one hellova disco bitch

homer will introduce a new fun little guy on the battlefield and tell you a lil about this fun little guy so you'll go awww little guy! you're my new favourite! and then homer goes YAAAAAGHHH and KILLS your new fun little guy!!! homer!!

why is it so fucking hard to convince myself to drink water when its hot out. im usually good at drinking water but the second its more crucial im like Well i've always admired the lifestyle of the noble and glorious eagle

Touches you with my posting tendril

prisiliečia prie tavęs su mano įrašų skelbimo ūseliu

Touches you with my lithuanian tendril

Mercenaries at the tavern are always laughing at me saying "He hasn't the stones!" and I know they mean balls but sometimes I feel like they mean the powerful elfstones that can grant any wish. And it's like well nobody has those

I've just received some distressing news

update it seems this literally only happens if you romanced astarion. i've only seen this reported with astarion romances and every other romance seems to work fine, she goes off alone

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

fun fact there were at least two people named lancelot recorded in the 1292 paris census so I think we know what the 13th century equivalent of naming your kid sasuke was

why is trespassing not allowed. like i just want to look

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

The concept of orchestras holding cheaper tickets for "under 35s" is so funny to me. In the eyes of fine art we are but drooling babes.

reblog to break the thing at the mall

it is a rookie mistake to assume that the person making deeply anachronistic, inaccurate, and fairytale-esque knightposts knows nothing about real knights. i know all about real knights. i just think overseeing the farmland on your estate, explicitly being in it for (more) land and money, fighting less than half the year, and dying of cholera is sort of boring while swearing undying oaths is really sexy