next Digimon: Digital Monsters.
Henry gives us Lopmon's pronoun. She's female in this version.
JP Lopmon has yet to reveal a discernible gender identity. Like nearly all the Devas and most of the Digital World Digimon at that, Lopmon uses the pronoun 我 Ware. This pronoun rarely sees use in everyday conversation. It's flowery and prosaic, meant for works of poetry and fiction.
This makes it oddly appropriate as the everyday pronoun of Digimon. That it also happens to be gender-neutral is also appropriate for a species for whom, as a whole, gender is an optional aesthetic.
Notably, the one Deva with a distinctively feminine identity, Pajramon, is the one Deva who foregoes 我 Ware in favor of the feminine pronoun あたし Atashi.
Lopmon, however, does not. They continue using 我 Ware even after their Andiramon form is revoked from them.
Assessment: Well, that just happened. I can't really say I'm surprised by Shaochung getting suddenly roped in and with Lopmon for a Partner. I'm really more surprised by how it happened than that it happened.
To be honest, I've been expecting this since the Devas were first introduced, but I figured it'd go the other way. Lopmon integrates into the cast and buddies up to Shaochung and then whoops, SURPRISE BETRAYAL, Lopmon was Andiramon this whole time!
I wasn't really prepared for it to go the other way instead.
Though I'm still scrutinizing this closely due to what I said when Shaochung first entered the Digital World. I'm not sure if the whole Eighth Child thing is a deliberate in-universe reference to the Chosen Children by the DigiGnomes, or if the show is just copying Adventure's homework. But the parallel is clear.
Especially since the suddenly newfound Eighth Child is the little sister of one of our regular cast and has been all this time, and her Partner Digimon is a minion of our nemesis who she turns to her side through her innocence and pure heart before she even knows they're enemies. Shaochung and Lopmon are so Hikari and Tailmon-coded it hurts.
Nonetheless, this is now happening and the Tamers are right on Zhūquēmon's doorstep. Which is... Uh....
It's good, right? That's good?
I mean, we're really just here for Culumon. But Culumon's here! So! Uh.
...
We're not leaving here without a face-to-face with Zhūquēmon, are we?
Shaochung's pink is the same shade of pink as Lopmon, blatant color coding since the very beggining (as we have known our 6 Tamers and Kenta since episode 1 after all). Big difference with Hikari in that Hikari was sickly and had an eerie mysticism going on, while Shaochung is, well, Shaochung.
Deva Andiramon also wears a neckerchief like the other Devas; the redesign makes it look more in line with the rest of the group, AND makes the original, Virus Andiramon look like a rogue element, a corrupt version of what it should be. And, after all, that Andiramon turned into the fallen version of Cherubimon, while this one is meant to go into the regular version of Cherubimon. Still, doesn't portray the corruption as well as Wendigomon does, brr. Both Andiramon carry themselves in a stoic and still way,
Anyway, get used to the black tiles with red light area, we are here for a three parter now, as we begin the trauma stretch of the series that will last until the end.
I don't mean this in a way that's complimentary of NFTs, but rather in a way that's condemnatory towards IP law. I mean. We all know how ridiculous NFTs were, right? But think about it.
I mean. Yeah. "I paid ten billion dollars for the legal rights to this ugly ape JPG" was stupid in a way that was plain on its face for anyone who wasn't drinking the Kool-Aid to see.
But. Like.
Consider Iron Man.
Iron Man is a fake person that Stan Lee made up one day, following the ancient human tradition of sitting around a campfire sharing fictions with one another. He does not exist, he has no tangible impact on the world, he is an entirely imaginatory figure living in an entirely imaginatory world.
And yet, if you were to try and sell a comic book featuring Iron Man, you would have to pay the Disney Corporation millions of dollars for the right to tell a story about an imaginary billionaire in a metal suit. Otherwise, you would be committing a crime.
It is actually a crime to sit around the campfire and tell stories about this imaginary billionaire if you don't pay large sums of money to the company that controls the made-up idea of him. He does not exist and is valuated in the millions, possibly even billions of dollars.
A professional Iron Man writer and a fanfiction writer telling Iron Man stories are both just people sitting around a campfire going, "Okay, so imagine this guy...."
And yet one storyteller is afforded much more dignity than the other, is legitimized more than the other. Why? Because a billionaire who controls an invisible financial stake in an imaginatory man put a rubber stamp on the first writer's forehead that says "Financially-approved!"
Isn't this all just a little ridiculous? That an imaginary billionaire can have a real-world net worth more than most people's entire families combined, and people can be charged with actual crimes for telling stories around the campfire without a piece of paper that says they are "Legally Authorized to Imagine a Billionaire"?
I understand this take, I vibe with this take, but I must disagree with some specifics. First of all, Disney isn't going to send lawyers after you for telling stories around a campfire. Copyright law allows for fair use, and non-commercial purposes fall under that. You only need to look as far as AO3 to see hundreds (thousands?) of Unofficial Iron Man tales. Parody is also fair use, which is why, for example, Robot Chicken can have a sketch where Iron Man confronts a version of The Mandarin that's even more of a racist caricature than the one in the comics.
What IP laws do cover are the specific renditions. You can't produce and sell copies of old Iron Man comics, or DVD copies of the 2008 movie, without getting in legal trouble. And that's a much muddier argument. There's also Trademark law, which is why you can't make an original movie starring a character named Iron Man. Trademark law also stops someone from filing bottles with colored water and calling it Coca-Cola. It's meant to protect both businesses from copycats and customers from frauds.
Now, all that being said, copyright law lasts entirely too long. It should last, like 10 years tops.
I have more to say specifically on the first sentence. Looking at NFTs as an extension of IP law is, I think, misleading at best. If anything they were an attempt to ape IP law, and update it for the digital age in a way that our governments are disinclined to do. Technology has been outpacing IP protections for decades now, and Congress's attempts at remedying the problem have been ham-fisted and ineffective. One could examine NFTs in that light, but I think it's at best a distraction. NFTs are above all else, a financial instrument.
Stocks, bonds, futures, crypto, and NFTs are all bits of data that society claims have value because someone is willing to buy it. They, of course, have no inherent worth, but because you can convince someone that it's meaningful it becomes so. Stocks, in particular, are a made up thing that lets capitalists think that because they traded money for a piece of paper, they now have a right to control the people who work for the corporation they bought stock in. A corporation, of course, is another made up thing that organizes capital for the benefit of the shareholders. NFTs aren't IP law reductio ad absurdum, they're stocks. You're just holding stock in Bored Ape #236 instead of Comcast.
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Digimon Tamers 34 - Where is Terriermon? Shaochung Goes to the Digital World / Rabbit Transit
Previously on Digimon Tamers: Takato and Jianliang went to school but the teacher was tripping balls and it was hard to tell what he was talking about. But at the end of class, he offered to get them even higher than he is so it wasn't a complete loss.
We pick up where we left off, with the colossal Ark ferrying Takato and Jian through the water universe.
Takato: The ship's moving on its own.
Jianliang: It feels like it's ascending gradually.
Takato: But where is it going? That Mizuno guy said that above us is the domain of the Four Sacred Beasts. So is that where?
Standing on the viewing pane in the center of the Ark, Terriermon looks down into the water below.
Terriermon: That's amazing!
Jian kneels down and pets Terriermon, then absentmindedly grabs hold of his ears and bounces them back and forth.
Jianliang: In any case, we're already onboard. We have no choice but to go.
Terriermon pulls away suddenly.
Terriermon: Heyyy, not cool! Don't go acting like Shaochung!
Jianliang: Ehehe, sorry about that.
Terriermon: ...I wonder how Shaochung's doing?
Terriermon leaves that question hanging in the air while the Ark arrives at a water tunnel leading straight up. It rotates vertically and ascends, confirming that we are indeed going to the realm of the gods.
This question essentially sets up our framing device for today's episode, but it's also just nice to see that Terriermon misses Shaochung. We've seen throughout the series that while he doesn't like her manner of play with him, he does care about her a great deal.
In the dub:
Takato: Are we going up? My ears are popping.
Henry: Mizuno said that the land of the Digimon Sovereign is above us. Maybe we're going there?
Takato: So, uh, how do we steer this thing?
Henry: I don't think we need to. It's probably guided by the digital space/time fabric.
Takato: Uh-huh. Ugh, sometimes I miss the Real World. At least I understand stuff there.
Terriermon: I miss the pastries of the Real World.
Henry: Is there anything you miss that can't be found in a lunchbox?
Terriermon: Well...
(Terriermon looks down at the watery void below)
Terriermon: ...I guess there's Suzie...
(Henry plays with Terriermon's ears)
Henry: Well, if you miss being Pwincess Pwetty Pants that much, and being cuddled....
