Hi

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

go white boy! get stupid!

lost in the sauce

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

You can begin this process at any time, regardless of how old you have become.

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

let me come to your house so i can keel over and die on your property without any discernable cause to make your life a little harder

How are my sweetie pees

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler