yma o hyd

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

I'm by no means insulting heterosexuals btw i'm an enthusiastic student of your culture. I even watched Meet The Fockers to better understand what is up with you people

lowkey i kinda wanna fuck.... anybody ever felt like this before or am i the first one??

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

It’s @were-ralf now

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