(Terriermon jerks away)
Terriermon: That's not funny! Thinking about it still gives me the Jeebies!
Henry: (sarcastic) Hehe, sorr-ree!
Henry & Takato: Hahahahahaha!
Terriermon: Poor Suzie. I hope she's not lonely.
(Ark ascends)
Henry: Please, she only has a million dolls to play with.
Terriermon: Yeah, but they're not as cute as me! She said so.
Henry: Oh, brother....
Henry's making shit up again and pretending to be an expert on the Digital World.
It's worth noting that this scene is really awkward in the original. Jian randomly starts playing with Terriermon's ears to set up the segue to Shaochung and it feels forced as hell. That's not really something he does. It's not something he's ever done.
The dub makes it feel a bit more organic. But the dub version of the scene is also a huge reminder why Henry, like Izzy, is a noxious interpretation of the character.
Terriermon expresses that he misses Suzie, and Henry pivots from bullshit know-it-all inventing his own lore out of thin air to opportunistic bully. He attacks Terriermon's masculinity, his appetite, and then cruelly dismisses the idea that Suzie might actually miss Terriermon on top of it.
Henry Wong is such an asshole.
They also have Takato join Henry in laughing at Terriermon for having feelings. This scene is so mean-spirited.
Following Terriermon's cue, we transition over to the Real World and find a bored Shaochung sitting on the couch watching birds fly. Her surrogate Terriermon doll is nowhere in sight.
Once the birds pass by, Shaochung lifts her arms up over her head, and then flops forward. She adjusts a little to get used to her new life as a ragdoll.
This passes without dialogue in the original, so the dub adds some inner monologue to explain why she's doing this.
Suzie: (thinking) Poor Princess Suzie was all alone. Her big brother Henry had run away with her best friend Princess Pretty Pants. But did Princess Suzie cry or make squishy faces all day? No! Even though Princess Suzie's Mommy didn't think so, she was a big, brave girl who can tie her own shoelaces!
Suzie: (thinking) Not having her darling Terriermon, Princess Suzie did the next best thing.
(Suzie lifts her arms and flops)
Suzie: (thinking) She became Terriermon, floppy ears and all, heehee! Which she could do because she was also a very talented actress.
That's an accurate summary of the plot synopsis thus far, and nothing she says is factually wrong.
Shaochung lays there, flopped over like a doll, for an indeterminate amount of time. Eventually her mom comes in vacuuming the floor. Mom is understandably concerned by her daughter's posture and behavior.
Mom: Shaochung? What are you doing?
Shaochung: Pretending to be Terriermon.
Mom: Well, stop that and get up.
Shaochung: Pick me up.
Mom: Get up by yourself!
Shaochung: But I'm Terriermon now. Pick me up, Mom!
Mom: Mom's busy right now. Why don't you go play outside?
The phone rings before this conversation can continue. Mom takes her vacuum and runs to answer it.
Mom: Ack! Coming!
Shaochung: (bitterly, to herself) Because no one's out there. Neither Terriermon nor Oniichan!
Fuck her other siblings, I guess. Though at least Jian warrants a mention this time. The older siblings are probably too busy being teenagers to play with their baby sister.
In the dub:
Suzie: (thinking) Hm... Princess Suzie found that acting could be very boring. If only she had a captive audience.... (gasp) Here comes an adoring fan now!
(Mom comes in vacuuming)
Mom: Sweetie, what are you doing?
Suzie: I'm acting!
Mom: Uh-huh. I have an idea: Why don't you act like you're cleaning your room, Suzie?
Suzie: I am not Suzie. I am Terriermon! Terriermon does not clean rooms. He flops on the floor like this with his tushy in the air.
Mom: Well, if you're Terriermon, then I guess you won't want ice cream for dessert.
(Phone rings; Mom runs for it)
Mom: Oh, I'll get it!
Suzie: ...maybe I should go back to being Princess Suzie.
Suzie isn't as committed to this as Shaochung is.
On that note, Shaochung is clearly doing this to get attention. Once her mom notices, she pivots quickly to trying to goad Mom into playing with her. She has her heart set on a purpose, and that purpose is provoking someone into spending time with her since Jian and Terriermon aren't here to do it.
Suzie doesn't really seem to have any idea why she's doing this. She's doing it because Shaochung is and, frankly, she doesn't see the appeal.
JP Mom tells Shaochung to go play outside, which is the setup for Shaochung's bitter remark about the people she plays with being MIA.
EN Mom tells Suzie to go clean her room, which she directly claps back at. Mom then punishes Suzie for her remark by threatening to withhold dessert.
Shaochung remains in place as a new set of footsteps approaches. Jiang-yu steps out into the living room with a newspaper under his arm. He stops, confusion clear on his face, when he notices Shaochung's bizarre posture.
Jiang-yu accepts that answer and goes about his day. Or, at least, he starts to. But when Shaochung doesn't get the response she was looking for, she tries a new angle.
Shaochung: You were reading the paper in the bathroom, huh, Dad?
Jiang-yu freezes in place, dropping, the paper.
Shaochung: Mom's gonna be mad at you!
Jiang-yu turns towards his observant daughter so slowly you can hear his hinges creak.
Shaochung: ( ^ᴗ^) Play with me?
The new angle is blackmail. Shameless, unapologetic blackmail.
In the dub:
Janyu: ...I'm not even going to ask.
Suzie: Daddy?
Janyu: Yes?
Suzie: Let's go to the playground. If you take me, I won't tell Mom you got ink prints all over the bathroom sink!
(Janyu drops the paper)
Suzie: Mom would be super mad if she found out....
(Janyu slowly turns toward Suzie)
Suzie: ( ^ᴗ^) Let's go!
Suzie also blackmails Janyu, though the delivery's different. She skips the part where Shaochung tries to use her Terriermon act to get Jiang-yu's attention and gets straight to the blackmailing.
Suzie spells out the blackmail agreement in detail, while Shaochung leaves the threat implicit and builds up to her demand.
In the original, the threat is for something Jiang-yu is actively doing. He is stepping out of the bathroom with the newspaper as we speak, and that's precisely what he'll get in trouble for if Shaochung rats on him.
In the dub, Suzie threatens him over leaving ink prints on the bathroom sink, something she couldn't possibly know about unless she's referring to some sort of past incident? It's not like she can see the bathroom sink from here.
For the sake of his marital harmony, Jiang-yu takes his conniving child to the park to the play.
While Shaochung runs and plays, Yamaki approaches Jiang-yu.
Jiang-yu: Yamaki?
At the playground, Shaochung tries to balance atop a large artificial whale.
Yamaki: Sorry to bother you on your day off.
Shaochung makes her way over to play on a duck-shaped spring rider.
Yamaki: It's just that I have something I need to ask you about.
First blackmail, now Yamaki. Jiang-yu's not having a great day.
In the dub:
Janyu: Remember, kiddo, don't wander off too far.
Suzie: Is here too far? How about here? Or here?
Janyu: Daddy loves you, Sweetie, but I'll still put a leash on you if I have to.
(Suzie runs along the water's edge)
Janyu: (thinking) So young. So sweet. So totally out of my control. She's becoming more and more like her mother every day.
(Yamaki approaches)
Janyu: Huh? Yamaki?
(Suzie plays on the whale)
Yamaki: Sorry to bother you on your day off. I see you're doing, uh... father and daughter bonding stuff.
Janyu: Mhm. Is something wrong.
(Suzie plays on the spring rider)
Yamaki: Oh, no, it's just that something's been bugging me and I thought you were the best person to ask.
The dub adds both a joke and some sentimental nostalgia to fill silence.
And I guess Mrs. Wong is into blackmail. You learn something new every day.
Yamaki and Jiang-yu find a good seat on a park bench to sit, with Shaochung kicking her legs between them.
Yamaki: Sounds like Shibumi was something of a maverick even among the Wild Bunch.
Jiang-yu: We were trying to create an artificial intelligence capable of self-evolution like nothing anyone had seen before. We were all young and full of ambition, but we weren't trying to play God.
Shaochung gets off the bench to go play with some birds.
Yamaki: But he had different ideas?
Shaochung scares away the birds.
Shaochung: Bye-bye!
Jiang-yu: He questioned whether there was any meaningful difference between true lifeforms and artificial ones.
A heavenly glow overtakes Shaochung, but Jiang-yu doesn't seem to notice it. She turns and points.
Shaochung: Dad, I'm gonna go play over there!
Jiang-yu: Huh? Oh, sure. Just be careful.
Shaochung: I will!
Shaochung takes off and Jiang-yu continues.
Jiang-yu: He felt that both forms of life were equally valid.
Yamaki: Did he now?
Jiang-yu: Maybe he was right. Or maybe he wasn't.
Last episode, we heard that from the horse's mouth. Shibumi challenged Takato on why it even matters whether Digimon is a real, living creature or something artificial.
Jiang-yu's here now to clap back and assert that that's just, like, his opinion. To other people, that distinction does actually matter.
In the dub:
Janyu: Never a day off, huh?
Yamaki: It's about your friend Shibumi.
Janyu: What about him?
Yamaki: Even when you guys were young programmers working together, he never really did fit in, did he?
Janyu: It's hard to fit in anywhere when you're that brilliant, but you're right. There was something that set him apart from the rest of us. He wanted to create an artificial intelligence which could exist and eventually evolve independent of any human control.
(Suzie gets up)
Yamaki: Janyu, sounds to me like he was trying to create life itself.
Janyu: I mean, the rest of us were young and ambitious but we never wanted to play God.
(Suzie chases the birds away)
Janyu: We knew Digimon weren't real but Shibumi, he believed he could change that.
(Suzie points)
Suzie: Daddy, I wanna go play over there.
Janyu: Okay. Just make sure I can see you.
Suzie: Okayyyy!
(Suzie runs off)
Janyu: He thought digital creatures were as real as you or me.
Yamaki: That life is life....
Janyu: And after seeing them with my own eyes, I'm beginning to believe it myself.
Jiang-yu says they were all working on self-evolving AI. The difference between Shibumi and the rest of the Wild Bunch is a philosophical one; Shibumi sees their creations as living beings while the rest of the team were just trying to program a cool AI.
Janyu says that only Janyu wanted to make self-evolving AI, and that the difference between Shibumi and the rest of the Monster Makers is that Shibumi was much, much smarter than the rest of them.
There's a nuanced difference between:
-> The Wild Bunch didn't see Digimon as living creatures but Shibumi did.
-> The Monster Makers didn't see Digimon as living creatures but Shibumi thought, with his super-intelligence, that he could program hard enough that they'd become living creatures.
Where JP Shibumi has a philosophy, EN Shibumi has a goal.
Wandering around the park, Shaochung sees a blimp in the sky. She follows the blimp, which leads her to the playground's play structure.
Jiang-yu: My son had a card that contained Shibumi's code inside of it. He probably--
Before Jiang-yu can finish that thought, a distortion in reality settles over the play structure.
Jiang-yu: Ghh....
Yamaki: Lee-san, over there!
Jiang-yu: SHAOCHUNG!!!
Whatever he was about to say, it's dead in the water. Jiang-yu leaps to his feet and sprints for the playground as the distortion settles around Shaochung, looking alarmingly similar to that nebulous void the Tamers passed through when they first entered the DIgital World.
From inside, Shaochung can see the Ark passing through the void as it moves between Digital Worlds. And, through its viewing pane, she spots Terriermon.
Shaochung: Terriermon....
But the Ark passes by and continues on its way, ferrying Terriermon away from her.
Shaochung: TERRIERMON!!!
Jiang-yu: SHAOCHUNG!!!
Jiang-yu sprints up the slide to try and reach her with Yamaki behind him. But as he gets close, he loses his balance and falls backwards, knocking them both back down the slide. Shaochung levitates up into the void.
Jiang-yu: SHAOCHUNG!!!
Then the distortion disappears, taking Shaochung with it.
Jiang-yu: Is this my fault? Is it because of the research I did?
Yamaki: You saw that, didn't you? It was as if she was lured into the Digital World. Perhaps there's a reason why she had to go. Maybe she was needed because of how young she is.
Yamaki does a wild amount of off-the-cuff speculation at the end there, but something about it sounds right. Specifically, the part about Shaochung being purposefully lured in. It's as if the distortion showed her Terriermon on purpose so that she would enter the Digital World voluntarily.
This wasn't a freak accident; There's a guiding hand behind this abduction. But why?
I don't know if this means anything but counting Ryō, there were seven children in the Digital World up until this point. The same number of Chosen Children from the first Adventure. Which would make Shaochung analogous to Hikari, the Eighth Child folded in to complete the roster later in the series.
Her addition even brings us to the exact same 5 Boy / 3 Girl split that the Chosen Children had.
Maybe one of the Sacred Beasts is a fan of Adventure.
We know that the Devas are working for Suzaku. It's actually a point of contention between Tamers lore and what would later become standard Digimon lore, where three Devas serve each one of the Sacred Beasts. In Tamers, they all seem aligned with the Digimon version of Suzaku, the Vermilion Bird of the South.
It was Suzaku who showed up in support of Makuramon's abduction of Culumon and blasted Leomon, nearly killing him.
When Catsuramon made a pact with Impmon, it was the Vermilion Bird Suzaku again who we saw bestowing the form of Beelzebumon onto him. Suzaku also swiped the cursed motorcycle and gave that to Beelzebumon as well.
There's been no indication of involvement from Qinglongmon or from the Digimon equivalents to the White Tiger Byakko or Black Tortoise Genbu. Maybe they have their own ideas for how best to counter this terrifying force that the gods all fear is coming for them.
I remain skeptical that the Digital World is really supposed to be shared between series as of the time of this show's production, but that could be a way to link them. Maybe one of the other Sacred Beasts is trying to create a new set of Chosen Children out of the ragtag cast of characters present in the show, and needed an Eighth Child to complete the set.
Or it could just be the show itself copying Adventure's homework. There is something awfully Apocalymon-ish about this mysterious threat they're building up.
In the dub:
Suzie: Oooh, aeroplane! Wait for me!
(Suzie chases the blimp to the play structure)
Janyu: The card my son showed me had a strange code in it. It was Shibumi's. I'd recognize it anywhere. As for what it does-- Suzie! Honey, that's far enough.
(Distortion settles over play structure)
Yamaki: Huh? What is that?
Janyu: SUZIE!!!
(Suzie sees the Ark pass by)
Suzie: Ooh, another aeroplane.
(Suzie spots Terriermon)
Suzie: Aww, Terriermon!
(Ark ferries Terriermon away)
Suzie: TERRIERMON!!! WAIT!!!
The dub takes its first commercial break here. I guess for Suzie this is a pretty suspenseful moment. We come back to Janyu trying to climb the slide.
Janyu: SUZIE!!!
(Janyu falls, knocking down Yamaki)
Suzie: TERRIERMON!!! WAIT!!!
(Suzie's taken)
Janyu: NO!!! SUZIE!!! COME BACK!!!
(Suzie disappears)
Janyu: SUZIE!!! Is this my fault? For being a part of that stupid experiment!?
Yamaki: Don't blame yourself, Janyu. There's nothing you could have done. It's as if the Digital World was reaching out just for her.
Janyu: She's just a baby!
Yamaki: Maybe that's the reason she was chosen: Because she has the belief of a child.
Nitpick but Janyu says the card had "a strange code" in it which makes me wonder if the episode writer was thinking of something like "GBZ4454VTF" that you'd then enter into a screen to redeem for one free Digimon.
You wouldn't really spend all day programming in C++ and then go "Today, I wrote a code. I wrote a few codes, even!" It's a very minor thing but that moment made me stop and go "What."
Janyu describing the Monster Makers' Digimon project as an experiment also feels like an odd choice of words.
To fill silence, Janyu scolds Suzie for playing at the playground before he even knows she's about to be abducted.
The two Yamakis describe what just happened a little differently. JP Yamaki describes it as 誘い込む sasoikomu; She was enticed, provoked, lured in by the Digital World. It dangled Terriermon on a hook to get Shaochung to come inside.
EN Yamaki describes it as the Digital World reaching out for Suzie. It grabbed her and snatched her away. This isn't inaccurate but is less descriptive and fails to engage with the imagery of Suzie reaching for Terriermon and giving herself to the Digital World to pursue him.
JP Yamaki also speculates that the Digital World needed Shaochung because she's 幼い osanai, which means a very young child. This sets her apart not just from Jiang-yu but from the seven children already present in the Digital World.
Yamaki seems to be indicating that the force behind her abduction went out of its way to lure Shaochung in because, for whatever it needs, Takato and the others are already too old for it. It needed even younger blood than is already present in the Digital World.
Something something "My kid came up with Digimon shapes and attacks so now Digimon have an affinity for children."
Note that Shaochung is 7, one year younger than even Hikari and Takeru were in Adventure.
EN Yamaki says Suzie has the belief of a child, distinguishing her from Janyu but not from the other children in the Digital World. This does little to explain why the Digital World went out of its way to abscond with her.
As Shaochung arrives in the Digital World, she lands in a very particular part of the heavenly realm.
A prominent bit of DigiCode sticks out on the ground and I was actually curious enough to find a DigiCode translation chart. It indicates whose territory Shaochung is entering.
It spells out スーツェーモン Sūtsuēmon. スーツェー is the closest transliteration that Japanese can do for the Chinese name Zhūquē, also known as the Vermillion Bird Suzaku. It's pronounced "Zhoo-chway" which is a whole bunch of sounds that do not exist in the Katakana lettering system.
I don't know why they decided to go with the Chinese names for the Four Sacred Beasts instead of their Japanese names. This could very easily have just been Suzakumon.
Nonetheless, we are in the territory of the Digimon God Zhūquēmon now. The belly of the beast.
Also, for some reason, Zhūquēmon is officially translated as "Zhuqiaomon" even though, to my knowledge, Zhūquē/Suzaku has never gone by that name. Weird.
Appearing in the Digital World, Shaochung is dropped directly onto Zhūquēmon's nameplate, landing on her butt.
Shaochung: Ow! Owie ow....
Shaochung stands up, taking a look at her surroundings.
Shaochung: Where am I? (gasp) Is that Moon-sama?
Looking up, she spots the Real World sphere hanging in the sky.
Shaochung: It's so pretty!
Hahaha adorable can we please get her out of Zhūquēmon's territory before she's violently murdered.
In the dub:
Suzie: Ack! Hello? Terriermon...?
(Suzie gets up and looks around)
Suzie: So pretty!
(Real World sphere)
Suzie: Hello, moon! Ahhh....
Shaochung's a bit more bothered by being dropped on her butt but this is otherwise the same.
While Shaochung's staring up at the moon, a Bakumon suddenly makes a run for it from behind one of the rocks.
With one last "BAKU!!!", Bakumon dives under a rock. Shaochung tries to follow but can't squeeze inside, causing her to lose her quarry.
Shaochung: Heeheehee... They got away.
If you're wondering, yes, this is an onomatopoeia joke. バクバク Bakubaku is the sound of a heart frantically thumping in response to a nervous or excited stimulus.
The dub obviously can't make this pun work so Tapirmon just makes heavy breathing sounds while fleeing.
(Tapirmon flees)
Suzie: Huh? Maybe he knows where Terriermon is. Yeah!
(Suzie gives chase)
Suzie: HEY!!! WAIT!!! COME BACK!!!
(Tapirmon hides under rock)
Suzie: Where'd you go!? Hm... Ah, that was fun!
The dub gives Suzie a tangible reason for pursuing Tapirmon. Shaochung's just doing it for fun. The sight of a fleeing Digimon activated her predator instincts.
Shaochung wipes her face to get the dust off. When she looks up, she sees DigiGnomes nearby.
The DigiGnomes take off into the air.
Shaochung: They're flying!
Shaochung tries to chase them now.
Shaochung: HEY!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!
But she tires out and loses their trail.
Considering what we now know about DigiGnomes, I wonder if they're the ones who brought her over? They seem to be leading her somewhere now.
There's a very real possibility that the DigiGnomes are conspiring with the Mokumon.
In the dub:
Suzie: You and your friends look like faeries!
(DigiGnomes take off into the air)
Suzie: Or a really big firefly!
(Suzie chases the DigiGnomes)
Suzie: WAIT!!! HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN MY FRIEND TERRIERMON??? Why does everybody run away from me? I'm nice!
(Suzie tires out)
Suzie: Oh... I wish I could fly too. My foots hurt.
Suzie again is keeping her eye on the prize and trying to find Terriermon, while Shaochung keeps getting distracted and running off to have fun.
Overheated from the chase, Shaochung takes off her jacket and tosses it onto a nearby rock. Or, at least, what she thinks is a rock.
Shaochung: Too hot!
From behind the rock, something gets its face tangled up in the coat.
Digimon: Kiwi! Kiwi! KIWIIIII!!!
Kiwimon staggers around with the coat stuck on their face, struggling against it and forcing Shaochung to start chasing them now. This time for an actual reason.
Kiwimon: Kiwi! Kiwi!
Kiwimon finally frees themselves by ripping the coat to shreds.
Kiwimon: Kiwi! Kiwi! Kiwi!
Shaochung: Hold on, Bird-san! What are you going to do about my coat!?
Kiwimon: KIWI!!!
Kiwimon fires their Little Pecker at Shaochung. It hits the ground in front of her, but the ensuing explosion takes her by surprise and knocks her off her feet.
Shaochung: What are you doing!? You shouldn't bully kids who are smaller than you!
Kiwimon: (triumphant) KIIIIWIIII!!!
Letting out one last victorious trill, Kiwimon races off into the distance.
None of the Digimon here seem particularly eager to converse in human language. I suppose that makes sense, this being the realm of the gods and all.
In the dub, Kiwimon makes bird squawks and warbling sounds, which isn't too different from the trilling kiwi nomises in the original.
(Kiwimon staggers around with coat on their face)
Suzie: Come back with my coat!
(Suzie chases; Kiwimon destroys coat)
Suzie: Oh no! Bad birdie! You're going to be in big trouble when my Mommy finds out!
(Kiwimon shoots Pummel Peck at her)
Suzie: That's not very nice at all! You're supposed to say sorry, not throw things that go boom!
(Kiwimon trills triumphantly and runs)
Suzie: ( ._.) I wanna go home....
Shaochung demands that Kiwimon compensate her for her destroyed coat, which provokes Kiwimon's attack. Suzie provokes Kiwimon by threatening them with parental retaliation.
Suzie's ready to call it quits at this point. Too bad for her, we're just getting started.
As the Real World hangs high in the sky, Shaochung continues looking around. A group of dust packets comes over a hill ahead of her, meandering her way.
Shaochung: What are those? They're so pretty!
As they pass her, she reaches out and touches one. It zaps her with electricity.
Shaochung: Ow! That hurt!
The dust packets continue on their way, leaving Shaochung alone again. This latest bad experience takes another toll on her, and she starts to cry.
In the dub:
Suzie: Henry... Terriermon... Where are you?
(Old data packets crest the hill)
Suzie: Huh? What are those? They're so pink and pretty!
(Suzie gets zapped)
Suzie: Ack! Ow! OW!!! That hurts! Everyone here is mean or trying to give me boo-boos. I don't like this place.
Suzie spells out why she's about to start crying.
After this last bad experience, Shaochung begins to cry. Weeping, she screams into the void.
Shaochung: TERRIERMON!!! ONIICHAN!!!
In the Ark, Terriermon picks up her voice.
Terriermon: Huh? Shaochung!?
Jianliang: What's that, Terriermon?
Terriermon: I heard Shaochung's voice.
Takato: Wha--?
Jianliang: That's not possible.
Terriermon: I'm sure of it! Shaochung is somewhere close by.
Before this conversation can continue, the Ark is rocked by turbulence. It continues on its way down the water pipe.
In the dub:
Suzie: Henry... TERRIERMOOOOOON!!!
(Suzie's voice carries to the Ark)
Terriermon: Ah! That was Suzie!
Henry: Wait a minute, what did you say?
Terriermon: I just heard Suzie's voice!
Takato: Huh?
Henry: Are you sure?
Terriermon: Would these ears lie? She's close too!
Henry: We have to get to her--
(Turbulence)
Takato: What's happening!?
Terriermon: Don't look at me! I didn't touch anything!
Bit of extra dialogue at the end but otherwise the same.
in the heavenly realm, Shaochung's bad day gets worse when she trips over a rock and faceplants into a biome shoft. She lands hard on black tiles.
As she starts to pick herself up, she sees a bright red light beyond the tiles and hears the sound of rushing water.
Shaochung: Water!
Shaochung gets up quickly and runs for the water only to nearly throw herself into a ravine separating the tiles from the lake ahead. Shaochung nearly falls in, but manages to recover and back away from the edge.
Shaochung: (breathing heavily) I thought I was going to fall!
I wonder what happens if you do fall in? I assume it takes you to another world. Maybe it drops you in the big water blob with Shibumi.
That'd be awkward. Jian and Shaochung end up do-si-doing while trying to find each other.
In the dub:
(Suzie trips)
Suzie: Now where am I...?
(Red light in the distance)
Suzie: Lost, that's where! Daddy's going to be so mad. ...water!
(Suzie gets up and runs forward)
Suzie: Maybe it's a river!
(Suzie runs for the water)
Suzie: At camp, they said that if you get lost, follow the river and you'll find other people who can help you get home and give you hot chocolate!
(Suzie almost falls over the edge)
Suzie: (breathing heavily) No help or hot chocolate there! Stinky no-good waterfall! Where am I...?
The dub's waterfall is quieter than the original's, only becoming audible when Suzie's approaching and about to fall in. Shaochung can hear the waterfall all the way over from where she tripped.
Suzie, as previously noted, has given up on finding Terriermon and just wants to go home now. She narrates a whole rationale for why water would be useful in that endeavor. Shaochung goes for the water just because it's water, and water is good.
...do they teach children to follow rivers if they get lost? I remember being taught to stay where you are and wait for an adult to come rescue you.
It is sound advice when lost in the wilderness. Water is a very important natural resource and so civilization tends to crop up around rivers. Follow the river and you can be sure to run into man-made architecture.
But for littler kids, I can also see the argument against telling them to go get themselves further lost trying to help themselves. Generally, if a young child is deep in the wilderness, there is an expectation that a responsible adult is somewhere nearby and probably looking for them.
In the distance, Shaochung notices an ominously familiar structure. It's the large shell and bridge we briefly saw when Culumon was first brought here, confirming that this is the place that made me ask, "Is this Cocytus?"
Shaochung: What's that?
Shaochung walks to the gate in front of the bridge leading across. In front of it is an ominously familiar face: Andiramon, our old "friend" from Hurricane Touchdown and the very last of the Devas to be introduced.
Shaochung: A huge bunny!
We go to commercial here on this unusual meeting.
Andiramon has been slightly redesigned for the series, which is curious. Officially, this redesign is responsible for Andiramon being split into two technically separate but only slightly different Digimon, both of whom evolve from Lopmon.
In the Digimon Reference Guide, the Andiramon from Hurricane Touchdown is considered the base Andiramon while this one is "Andiramon (Deva)". Though, curiously, Andiramon (Deva)'s entry is listed as "Andiramon" while HT Andiramon's is "Andiramon_2".
In the video games and such, they're often split out as Andiramon (Evil) and Andiramon (Good) respectively.
It's a weird schism and I'm not really sure why it exists. Like. I understand why they redesigned Rapidmon for Terriermon's Perfect evolution instead of using the one from the movie. The one from the movie is an Armor Evolution. I complained before about the laziness of just using Rapidmon again and painting him green, but at least it makes sense that he's not literally just Rapidmon, exactly as-is.
But why redesign Andiramon?
The Devas as a whole were created for Tamers, but they had to have known when they created Andiramon, when they named Andiramon after Andira of the Twelve Heavenly Generals, that they were going to do a Twelve Heavenly Generals set of Digimon, right?
It's odd.
Maybe they didn't know they wanted a specific color scheme. Devas all have white, purple, gold, and red somewhere in their design, but the original Andiramon didn't. Maybe that's why they redesigned them: To get the colors right.
Whatever the reasoning, it would also result in the creation of Turuiemon as an Adult-level Lopmon evolution to step up into this Andiramon, while the other Andiramon keeps Wendimon for themselves.
Turuiemon will not appear in this show but was nonetheless created around now, showing up in the D-Ark Ultimate Edition V-Pet and the TCG just one month after this episode debuted. So it's likely that they were created for the show, but just never found a good time to appear.
In the dub:
Suzie: Hey, what's that?
(Bridge)
Suzie: Wow! Mommy would make me take a ten-year time-out if I went on that bridge! I wonder where it goes? (gasp) And is that a... a bunny!?
(Suzie approaches Antylamon)
Suzie: Um... hello....
(Antylamon looks down at Suzie)
Suzie: You are a bunny! You're bigger than a parade balloon, did you know that? You must be the biggest bunny in the universe! So, wanna be friends?
The dub also takes its second commercial break here.
The original is quiet, letting the eerieness of this meeting settle over the audience. Shaochung is in the realm of Zhūquēmon, right on the edge of what seems to be the Gods' turf, and is now face-to-face with a Deva. And she has absolutely no idea how dangerous this is for her. But the Deva does not appear hostile just yet, and there's no way to know what to expect.
The feeling as we go to commercial is a tense anticipation. This is about to go either really bad or really good for Shaochung.
In the dub, there's no time to really dwell on the ominous vibe of this place, of what we know about this place, or on Antylamon because Suzie's cracking jokes all over it, pulling attention away from the visuals and instead keeping it focused on herself. This domain and its guardian are taken simply as an opportunity for Suzie to express herself.
Following the commercial break, we come back to Shaochung and Andiramon.
Shaochung: Whoa... A huge bunny.
Andiramon: ....
Shaochung: Ehehehe! That's amazing! I've never seen such a gigantic bunny before! Ahahahahahaha! Hello!
Andiramon: ....
Shaochung: Hello! Can you hear me?
Andiramon silently nods.
Shaochung: You can understand me? You're so smart!
Andiramon: You may not proceed beyond this point. Go home at once.
Shaochung: Go home? How?
Up to this point, Andiramon has been largely motionless. But that question causes them to withdraw a little, as though they weren't really prepared for that.
Shaochung: And how did I get here?
Andiramon: ....
Shaochung: Having to look up so much to talk to you is making me really tired. Squat down!
Andiramon complies, bending over a bit.
Shaochung: More!
Andiramon squats all the way down on their haunches.
Shaochung: Heee....
This is going surprisingly well. Not sure if Andiramon got the memo that we were at war recently and that several humans are invading the Digital World as we speak, because they are being way too pleasant.
In the dub, Suzie brings us back in by sharing a pretty cute personal anecdote.
Suzie: Hey, you know what? I can't have a bunny 'cause Daddy says bunnies get scared to death by cats and there are too many cats in the building!
(Suzie stares up at Antylamon)
Suzie: Whoa... But you wouldn't be scared, would you? I mean, you're bigger than a thousand cats put together.
Antylamon: ....
Suzie: You're very tall. You must take a lot of vitamins.
Antylamon: ....
Suzie: Ehehehe! I'm so excited! You're the biggest bunny I've ever seen! Ahaha! Ahaha! How do you do?
Antylamon: ....
Suzie: Well? Can you hear me up there?
(Antylamon nods)
Antylamon: Mhm.
Suzie: You're very smart. Can you speak? Bet you can!
Antylamon: I'm afraid you cannot stay here, little human. You must go home.
Suzie: I want to but how can I?
(Antylamon flinches)
Suzie: Nobody wants to help me.
Antylamon: ....
Suzie: It's kinda hard to talk looking up all the time. Could you bend down? Please?
(Antylamon bends down)
Suzie: More, please!
(Antylamon squats)
Suzie: Ahhh, hehehe....
The "Go home!" "How?" exchange here is probably why the dub decided to have Suzie give up on Terriermon and start trying to get home earlier. Suzie's been genuinely trying and doesn't know the way, while Shaochung's response is more of an "Uh, whatever, LOL" before blowing past the question and continuing to verbally steamroll Andiramon.
Once Andiramon squats, Shaochung squats down as well.
Shaochung: So, where are we?
Andiramon: This is the domain of the Four Sacred Beasts.
Shaochung: And what's your name, Bunny-san?
Andiramon: I am Andiramon, guardian of the Four Sacred Beasts.
Shaochung: Oh, so you're a -mon too, Bunny-san!
Andiramon: ...
Andiramon cocks their head to the side, a little confused by that remark.
Shaochung: Ehehe... Just like Terriermon. I'm Shaochung!
Shaochung flops forward and lays flat on her stomach.
Shaochung: This is what Terriermon does.
Nothing could have prepared Andiramon for the conversation they were about to have today.
In the dub:
Suzie: So, where are we?
Antylamon: This is the land of the four Digimon Sovereigns.
Suzie: (gasp) Are you a Digimon Sovereign?
Antylamon: I am Antylamon. I protect the Digimon Sovereign.
Suzie: Pleased to meet you, Antylamon!
(Antylamon cocks their head to the side)
Suzie: I'm Suzie! Ahaha... I'm looking for Terriermon. He looks a lot like this.
(Suzie lies flat)
Antylamon: Umm... Is he sick?
Suzie: No, silly.
The dub drops the cute "So you're a -mon too!" remark. They also do nothing with Usagi-san. Honorifics can be difficult to work with sometimes but in this case, they could easily have had Suzie calling Antylamon something like "Mr./Ms. Bun-Bun" or such.
Shaochung picks herself back up.
Shaochung: Oh, hey! You should help me look for Terriermon!
Andiramon: I have a duty to protect the Southern Gate.
Shaochung: (whining) Help me seeeeeearch!
Andiramon: I have a duty to--
Shaochung interrupts Andiramon, flopping backwards onto her back and then flailing her limbs for a tantrum.
Shaochung: NO FAIR!!! I WANT TERRIERMON!!! WHERE'S TERRIERMON!?!?
She abruptly stops her performative tantrum and opens her eyes, looking up at Andiramon.
Shaochung: Come with me?
Andiramon: (sigh)
Shaochung blackmailed her dad earlier and now she's threatening Andiramon with a nuclear tantrum to twist their arm into helping her. This was just a taste of her full power.
She's going to be terrifying when she grows up.
Incidentally, the South gate is yet another reference to the Devas serving Zhūquēmon specifically. Zhūquē is the southern god of the Four Symbols.
...you know, the funny thing is, finding Terriermon is actually one of the Devas' jobs. Or, at least, it would be if Catsuramon hadn't offloaded it onto Beelzebumon instead.
In the dub:
Suzie: Want to help me look for him? Do ya?
Antylamon: Hm? That's impossible. I must guard the south gate.
Suzie: Pretty please?
Antylamon: I can't leave my post. I have to--
(Tantrum)
Suzie: BUT I WANT TO SEE TERRIERMON!!! IF YOU DON'T HELP, I'LL HOLD MY BREATH 'TIL I FAINT!!!
(Tantrum stops abruptly)
Suzie: Please?
Antylamon: (sigh)
Suzie opts for a more overt threat, albeit one still in the realm of "I will childishly irritate you until you comply."
We cut briefly to the DigiGnomes coming back and when we return, Shaochung has somehow convinced Andiramon to let her sit on their head while they stand up to their full height.
Shaochung: Ahaha! THIS IS AMAZING!!! AHAHAHA!!! SO COOL!!!
The DigiGnomes pass nearby. Shaochung looks up and sees them.
Shaochung: YAHOO!!!
Andiramon: You will come down off of my head.
Shaochung: No!
Andiramon resorts to force, tossing their head foreward and using the momentum to throw Shaochung off. They catch her in their hands as she falls, but she goes still. Her body lays limp in Andiramon's hands, unmoving.
After a moment, Andiramon lifts her closer to their face to take a closer look. They poke her in the belly with one finger and--
Shaochung: (eyes snap open) That was fun! That was so much fun. Do it again?
Andiramon shakes their head.
Shaochung: Killjoy.
In the wake of Shaochung's insult, Andiramon silently raises her back up onto their head.
She has this Deva wrapped around her finger. Considering the DigiGnomes' involvement, I wonder if this was their intention in luring her this way? And possibly in bringing her here to begin with, if they were the ones that did that?
In the dub:
Antylamon: Just no pulling on the ears.
Suzie: I promise! I promise!
Antylamon: Alright, hold on.
(Antylamon stands up)
Suzie: Ahahaha ahahaha ahahahahaha! This is fun! Hahaha!
(DigiGnomes pass by)
Suzie: Oooh! Hello again, fireflies!
Antylamon: Alright, kid. Playtime's over. Come on, you need to get off my head.
Suzie: No!
(Antylamon tosses Suzie and catches her)
Antylamon: ...hey, kid? You alright?
Suzie: ....
Antylamon: Come on, this isn't funny.
(Antylamon pokes Suzie)
Antylamon: Say something!
Suzie: (eyes snap open) That was fun! Can we do it again? Huh? Please? Can we can we, huh?
(Antylamon shakes head)
Antylamon: Mm-mm.
Suzie: Meanie!
Antylamon: ...fine.
(Antylamon returns Suzie to their head)
The dub adds a bit of dialogue to explain what's going through Antylamon's head after Suzie stops moving.
The DigiGnomes swoop around and start moving.
Shaochung: We're heading out!
With Shaochung on their head, Andiramon sets off in the same direction the DigiGnomes show them. All the while, Shaochung sings nothing in particular.
Shaochung: La la la-la! La la LA! La la la-la! LA la LA! Ahahahahaha! La la la-la la la, la la la-la! Ahahahahahaha!
No idea where they're going but the DigiGnomes seem to have something in mind.
In the dub:
Suzie: BUNNY FORWARD!!!
Antylamon: Don't push your luck, kid.
(Antylamon starts walking)
Suzie: Ahahahahahaha ahahaha ahahaha ahahahahahahahaha ahahaha ahahahahaha! This is so much fun! I COULD STAY HERE FOREVER!!!
Antylamon: Don't get carried away.
Shaochung's singing is replaced by Suzie laughing. Antylamon gets a couple extra lines.
There's an interesting parallel in how the dub's characterizing Antylamon versus Andiramon with the way the two versions characterized Renamon.
Like Renamon, the Japanese version of the character is stoic and hard to read. Andiramon doesn't say much, conveying a lot simply through action.
While the dub's Antylamon is much more personable and even a little sassy, though not to the same extent as the dub's Renamon.
Still in water transit, the Ark continues on its way.
Takato: The ship changed course. But why?
Jianliang: I don't know. Could it be that it detects the intentions of its passengers?
Terriermon: So then if we want to meet back up with Shaochung, it will take us to wherever she is?
Jianliang: Well...
Takato: You really think she's close by?
Terriermon: Without a doubt! We have to reach her as soon as possible. Shaochung is probably bawling her eyes out right now!
This, it seems, was the cause of that turbulence they ran into earlier. That was the Ark abruptly changing course because the passengers' desires changed. Once they realized Shaochung was here, its course was redirected to find her.
So... I guess we don't know for sure that it was taking them to the gods' realm. We'll never know what the original destination was, which means it was probably actually whisking them off to the desert world like they wanted. Now they're going up to the Gods' realm because that's where Shaochung is.
In the dub:
Takato: Hey, this boat is totally going in a different direction ever since Terriermon heard Suzie! But why?
Henry: I wonder if it changes direction depending on where we want to go?
Terriermon: Cool! Then since we want to see Suzie, all we have to do is wish for it and this thing will take us to her!
Henry: I guess....
Takato: Yeah, but are you sure she's in the Digital World?
Terriermon: Positive! And we'd better find her soon. I bet she's crying her little heart out....
This is perfect. No notes.
Terriermon's last line is setup for an irony cut, as we find Shaochung laughing it up while riding Andiramon.
Shaochung: Ahahaha ahaha ahahaha! This feels great! This is really nice....
The DigiGnomes pass them by and speed on ahead, but Andiramon stops.
Andiramon: The one you call Terriermon is nowhere to be found.
Shaochung: Hey, start running.
Andiramon: I have to get back.
Andiramon turns away to return to the Southern Gate, but Shaochung yanks violently on their ears.
Shaochung: NO!!! (half-crying whining) Do it now....
That's all it takes. Andiramon turns towards where the DigiGnomes disappeared and takes off at full sprint, quickly passing them while Shaochung hangs onto their ears for dear life.
Shaochung: Ahahahahaha! So fast! Awesome! Ahahahahaha!
Andiramon speeds downhill until finally Shaochung gives the command.
Shaochung: Stop!
Andiramon screeches to a halt so fast, they almost throw Shaochung off.
Shaochung: You're so fast, Andiramon!
100% she has this Deva wrapped around her finger. Andiramon belongs to Shaochung now.
In the dub:
Suzie: Ahahaha ahaha ahahaha! This is great!
(DigiGnomes go on ahead)
Suzie: Hey! Hey, hey, can you run after them?
Antylamon: Sorry, kid, but I don't see your friend Terriermon anywhere. We should head back.
Suzie: But I don't wanna!
Antylamon: Yeah, I know.
They don't censor out Shaochung yanking violently on Andiramon's ears, but they do downplay it. There's no dialogue here. Instead, Suzie gives out nervous vocalizations like she's trembling with worry; I think they're trying to suggest that she almost fell off, rather than that she's pulling Antylamon's ears in a retaliatory fit.
So where Shaochung screams "DAME!!!" while violently yanking, Suzie doesn't speak again until the next shot, zoomed back out.
Suzie: I want you to run!
Antylamon: Alright, you asked for it.
(Antylamon takes off running)
Suzie: WHOOO!!! Hahaha! I'M FLYING!!! Ahahaha! Faster, Antylamon! FASTER!!! WOOHOO!!!
(Antylamon keeps running, then screeches to a stop)
Suzie: AHHHHHHH!!! Hahaha! Antylamon, that was cool!
Apart from the downplaying of Shaochung's violent response, the only notable here is that Shaochung's the one who tells Andiramon to stop. Antylamon stops of their own accord.
Once Shaochung has her bearings, she has another game in mind.
Shaochung: Next, I want you to hop!
Andiramon delivers, bounding across the landscape.
Andiramon completes one final jump and lands hard, breathing heavily.
Shaochung: Are you tired? Should we take a break?
You have been working this poor Deva to the bone, Shaochung. A break would probably be nice right about now.
In the dub:
Suzie: Hey, can you do anything else?
Antylamon: Ehehehehe.... Trust me, you ain't seen nothin' yet!
(Antylamon starts jumping)
Suzie: WOOHOOOOOO!!! This is bad as a bunny! (???) Higher! HIGHER!!! I want to touch the MOOOOOON!!! YAYYYYY!!!
(Antylamon lands)
Suzie: Antylamon, are you okay? I'm sorry. Did I wear you out?
Suzie has a line here that's really hard to make out through the Little Kid Lisp her actress is doing. I have zero confidence that I got it right. I found a transcript that has "This is better than a party" but I'm pretty sure she says "bunny" at the end. IDK.
Suzie's not alone, I should note; It's hard to make out some of the things Shaochung says during this whole Andiramon riding sequence too.
A shot of the Real World sphere in the sky conveys the passage of time, and we come back to Andiramon and Shaochung laying on the ground.
Shaochung: Can we go now? I'm thirsty. I'm getting hungry too.
A loud stomach grumble emanates from Andiramon.
Shaochung: You too, Andiramon?
Andiramon nods weakly.
Shaochung: I'll go find us something to eat! You wait right here.
Shaochung runs off to go forage. As soon as she's gone, Andiramon stands up. They watch Shaochung retreat into the distance for a moment, then pivot on their heel and walk away.
It was a well-executed trick. Andiramon baited Shaochung into leaving them alone so they could get up and go back to the Southern Gate without having to face the wrath of her tantrums.
Before we go forward, I want to note that it's interesting how quickly and easily Shaochung's been growing on Andiramon. It pays off what Dolphin was saying earlier about Digimon having a particular fondness for children.
In the presence of a little girl like Shaochung and outside of a context that warrants immediate hostility, Andiramon can't help themself but to become a little invested. Even though they know they shouldn't. They've violated their sacred duty by leaving the Southern Gate unattended for her, and even they're not really sure why.
Is this why the Digital World needed Shaochung? Because she could pluck the heartstrings of a Deva in a way the Tamers, their sworn enemies, could not?
In the dub:
Suzie: I like chocolate bunnies and jelly bean bunnies, oh, and choco bunnies full of jelly beans! ...that's funny. All of a sudden, I'm kinda hungry.
(Antylamon's stomach grumbles)
Suzie: Uh-oh. You're hungry too, huh?
(Antylamon nods weakly)
Antylamon: Heh, apparently....
Suzie: You stay right there. I'll go look for something to eat, okay?
(Suzie runs off)
Antylamon: Hm? Okay.
(Antylamon stands up)
Antylamon: Heh. Cute kid. (fondly) Goodbye, Suzie.
(Antylamon leaves)
The dub takes its third commercial break here.
Suzie doesn't get as impatient as Shaochung because she found a way to entertain herself during the break.
Accounting for the more talkative Antylamon, this is a really good interpretation of the scene. They didn't miss the sound effect on Antylamon's stomach gurgling and they understood the context behind Andiramon getting up and leaving just now.
Even Antylamon's "Hm? Okay!" is delivered a bit cheekily, like they're just humoring Suzie to get her out of the way. Because they are.
While Shaochung goes in search of food, another Deva is brooding in the southern lands.
Makuramon: Huh?
Makuramon spots Shaochung walking around and stands up.
Makuramon: Is that a human child I see? I may have let the bearer of evolution's radiance slip my grasp, but if I offer up that child to my God....
Makuramon pounces towards Shaochung.
Shaochung: Oh! Monkey-san!
Makuramon flinches at the overly familiar way she's addressing him.
Makuramon: You're coming with me!
Shaochung: No!
Makuramon grabs Shaochung. She kicks and struggles, but he manages to hoist her over his shoulder.
Shaochung: No! You stupid monkey! Stop! Stop it!
Makuramon: Be quiet!
Shaochung: STOP IT!!! LET ME GO!!! STOP IIIIIIT!!!
Shaochung's screaming manages to reach both the boys up in the Ark and Andiramon. Everyone hears her this time.
Andiramon chases after that voice while Makuramon carts off his prize. Shaochung's still vocally resisting but her voice is weaker now.
Makuramon: My God will surely be pleased with me.
Shaochung: No, stop it, let me go....
Overhead, Andiramon bounds over Makuramon, landing in his path.
Andiramon: Release the girl!
Makuramon: I can't do that!
Shaochung: No, stop! Let go!
The wriggling Shaochung almost gets free of Makuramon, but he grabs her from behind around the waist, holding her up in front of him.
Makuramon: This girl is coming with me!
Andiramon: ....
Makuramon: Your only responsibility is to stand guard over the Southern Gate!
Shaochung bites Makuramon's hand, forcing him to let go. She escapes his grasp before he can recover and runs for it.
Makuramon: WAIT!!!
Makuramon tries to chase her but as he does, the Ark enters this world and crashes lands between them. The Ark disintegrates into gigantic pixles as it collides with the ground.
Shaochung, very confused about what's happening, starts to watch the Ark's crash. Right up until Makuramon goes for her again, at which point she starts running and crying.
Makuramon makes another pounce. Andiramon intervenes, smacking Makuramon back away from Shaochung.
Nearby, Takato, Jian, and Terriermon are still recovering from the crash.
Takato: Ow ow ow....
Jianliang: Where are we?
Terriermon: Ack! Shaochung!
Terriermon pulls everyone's attention to where Andiramon stands between Shaochung and a furious Makuramon.
Makuramon: Y-You arrogant little... How dare you attack your own brethren!
Terriermon: SHAOCHUNG!!!
Shaochung: TERRIERMON!!!
Forgetting the peril she's in, Shaochung leaves the safety behind Andiramon and runs for Terriermon. Makuramon bounds into her path but before he can grab her, Andiramon closes distance. Makuramon backs off, drawing a crystal orb in the process: Makuramon's Holy Weapon.
Makuramon: Stay out of my way!
Hurling his shotput, Makuramon scores a direct hit between Andiramon's eyes, knocking them flat on their back. Shaochung turns, coming to Andiramon's aid.
Shaochung: Ah! Andiramon! Are you okay?
Andiramon: ....
Shaochung: You'll be okay. It won't hurt for long.
Moving fast, Andiramon suddenly pushes Shaochung out of the way and gets up before Makuramon's crystal ball hits the ground where they'd been.
Makuramon withdraws his crystal ball, then sets it ablaze and throws it again. Andiramon twists in the air so the ball passes them. As it rises, it arcs in the air, coming back around.
Andiramon morphs their hands into a pair of axes. That's Andiramon's Holy Weapon. They dodge the incoming fire stream, then bisect its flame trail, dispersing it. Then they turn aggressively towards Makuramon.
Makuramon: I'm going to report you as a traitor!
Makuramon vanishes. As soon as he's gone, Andiramon reverts their axeblades. Nearby, Jian is trying to scan Andiramon.
Jianliang: I can't get data on that Digimon. And the Rabbit is the only Zodiac animal left....
Takato: Then, does that mean they're a Deva!?
Shaochung runs to Andiramon to celebrate their victory.
Shaochung: Andiramon! You're so strong!
Jianliang: Shaochung! Get away from them! They're dangerous!
Takato, Jian, and Terriermon hurry to reach Shaochung, but Shaochung doesn't understand what Jian's talking about. She looks up at Andiramon again and then it happens. A glowing sphere manifests in the air, sinking slowly into Shaochung's hands. The light fades, revealign a pink Digivice.
Takato: It can't be....
Jianliang: Shaochung's a Tamer? And for a Deva!?
Shaochung: What's this thing?
Eat it, Kenta! Jian's baby sister became a Tamer before you! Maybe this wouldn't happen if you respected women more!
It's a shame that there's no Insert Song for this episode. None of the usual songs play during this fight, and they didn't have any new songs for Shaochung and Andiramon's bonding either.
In the dub:
Makuramon: (thinking) I can't believe I lost that little rodent! The bosses aren't gonna like this... I need to fix this quick!
Makuramon: Macaw?
(Makuramon sees Suzie)
Makuramon: What do we have here? I spy with my little eye a teensy human child. The Digimon Sovereign might have a use for her. She could be my one-way ticket out of trouble!
The dub seems a little confused by what Makuramon means about Culumon escaping from him. He makes it sound like Calumon is still missing and the Sovereign is not yet aware, but Calumon is currently in a floating cage over in the gods' territory beyond the Southern Gate.
The vibe of wanting to make up for his mistakes is correct but I'm pretty sure "the bosses" are already well-informed.
(Makuramon pounces)
Suzie: (gasp) A monkey!
(Makuramon flinches)
Makuramon: You're coming with me!
(Makuramon picks up Suzie)
Suzie: AHHHHHH!!! AHHH!!! AHHHHHHH!!!
Makuramon: Stop kicking and keep still, you little brat!
(Antylamon hears)
Suzie: (distant) LET ME GO!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!
Antylamon: Suzie!
(Boys on the Ark hear)
Suzie: HELP!!!
(Antylamon moves to intercept)
Makuramon: I will eat my pointy hat if I don't get a golden banana for this!
(Antylamon lands in front of Makuramon)
Antylamon: Let her go!
Makuramon: Antylamon!?
(Suzie struggles and almost gets away; Makuramon grabs her around the waist.)
Makuramon: Mind your own business, Rabbit! The kid is mine!
Antylamon: (thinking) He's right. What am I doing?
Makuramon: Go back to guarding the South Gate like you're supposed to!
(Suzie bites Makuramon and runs; Ark crashes and disintegrates)
Suzie: WHAT'S GOING OOOOOON!?!?
When Antylamon stops Makuramon from pouncing on Suzie, their slap is censored with a white flash.
Takato: That was fun....
Henry: No kidding. Where are we?
Terriermon: There's Suzie!
(Antylamon protects Suzie)
Makuramon: What's the meaning of this!? You're gonna be in BIG TROUBLE, my friend!
Terriermon: SUZIE!!!
Suzie: Oh! TERRIERMON!!!
(Makuramon tries to intercept; Antylamon chases him off)
Makuramon: You'll pay! PRIMAL ORB!!!
Another white flash hits when the orb connects between Antylamon's eyes.
Suzie: Antylamon! Are you okay?
Antylamon: ....
Suzie: Please be. Please be okay.
(Antylamon pushes Suzie away to escape a second attack)
Makuramon: GYAAAAAUGH!!!
(Makuramon throws the flame ball)
Antylamon: That does it! BUNNY BLADES!!!
(Antylamon severs the flame stream)
Makuramon: Gah! Traitor! You'll rue the day you crossed me; I can promise you that!
(Makuramon vanishes)
Makuramon calls throwing the orb as Primal Orb. Antylamon calls their axes as Bunny Blades. But the fireball variant of Primal Orb goes unnamed.
None of these have names in the original.
JP Makuramon says he's leaving to go report Andiramon's treachery. He's going off to tell Zhūquēmon all about what just happened, which is going to have very imminent consequences for Andiramon.
EN Makuramon says nothing of the sort, and simply swears generic Supervillain Vengeance.
Henry: I-I can't get any data on that Digimon. Let's see... The only Deva that's left is the Rabbit so... ACK!!!
Takato: A DEVA!?!? We gotta get Suzie out of there now!
(Suzie approaches Antylamon)
Suzie: You look great! Really!
Henry: Suzie, no! Get away from there! It's dangerous!
(Suzie looks up)
Suzie: Hm? Silly Henry. What's he talking about?
(Glowing light appears and descends into Suzie's hands)
Henry: Huh? Wait a minute... This can't be happening!
Suzie: What a pretty ball!
(Light recedes into Digivice)
Suzie: Wow!
Takato: Unreal....
Henry: Suzie's a Tamer!? To a Deva!?
Suzie: What is this?
I love Henry's little "ACK" when he realizes what Antylamon is.
A couple lines are added to the glowball's descent into Suzie's hands. Notably, Henry's seen this happen enough by now to recognize a manifesting Digivice before it's revealed.
While Suzie's still studying her Digivice, a bolt of red energy fires off from the horizon. The north horizon, where the gods' territory lies.
A ray of red energy strikes and consumes Andiramon. It takes several seconds but, in time, their evolution is stripped from them. They're reduced to Lopmon.
Terriermon: HUHHHH!?!?
Lopmon: I think I've been relieved of my duties.
This is the imminent consequences I was talking to. Makuramon took off to tell Zhūquēmon and in response, Zhūquēmon revoked Andiramon's evolution.
The Devas have been quite clear about the fact that their evolutions were bestowed on them by God. These are not their natural forms; They were given the forms of the Twelve Heavenly Generals so they may serve Zhūquēmon, just as Beelzebumon was.
And it seems that what God giveth, God can also taketh away. I'd been wondering about this; If Beelzebumon doesn't honor his end of the pact, if he doesn't hunt the Tamers like he's supposed to, can Zhūquēmon revoke his form and push him back to Impmon? It seems the answer is yes.
In the dub:
(Beam hits Antylamon)
Suzie: No! What's happening to you!?
Henry: I think we're in for another surprise!
(Antylamon is reduced to Lopmon)
Terriermon: GYUUUGH!?!?
Lopmon: Boy, did that feel weird!
Like Makuramon earlier, Lopmon's dialogue is also changed to remove the indication that the Digimon Sovereign just punished them for treachery. Though I think it can be inferred from the animation.
Jian scans Lopmon. Their data comes through easily.
Jianliang: Lopmon. Child-level Data-attribute Beast-type Digimon. Their special attack is Blazing Ice.
Terriermon lifts up his ears. Lopmon lifts theirs in return.
Terriermon: You look like me and you have the same ears as me, but I lose in the horns department.
Shaochung: You're just like Terriermon! And so CUTE!!!
Shaochung grabs Lopmon and hugs them tight.
Terriermon: Uhhh....
Shaochung: We're gonna get along great, Lopmon!
Shaochung hoists Lopmon up a little too high and loses her balance. She falls down hard, landing right on top of Lopmon before rolling off.
Shaochung: ( ˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥) Owie, it hurts! IT HU-U-U-URTS!!!
We leave off here, with Lopmon silently contemplating whether or not to have buyer's remorse.
In the dub:
Henry: Check it out! Lopmon, Rookie-level, Data Beast-type Digimon. She's little but has a big special attack: Blazing Ice.
Terriermon: You look like a chocolate-flavored me but with two more horns; It's freaky.
Suzie: At last, I have a bunny of my own!
(Suzie hugs Lopmon)
Terriermon: Ehehehe hehe....
Suzie: To love and hug and take such good care of!
(Suzie loses balance and falls on Lopmon)
Suzie: Owww, that hurt!
Lopmon: ...you can say that again....
Davis (V.O.): Whoa! Suzie's a Tamer!? I wonder what kind of a Partner a former Deva makes? Find out on the next Digimon: Digital Monsters.
Henry gives us Lopmon's pronoun. She's female in this version.
JP Lopmon has yet to reveal a discernible gender identity. Like nearly all the Devas and most of the Digital World Digimon at that, Lopmon uses the pronoun 我 Ware. This pronoun rarely sees use in everyday conversation. It's flowery and prosaic, meant for works of poetry and fiction.
This makes it oddly appropriate as the everyday pronoun of Digimon. That it also happens to be gender-neutral is also appropriate for a species for whom, as a whole, gender is an optional aesthetic.
Notably, the one Deva with a distinctively feminine identity, Pajramon, is the one Deva who foregoes 我 Ware in favor of the feminine pronoun あたし Atashi.
Lopmon, however, does not. They continue using 我 Ware even after their Andiramon form is revoked from them.
Assessment: Well, that just happened. I can't really say I'm surprised by Shaochung getting suddenly roped in and with Lopmon for a Partner. I'm really more surprised by how it happened than that it happened.
To be honest, I've been expecting this since the Devas were first introduced, but I figured it'd go the other way. Lopmon integrates into the cast and buddies up to Shaochung and then whoops, SURPRISE BETRAYAL, Lopmon was Andiramon this whole time!
I wasn't really prepared for it to go the other way instead.
Though I'm still scrutinizing this closely due to what I said when Shaochung first entered the Digital World. I'm not sure if the whole Eighth Child thing is a deliberate in-universe reference to the Chosen Children by the DigiGnomes, or if the show is just copying Adventure's homework. But the parallel is clear.
Especially since the suddenly newfound Eighth Child is the little sister of one of our regular cast and has been all this time, and her Partner Digimon is a minion of our nemesis who she turns to her side through her innocence and pure heart before she even knows they're enemies. Shaochung and Lopmon are so Hikari and Tailmon-coded it hurts.
Nonetheless, this is now happening and the Tamers are right on Zhūquēmon's doorstep. Which is... Uh....
It's good, right? That's good?
I mean, we're really just here for Culumon. But Culumon's here! So! Uh.
...
We're not leaving here without a face-to-face with Zhūquēmon, are we?
It's so weird that teeth can't regenerate. Have you ever thought about how weird that is? You grow a set of teeth as a baby and then those fall out and you grow a new set and then that's it. That's your last set. You are cut off from teeth.
Hey, biology? What the fuck? How come we can't grow a third set if anything happens to the second set? Why so stingy with our teeth?
If my hair and my fingernails can continue growing forever then I think I should be allowed to grow new teeth. Grow them on my fingers! I don't care! Just give me the option, nature!
Hey so it turns out that humans have a third set of teeth ready to grow in their mouths but it never grows because after the second set grows in, a protein forms that tells the body "Teeth are done! No more teeth now," and stops all tooth growth forever.
Scientists in Japan are working on a way to get around this protein and allow humans to grow the third set of teeth as needed.