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preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

OP you're wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.

Official ornithology post

I love tumblr and getting to stumble upon a new gay boy who behaves strangely but also very sluttily ❤️🥰

What's cheaper than a cock? A onion.

An* 😌

What's cheaper than An 😌cock? A onion.

I can't post anything without you fuckers diagnosing me with a personality disorder of some sort

Me

Boy I forgot to add da damn post

We not even trying no more here

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe