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This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

shane hollander horny psychology is just “what if everything bad that happens to me actually felt good.” what if my autonomy was stripped away and it felt good. what if my body was objectified and it felt good. what if my desires and wishes were disregarded and it felt good. what if i was ashamed and it felt good. what if i was helpless and powerless and it felt good. like literally all he’s doing sex-wise is finding whatever terrible thing he is constantly forced to experience (total lack of bodily autonomy, lack of agency, lack of control) and going “well what if in this fantasy land i was incapable of being hurt. what if all these bad things happened and it all felt good.” like all his kink shit is just him trying to reclaim ownership over all the shit that’s already happening to him.

One of the things they don't tell you about following gay guys on tumblr. You will see gif sets of every single time any man has ever been naked in a movie or tv show. You will learn about shows and movies you've never heard of before because gay guys on tumblr are reblogging gifs of a slightly chubby side character taking off his shirt and you can see his tits jiggle a bit

Why is Vegeboop so unique?

preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

OP you're wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.

Official ornithology post

I love tumblr and getting to stumble upon a new gay boy who behaves strangely but also very sluttily ❤️🥰

What's cheaper than a cock? A onion.

An* 😌

What's cheaper than An 😌cock? A onion.

I can't post anything without you fuckers diagnosing me with a personality disorder of some sort