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the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

This still fucking cracks me up

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards

Pivotal information I think everyone should know: this was at a thrift store

these pictures are so loose and lacking in detail that it’s making my brain force images onto them that aren’t actually there

is that wrinkly kong

If you see a community of people missing from a chunk of history (Queer/trans/religious ect) and your immediate thought is "oh they didnt exist then" instead of "oh shit these people had a bunch of their history erased" you have fallen for genocidal propaganda.

I don't directly engage with Deltarune but I do like reblogging funny Deltarune content that crosses my dash. This leaves me with a genuine concern that one of these days Toby Fox is gonna drop a chapter and I'll reblog a funny little bit and, as a result, massively spoil things for my followers. Because, like, Deltarune seems exactly like the kind of media where Susie going, "hey Kris check out my sick skateboard moves" and smashing out 100 consecutive pixel skateboard flips is like, somehow, simultaneously, a joke and also a lore-reveal of untold magnitude.

There should be more hours in between midnight and 5 am because I am a night owl and also an early riser morning enjoyer and I need 8 to 10 hours of sleep also