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Laying awake with my thoughts
All of them are sad

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One in the morning
Laying awake with my thoughts
All of them are sad

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You can always lock in, but can lock out ? Can you be whimsical? Can you be silly? Can you chill the fuck out? Thatās important too
Perak Horned FrogĀ (Xenophrys cf. aceras), family Megophryidae, Yala, Thailand
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its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.
i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them
You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses
Introducing yourself to people is so embarrassing. Like hey this is my stupid fucking name, I enjoy exactly 3 things, and am clearly anxious. please don't immediately hate me

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i actually do think you should draw clocky trans people. no i donāt think theyāre a stereotype or caricature. i think thatās a horrible thing to say about real people who exist. i think thatās a horrible thing to say about my friends and my family. i want to see your art of a trans boy with curves and long hair and baby face because thatās me. i want to see your art of a tall trans girl with broad shoulders and facial hair because thatās my friend. stop being scared to draw the people you know.
āIām not going to draw a clocky trans woman because thatās how TERFs draw themā i donāt think my friends should be forced to only see themselves in artwork made my TERFs and transphobes. They should get to see themselves lovingly drawn by other trans people.
Her yourself a girl who sharpens your cock like a pencil sharpener
In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
What are your thoughts on musk?
i hope he dies

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as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomesĀ āoolooā, wjec becomesĀ āoojeckā, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because yāall only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan
and please, enough with the ākeyboard smashingā jokes. not original, not funny.
ā #okay but can any of y'all even pronounce your own town names tho?Ā #byeā
yeah, we can actually because the spelling is phonetic. meanwhile english folks have placenames like bicester or keighley or beaulieu, which you have to learn the pronunciation for individually because the rules are so inconsistent. i mean people canātĀ even agree how to pronounce marylebone but sure welsh place names are the weird ones
ā#But are you aware your language literally looks like a potato rolled across a keyboardā
fun fact: for decades children were beaten for speaking welsh in school, even in areas where english was barely spoken, because the government decided in 1847 that the language made people lazy and immoral
fun fact: welsh orthography is actually easy to read if you take your head out of your arse for one minute and learn our alphabet - just like french, or spanish, or korean, because surprise! languages use different spelling systems that are not based on english. novel, i know - and in the 18th century, travelling schools were able to teach people to read and write welsh in a matter of months, so that wales enjoyed a literate majority, a rare thing in europe at the time
fun fact: the english have been taking the piss out of welsh for years, just like theyāve been doing for irish, and scots gaelic, and cornish, and british sign language, and a hundred and one other languages, because evidently the fact that the whole world isnāt anglophone and monocultured and Still Part Of The EmpireĀ is a problem, and something that needs to be corrected
english speakers can fuck off with their xenophobia about welsh - as we often remind y'all, english has at least ten ways to say ough in a word and zero rules to tell you which one to use so you have to learn them all individually
please please please remember that no matter what your manager says, it is never that serious. unless you are literally performing surgery or defusing a bomb, it simply is not that serious
last november i stopped working at an office job that was so deeply Corporateā¢ļø it seemed like the setup to a bit. like, every joke youāve ever heard about a miserable, soul-sucking, completely pointless pencil-pushing job was modeled after this place. management was so afraid of people having personalities that male employees were not allowed to have pierced ears per company policy.
as is somehow Mandatory for jobs like these, anyone in a position of power made it their job to make everyone elseās lives as miserable as possible with constant micromanaging. like, i got told in a strongly worded email to reorder the $2 plastic shelves in my cubicle that i used to store spare paper. it was fucking dire.
but anyways. the reason i quit has to do with what im talking about in the original post. despite the fact that i was consistently at the top of our department leaderboards (yes, we had those, they were emailed out daily) my manager decided that because i couldnāt stay late one day because of a doctors appointment, i needed a Talking To.
he spent an entire day hounding me about this single event, saying that it was a āgrowing pattern of careless behaviorā and that i āforced [my coworkers] to stay until 6 pmā
obviously i felt awful. i was friends with everybody on my team! i didnt want to inconvenience them!! even thought i knew that he was being too harsh, the guilt trip still got to me. but every time i tried to defend myself and explain what was actually going on, he would double down and make it an even bigger issue. this kept going and going until the situation got spun into me being a terrible employee who needed an Action Plan, and i was Ruining The Department, and Everyone Was Going To Stay Overtime Because Of Me.
while i was dealing with this instead of, yknow, actually doing the work that is apparently so dire, i realized⦠it wasnāt that serious. like, not even fuckin close. the things my coworkers had to do overtime to complete? folding papers. and while yes, it was shitty that they had to stay so late to finish up, i wasnāt the one who made them do it. my manager did! and there were literally dozens of other options to pick from instead, including just leaving the work for me to do the next day! the work we did was nowhere near time sensitive, and certainly not worth the overtime the company paid.
but because i wouldnāt just roll over and accept a chewing out that i didnāt deserve, my manager decided to keep laying on the pressure until i caved. man was assigning legitimately apocalyptic levels of intensity over folding papers. i went from being an asset to the team to getting yelled at by both him and his manager for my āpoor performance.ā
so i quit. because itās not that serious.
this whole shitshow is a standard tactic that employers use to trick you into signing away more of your life to the job. make you feel stupid, make you feel like the menial tasks you perform have these dire consequences that simply do not exist. ramp up your anxiety over nothing. they will punish other people because you arenāt slaving away hard enough, and then say that itās your fault in the first place. youāre not being a team player! youāre not pulling your weight! donāt you see that everyone else is doing their part? donāt you understand what will happen if you donāt contribute?
it is absolutely fucking vital that you donāt listen to any of it. it is even more so that you donāt fall for it when they try to pull this tactic to get you to turn against someone else. the most effective tactic to get someone to fall in line in a workplace is social ostracization. donāt be a tool for your boss to use to manipulate someone else.
it is never that serious.
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die girlies reading this š„°
oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies
The girlies reading this post
I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.
Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

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rare disability is a spectrum. some disabilities having only 3 recorded cases doesn't make disabilities that are 1 in 2000 (the legal definition of a rare disability) not rare. you can talk about the difference in experiences between different levels of rarity without scare quotes labeling comparatively common rare disabilities as somehow not rare.
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