Daydreamer

And like many others of Konohamaru and Naruto's squabbles, Konohamaru aces each try unlike anything Naruto does.

Naruto invites Iruka to eat ramen with him and Kakashi for lunch? Iruka informs him that Ebisu and his genin team dropped by earlier with a bento for him! Naruto asks Asuma to invite Kakashi and Iruka for drinks? Konohamaru already asked Asuma to invite Ebisu and unlike Kakashi who declined the invitation, Ebisu accepted!! On a rainy day, he hurries Kakashi towards the Academy knowing it's the time Iruka is used to leave work so Kakashi can offer his scarf for the cold but sees from afar how Konohamaru whispers something to Ebisu's ear and pushes him in Iruka's direction, then Ebisu covers them both with his umbrella!?

But most often it's not even his fault, it's Kakashi's!

Naruto points at an expensive Seals book to Kakashi mentioning how Iruka has been saving money for it but still hasn't gotten around to buying it? The man hums and buys the Icha Icha volume next to the seals book because 'It has a different special limited edition cover'!!! Naruto mentions to Kakashi that Iruka likes the hot springs and that he saw a good deal for two people at a hot springs resort, and maybe Kakashi should go with Iruka? Kakashi does tell Iruka but doesn't invite him!!!!

He decided to change his approach and take a more active role. So he gives Iruka chocolates for him to give to Kakashi, what does Kakashi do? Just reply with "Ah, I don't really like sweets". Naruto takes the time and effort to write a good mission report so Kakashi doesn't make Iruka have another headache at the mission desk? Kakashi forgets to hand it in until 2 weeks later.

One day, when the school hours are over but the teachers haven't left the Academy yet, he requests a mission for Kakashi to take a flower bouquet and go to Iruka's classroom, where when Kakashi arrives, he finds by mere coincidence a bunch of candles lighting up the place, two bowls of ramen at the teacher's desk, and Iruka enters a little after shocked at the scene before his eyes.

It's the perfect romantic set-up, right? No way this can fail, right?

WRONG. Kakashi destroys all his hard work, muttering an awkward "Uh. Well, sensei, I'll leave these here. See ya", red-faced, sets the flowers next to the two bowls before disappearing in a bunch of leaves.

('Goddamn it! why does Kakashi-sensei gotta be such a weirdo!?')

Oh, and let's not talk about when one of Naruto's attempts seems to be working, Konohamaru must have a sixth sense or know a forbidden jutsu to just know and interrupt Kakashi and Iruka's moments.

Naruto doesn't notice how following all of Kakashi's numerous 'fumbles' Iruka smiles entertained, offers hidden invitations for Kakashi to linger, rolls his eyes with affection, sighs fondly exasperated, leans closer to the copy-nin, or blushes back.

Only sighs when once more, walking with Iruka, Ebisu followed by Konohamaru, the jonin offers to take Iruka's bag for him. At least the guy has manners enough to not walk beside him when Naruto is giving him a not-so-concealed glare.

Things aren't working like the stuff in the pervert-sage's novels do!

Naruto has the subtlety of a brick, meaning that at Konohamaru's slightest and last offence he goes straight to Kakashi babbling about how he needs to ‘man up’ and stop with his 'forced and cringe' weird lazy nonchalant romance love interest attitude or Iruka will leave him for Ebisu, believe it!

Kakashi was equally annoyed, amused, and embarrassed. Very close to clarifying that he and Iruka have been seeing each other for a year before Naruto came back to the village, so he doesn't need his wingman talents or tips or anything of Naruto in his personal business. However, his student's words communicating the absolutely valuable new information of Ebisu's recent interest in Iruka and the elite tutor's advances, do pique the seasoned strategist's own interest and tick off the tiniest competitive part of him, a determination only seen during mission slips when replying with an unexpected "...Okay. What's the plan then?"

But if anybody were to ask Kakashi he would say he's just bored and humoring his student. Doesn't has anything to do at all with the fact Iruka and him have danced around each other for months and never made clear what they are.

Izumo and Kotetsu have to restrain Naruto at the same time one day and whine the whole time they go for drinks with Iruka about how their muscles and entire bodies hurt and how the hell was Iruka able to keep such a kid in check for YEARS.

Iruka dismisses them because surely it's because they're just not used to the orange ball of energy that is Naruto, or that it was just one day in particular that Naruto might've been a bit more hard-headed than usual (he will check with him over ramen tomorrow, just to make sure)

Anko mentions casually how "much of a brat just like you" Naruto is to Iruka, and goes on and on to recall all the fond memories she had of Iruka when he was a little rascal and Iruka just laughs back but does have to defend his boy and point out that she was just as much of a brat if not worse

There's also a day in the mission desk where Kakashi and Team 7 are unexpectedly quiet after a mission, and Kakashi drops dead (well, not dead, but very close) on Iruka's desk. And knowing he doesn't like hospitals, Iruka has to bring him to his apartment and after 24 hours Kakashi wakes up and all he says is a dry and shaky, "I need you". Only to go back to sleep again.

Iruka's face burns red he has to repeat over and over that he probably means he needs help. Help with Naruto. Like everyone else. Especially with how Naruto is with Sasuke and Sakura. Those three are a mess; anyone would need someone else. To help them, that is. Yes. Of course.

If he and Kakashi arrange a little system of "shared custody" where they find themselves alone at the end of the day here and there, drinking or eating together at Ichiraku or one of their apartments, it's nobody's business. Iruka is just helping.

He really, really believed people were exaggerating because they're not used to Naruto's personality and push all the wrong buttons. Until the Fifth Hokage, Lady Tsunade, jokes that Iruka might get a medal of honor for still keeping Naruto in check til this day.

Years go by and most of the village in considerable more familiar with Naruto's antics. Tho! Any new faces he meets will eventually ask him a worn but fond "HOW."

Iruka briefly wonders if he maybe made the third Hokage deal with something similar during his prankster years or being the Hokage gave him the privilege to not hear anything like this.

He remembers how usually he pulled one of his many, many pranks and glitter traps for ANBUs he'd notice the dead chakra zones that were an ANBU or two following him around to stop him from any trouble.

Random diplomat 1: "I'm surprised that Lord Rokudaime didn't just kick you out of here or something. Or have someone from his envoy do it for him."

Random diplomat 2: "What?! Why? I haven't done anything wrong."

Random diplomat 1: "You just spent an hour flirting with his husband. I think anyone would take offense to that."

Random diplomat 2: "Shit. I didn't know. Should I apologize? I don't want to start anything. I'm already on a tight rope with Lord Kazekage."

Random diplomat 1: "I think you are ok. Just stay away from the teacher and you'll be fine."

Random diplomat 2: "....."

Random diplomat 1: "Relax. I'm just jesting. To be honest, he probably was just amused. The Rokudaime is an understanding man. You aren't the first person to make that mistake and probably won't be the last."

Boyfriends who share clothes!

(Didn't liked the first color so I made it red)

I thought everyone would be all over old man yaoi ????

and they’ve KISSED ???????????

Crowley, looking at Bobby: Hmm, same. He is rather marvelous to look at from this angle

Gabriel, looking at Sam: Damn, I love looking at his sweet ass when he walks away

Cas:

Crowley:

Everytime he asked he was injured. Bleeding. Concussed. Chakra depleated. On the verge of Death.

Iruka says no surprised and a bit lost the first time, increasingly more amused after but always with an Olympic Calm like it's an Every Tuesday Evening Event.

Everytime someone was there to witness it.

Actually increasingly more people witness it each time.

Bonus 1: the first time happened while he was still in Anbu and Iruka was still a genin.

Bonus point 2: Genma was the 1st witness and nobody ever believed him to his own damn.

Bonus point 3: Iruka never answers anyone (not even Anko, Kotetsu or Izumo) in a straight way because he thinks the whole thing is hilarious (prankster a day prankster always) and Kakashi likes to play the broken hearted maiden when questioned.

+ 1 Time: Iruka waltzing up with a marriage agreement and rings " I want an autumn wedding" and Kakashi gleefully snatching both while falsely complaining "maaa sensei breaking my hopes for a spring wedding? Don't you know it's the most romantic season of all?"

It's the last few days before winter.

Tsunade chucks a bottle at their head screaming about goddamn idiots ninja testing her patience while Sakura despair not being able to give them the grand wedding of her dream.

Chopper: I’ve tried everything! He won’t wake up!

Usopp: Move, I got this.

Usopp: [clears throat]

Usopp: Sanji, I’m hungry.