QUAKER OATS JUMPSCARE

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

makes your puppy dusty

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

official they can't win against us all post

notice how they pause instead of all-out running? rat want grab-toss. they are playing a game! and pausing to make sure human has time to grab them and gently toss like the football!

If I was a rat I would enjoy this too

Somehow “You’re going to be amazing.” is doing like five times the psychic damage it did the first time I heard it years ago. Ohhh what I would do to have the physical embodiment of fate assure me that I’m going to do a good job. My ribs hurt.

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite