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the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

computer activate Useful Mode

Doing all my little tasks while saying "Reimu!" as a vocal stim.

nooo that souds about right

Encounter: Pokemon AU where they all look like illustrations from a fantasy fanzine from 1989

i want nine generations based off of this woman's work alone. sugimori had a great run, it is time for British Mum Who Don't Know What Pokémon Is to have her day

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

shane hollander horny psychology is just “what if everything bad that happens to me actually felt good.” what if my autonomy was stripped away and it felt good. what if my body was objectified and it felt good. what if my desires and wishes were disregarded and it felt good. what if i was ashamed and it felt good. what if i was helpless and powerless and it felt good. like literally all he’s doing sex-wise is finding whatever terrible thing he is constantly forced to experience (total lack of bodily autonomy, lack of agency, lack of control) and going “well what if in this fantasy land i was incapable of being hurt. what if all these bad things happened and it all felt good.” like all his kink shit is just him trying to reclaim ownership over all the shit that’s already happening to him.

One of the things they don't tell you about following gay guys on tumblr. You will see gif sets of every single time any man has ever been naked in a movie or tv show. You will learn about shows and movies you've never heard of before because gay guys on tumblr are reblogging gifs of a slightly chubby side character taking off his shirt and you can see his tits jiggle a bit

Why is Vegeboop so unique?