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if she’s your girl then why is she giving me her green girdle to keep my head from getting chopped off

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Some lesser seen rodents... & non-rodents

Striped grass mice (x3), lowland streaked tenrec, Luzon cloud rat, Paca, Eurasian hamster, European hedgehog

Originals on sale!

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*laughing with quiet intensity while doing daily crossword* time for a fuckig scary one

nonbinary-octopus

hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so y— oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it's okay I will show you to the app sto— no, no, it's okay this happens all the time, I know you didn't really want to access the actual website on your phone, that's why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it

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Fishpond Mosaic designed by artist Gary Drostle

leftoversnack

I'LL MAKE US COUNTRY ANYWAYYYYYY I'LL MAKE US COUNTRY ANY-WAYYYEYYYY I'LL MAKE US COUNTRY ANYWAYYYY OOOOOHHHH OOOOHHHHHHHHHH OOOHHH OOOOHHH OOOHHH

reallyreallyreallytrying

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

cumdumpstiel

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

oddandalarmingsexualfeelings

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

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pokeballvictimized

hey there welcome to superpower school, where we teach you to use your dangerous superpowers in a school-like environment. here's your syllabus. as you can see, this class will consistent entirely of occasional world building lectures of no use to anyone who has actually lived in this world for more than a day, and unsupervised practical assignments that place your life and the lives of everyone near you at risk. also we have a tournament arc in around 50 chapters that will inevitably be rife with cheating and will be infiltrated by people who actually for real want to kill you. grading will be on a curve.

bgm05

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

segamascott

yes like obviously

Sometimes i think about how influential trudi canavans books have been to my personal reading taste and how little I remember about them and also reading them

#also like cornelia funke and inkheart #that occupied my mind after i read half of the first book then finished them all like 5 years later #also i was convinced they were set in france at first lol

camlannpod

Oh hey! The lovely team from @tincanaudio are returning once again to King's Place in London on Sunday 6th September 2026 to do another Camlann live show!

This time we'll be performing our pilot episode, Keep the Home Fires Burning, plus giving you a sneak preview of our new show, The Bird Roads. Limited edition merch will be available, including cassette tapes.

And we'll be making a very special announcement......

Plus, our friends @wefixspacejunk, @woodenovercoats and @longcatmedia will be there too! We can't wait to see you there!

Tickets are available here!

( Heads up, last year we sold out, so get 'em while they're hot!)

tincanaudio

We're going to be returning to London Podcast Festival this year with another Camlann live show as well as a brand new audio drama show and a very very special announcement!

#camlann pod #tin can audio #thrilled to hear this!! super duper reccomend listening and of course going along if you can :)

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it's called the whether because it depends

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The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat

vinceaddams

The best part is that they were inspired by a diary entry from 1775, written by a 12 year old tailor’s apprentice who had been left unsupervised all day and decided to make a suit for a cat. Here’s a link to the blog post about it, but I’ll just paste the whole diary entry here:

“I had been at work about two months when Christmas came on – and here I must relate a little anecdote. The principal [the tailor] and his lady were invited to a party among their friends…while it devolved on me to stay at home and keep house. There was nothing left me in charge to do, only to take care of the house. There was a large cat that generally lay about the fire. In order to try my mechanical powers, I concluded to make a suit of clothing for puss, and for my purpose gathered some scraps of cloth that lay about the shop-board, and went to work as hard as I could. Late in the evening I got my suit of clothes finished; I caught the cat, put on the whole suit – coat, vest, and small-clothes [breeches] – buttoned all on tight, and set down my cat to inspect the fit.

“Unfortunately for me there was a hole through the floor close to the fireplace, just large enough for the cat to pass down; after making some efforts to get rid of the clothes, and failing, pussy descended through the hole and disappeared; the floor was tight and the house underpinned with brick, so there was no chance of pursuit. I consoled myself with a hope that the cat would extricate itself from its incumbrance, but not so; night came and I had made on a good fire and seated myself for some two or three hours after dark, when who should make their appearance but my master and mistress and two young men, all in good humor, with two or three bottles of rum. After all were seated around the fire, who should appear amongst us but the cat in his uniform. I was struck speechless, the secret was out and had no chance of concealing; the cat was caught, the whole work inspected and the question asked, is this your day’s work? I was obliged to answer in the affirmative; I would then have been willing to take a good whipping, and let it stop there, but no, to complete my mortification the clothes were carefully taken off the cat and hung up in the shop for the inspection of all customers that came in.”

derinthescarletpescatarian

“I was hoping they’d beat me and forget about it but to my horror they stuck my work up on the fridge”

zackbuildit

Not just any fridge-

The public fridge

alexaloraetheris

I wish we could see the tailor’s diary entry because I’m willing to bet it was one of the best days of his life. If I was that tailor and my fresh new 12yo apprentice, who was only told to mind the house, made something like that in their (probably very limited) free time, I would not only hang the outfit on the door, I would rub it in every one of my colleague’s noses. “Doust thine apprentice even lift a needle when you’re not watching? MY apprentice just started and yet his ideas are so advanced! Already some posh lady has asked me to lend him to her to outfit her dog! He is bringing in business, all on his own! And you can’t have him! Face it, I have made the finest choice of apprentice!”

Meanwhile the kid is probably trying to squeeze into that hole with the cat.

natjennie

how it started vs how it's going

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