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I swear I'm normal

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‘puppy want a treat??’ puppy just wants one goddamn day without suffering
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He knows the effect of the turtleneck, he knows how powerful it is. Doesn't mean he has to wait for his angel to swoon because of it😎
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Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation
They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.
Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.
He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

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Dude... allow me to add to your trove.
I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!
This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis
MILF (mutual I’d like to friend)
I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.
“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”
😭😭😭
“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”
MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.
rare pictures of crowley that I love because I love him and I love him a fucking lot and did i mention that I love him? yeah did you know i adore him? that i am besotted with him? that i am head over heels for him? that i am smitten by him? that he has bewitched me body and soul? did you know that? i think I failed to mention that. he has my entire heart. yknow?
yeah
i just want to grab his face and give him a big smooch. I want to brush his hair. i want to plant kisses all over his freckled cheekies. I want to read him a bedtime story. I want to fuck him until hes crying i want to wrap him up like a demon burrito and feed him soup. I want to wrap my arms around him and cradle his head to my chest and stroke his hair and rock him like a baby. I want him to shag me silly on the hood of the bentley I want to kiss his hands and paint his nails black i want to snuggle up to him at night and hold him and hear his heartbeat i want to tie him up and make him beg i want-
my sweet snake demon baby boy princess queen blorbo pathetic wet cat sweet cheese good time boy
id die for him. id die a million times over. id live for him. id kill for him. id bleed for him.
crowley you magnificent beautiful gorgeous stunning perfect handsome pretty precious cute adorable lovely kind gentle compassionate caring loyal funny silly creature.
did i mention i love him?
i love him *louder than everyone else*
Rare pictures of Crowley? May I add some of my favourites? I realise I couldn't love him as much as you do 😁 but he does hold a special place in my heart.
Wait I didn’t know procreate tracks time spent/strokes made haha
Look at these lucky numbers

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It's estimated that around 8% of rams exhibit exclusively homosexual behavior.
To ensure that the sheep that are being taken in are actually homosexual, they'll place the rams that are assumed to be gay in an enclosure with ewes during the breed's “horny season.” If the ram refuses to mate, he says, “there is a clear indication that he's not interested.”
“So then we put him into our herd, and then a lot of action happens, if you know what I mean,” he says. “It's happening really within minutes.”
https://people.com/farmer-behind-rainbow-wool-tends-only-to-gay-sheep-saving-queer-lives-exclusive-12000672
having A Day so if anyone has cute pet pictures or silly fun facts to send my way, i'd appreciate the emotional support
I painted this cat a while ago sending it to you for good luck
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Here’s that Book Crowley about to beat TV Crowley’s ass!
He ain’t havin it!!! NOT ONE BIT!
Wash your ASS, son!!!
never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?
Maybe…

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Go one day without seeing or hearing the word AI challenge level impossible
Im back for two days after my holiday and already want to pull my hair out Aaahhhhhh