DoD Squad Incorrect Quotes

Toot-Toot: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Nyalex: Even better! Toot-Toot: What the fuck did you- Nyalex: holding up a chicken Her name is Fluffy.

Toot-Toot: We need a distraction. Frode: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Nyalex, whispering: My time has come.

Frode: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

Ælexæ: They made Nyalex cry! Toot-Toot: Nyalex always cries! Nyalex: That's not true! cries

Ælexæ: What did you get Nyalex for her birthday? Toot-Toot: I got her a squirrel. Ælexæ: Really? Me too! Juni: I also got her a squirrel. Lyssara: Looks like we had the same idea. Toot-Toot: Frode, please tell me you didn't get Nyalex a squirrel as well! Frode: …I got her a squirrel. later Nyalex, in his apartment surrounded by squirrels: This is the best birthday ever!

Nyalex: If you water water, it grows. Frode: …What. Ælexæ: She's got a point.

Toot-Toot: Please pray for Nyalex. Frode: What happened to her? Toot-Toot: Nothing, she’s just very stupid.

Regulus, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Toot-Toot: Hey. Frode: Hi. Ælexæ: Hello. Nyalex: Hey! Regulus: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Lyssara: We were out of Doritos.

The Entire Party: What is wrong with you? Raine: Loaded question. Elaborate.

Frode: Good night. Nyalex: Sleep tight. Lyssara: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. Toot-Toot: Great, now Nyalex is crying.

Nyalex: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Nyachi meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

Nyalex, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Raine Iridis: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Nyalex: Ohhhh- Regulus Ether: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

Raine: Urrrgh…I’ve never felt so sick in my entire life… Dafni: Ouch. Shit sucks, man. Raine: I feel like I’m dying… Whyyyy… Dafni, under their breath: Because I want to go back to some peace and quiet in this dorm room. Raine:,/b> …DID YOU FUCKING POISON ME-

Nyalex, upon learning how Regulus did a magic trick: So you’re not magic? Regulus: Well, not really. Nyalex: You’re just a liar.

Nyalex, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it? Ælexæ: Other side, Nyalex...