Olyrik

Number one fuckin pet peeve is people who go all UM ACTUALLY when I tell somebody to suck my dick. YEAH I KNOW I DONT HAVE A DICK. I was THERE when I got it REMOVED. I REMEMBER. it was the 6th of fuckin June, 20 FUCKING 23. I celebrate it like a GODDAMN holiday. that doesn't mean I can't still use one of the most common phrases in the English language anymore NOW DOES IT? gargle my entire fucking wiener you shitbag

Happy Dick off day, may many people suck your ghost dick!

t4t petplay where we don’t actually fuck each other. we just have our respective puppygirls fuck each other as we direct them.

what if instead of the riddler he was called the griddler and he was like i've got you now batman! let's see if you can navigate my grid!

I've got you now batman, lets see you escape my broad, flat cooking surface!

devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

Bad news

there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead

"a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good" and "people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica" are both correct statements

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose