Hodges stories
Over at Archive of Our Own thereās a group of stories going back to 2013 with Hodges and an OC - whoās named Emma Lee Price, and is from New Orleans.Ā Itās kinda spooky. *LOL*Ā

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Hodges stories
Over at Archive of Our Own thereās a group of stories going back to 2013 with Hodges and an OC - whoās named Emma Lee Price, and is from New Orleans.Ā Itās kinda spooky. *LOL*Ā

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Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itās amazing how many men Iāve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iāve lost count of how many men Iāve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonās classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnāt; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnāt leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iām wishing Iād leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, āMy Liege!ā
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iām the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendās medication, and I didnāt understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyāone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatās just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iād had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ālooked like a soldier.ā Iām not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youāve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOUāVE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
Itās called the Murder Strut.
ITāS BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnāt find it. Iām so glad ITāS BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
Thanks to martial arts I had the murder walk down by 12. People really donāt stay in my way long.
This needs to go round again.
For my fellow Wallace fans. Not sure if anyone has seen this pic before. :)
#TBT Actual conversation before this photo was taken on the set of CRIMSON PEAK with director @realgdt in 2014 ā¦. . Guillermo: āOne day, Iāll hug you without rubber between us.ā Dougie: āOh, so the butcher knife doesnāt bother you?ā Guillermo: āWhy would it?ā . (Gah! I adore that man!). . CRIMSON PEAK now available on Netflix! . #guillermodeltoro #dougjones #crimsonpeak #gothicromance #hauntedhouse #ghosts #ghoststories #actor #actorslife #director #directorslife https://www.instagram.com/p/CN-s1XYFh5W/?igshid=13o8cd9alrs8l
The Church - Under The Milky Way

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Loki: Dear Santa.
Loki: Iām writing to let you know. Iāve been naughty.
Loki: And it was worth it, you judgemental bastard.
I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchildās science fair, being the ultra proud grandfatherā¦.and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.
Canon
āThat is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!ā
the kids would love him.
Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this
All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable,Ā āpretendingā not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (āgone on to some boarding school in Scotland,ā the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room,Ā āthey didnāt seem the typeā), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good.Ā
āAnd this airy-o-plane, it flies by means of a⦠rubber band? Did I hear that correctly? No magic at all? Doesnāt flap its wings like a bird? MARVELOUS! What an ingenious method of flight!ā *looks around*Ā āYou, sir! With the ribbons! This child deserves one of those prizes!ā
@deadcatwithaflamethrower
This is so wholesome.Ā
Arthur Weasley, as the Science Fair attendee we all deserve.
After a couple years Arthur Weasley brings his own ribbons. They shimmer in a way that makes everyone wonder what kind of ink he usesāāsecrets!ā he tells anyone who asksābut theyāre beautiful. Theyāre coveted even more than the official ribbons, because they remind you that while he was heaping praise on you, you felt magical.
This is one of the best HP headcanons Iāve ever read.
I needed this in my life today.
Iām so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because⦠what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
ā¦ā¦ā¦my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but hereās to trying.
I donāt believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!
oh what the hellā¦lol.
this is important
ROGER WORKS
Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.
These things never work for me, but Iāll never stop trying
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Dear Men Writers
Lesser known facts when writing women:
High heeled shoes donāt become flats if you break the heels off.
The posts of earrings arenāt sharp.
Nail polish takes a long time to dry and smudges when wet.
You canāt hold in a period like pee.
Inserting a tampon is not arousing or sexual in any way, ever.
Feel free to add your own.
- Bras leave red marks on the skin under and around boobs and it is a magical experience when taken off.
- Make up can take anywhere from 5 to 25 minutes depending on how skilled you are.
- Taking hair out of a ponytail after wearing it for hours does not make it perfectly straight when it comes down.
- Hair when wet sticks to the skin it no longer flows, idiot.
-When women with long hair kiss, turn around, do anything, their hair falls in the way.
- Stockings are itchy and tear like wet paper bags.
- Pantyhose, tights, leggings, and stockings are each different. - Waxing hurts and leaves red skin for a while afterwards while shaving leaves stubble - Most canāt run in heels unless they have been VERY worn - Insecurity in appearance doesnāt mean ābuy me a drinkā - EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTES IN EVERYTHING
-Having large breasts sucks. It sucks beyond belief. Ā If a garment happens to fit your large chest, odds are it wonāt fit the rest of you. Underboob sweat is real and terrible. Bending over for extended periods of time will tweak your back out. Running can be painful due to boob turbulence. Bras are hella expensive. Big breasts are not fun.
Putting a tampon in isnt a quick bend-poke-done kinda deal. It involves cubicle yoga, messy hands, numerous curse words as you realise it isnt in correctly and have to take it out and start again with a new one.
Yes to all of this. Ā But also:
If her hair is in an updo, one does not simply remove a hairpin to send her hair cascading down her back. Ā No. Ā If her hair is an updo, it will take at least an hour and an extra set of hands to remove the 137 bobby pins that are holding her hair in place. Ā Furthermore, thereās probably a canās worth of hairspray in there, intended to withstand category 2 hurricane winds. Ā Thereās no cascading happening here - the best you can hope for is a misshapen nest of hair to clump and poof unattractively in the back while it still remains flat against her scalp.
This is one of the funniest posts Iāve seen in a while (especially if you read all the comments), but also really depressing because at 42 I still judge myself as having failed for not matching up to all these mythical stereotypes despite knowing theyāre impossible
^^^This though
The odds of a woman having smoothly shaved legs and armpits are directly proportional to the amount of skin her clothing bares and/or the amount of fucks she gives at that particular moment.
GLASSES ARE NOT COSMETIC. Ā If we whip them off, we do not become gorgeous fashion models. Ā We become squinty.
-most women wear bras. Yes, even when they are trying to dress sexy. Because bras make boobs look perkier and rounder, which is something men apparently find sexy, so being a seductress or femme fatale is not an automatic reason for a female character to not be wearing a bra.
-a good bra will hide headlights, or at the very least drastically reduce their noticeability. A women with enough pointy nipple issues will opt for a padded or molded bra to hide them.
-womenās nipples do not automatically become hard pyramids visible through any and all layers of clothing the second they become even slightly aroused. They are not the female equivalent of boners. And even if their nipples do get hard, the bras they are almost certainly wearing (because even a goddamn succubus with big, honkinā knockers for seducing men is gonna have those painful puppies in some kind of boob sling) should keep those pointy nipples from being visible to every other character in the scene, JIM BUTCHER. YES, EVEN LARA RAITH WOULD WEAR A BRA ONCE IN A GODDAMN WHILE.
if youāre being tied up and tortured in a freezing underground dungeon, then you probably have more important things to pay attention to than how hard somebodyās nipples are, jim butcher
- Wearing a bra that doesnāt fit HURTS.Ā Itās not sexy to wear a bra thatās ātwo sizes too smallā, itād make your clothes hang oddly and youād have a weird, uncomfortable āquad-boobā effect and your back would hurt, BEN AARONOVITCH.
Also, after removing a too small bra, thereās gonne be angry red lines on the boobs and ribs and the lady is not going to want them to be touched by anyone for a good long while
-Not all women wear heels. Those things hurt and are hard to balance in. They can also mess up your feet and back pretty bad.
-Lips arenāt just naturally redĀ āas if sheād been drinking wine but they were just like that without makeup cause sheās so perfect,ā my dear little Kvothe from āName of the Windā. Also, girls do not naturally smell like fruit or flowers, itās either perfume or something sheād been eating recently.
Iāve been appreciating this post but now itās back very specifically calling out my problematic faves and I donāt think those male authors realize how much it totally takes me out of the story for a moment when they commit these errors. It does nothing useful for the plot and is annoying for half of the audience
Is it weird that Iām female and wasnāt aware of a solid third of these?
I mean, all writes take note. I basically live in man land when it comes to protagonists so I donāt know half these things despite being a woman
(Most) Women do not look at themselves in the mirror and compare their breasts to fruit. Any sort of fruit. Especially melons. Please save us from the melons.
Also we are not aware of our breasts at all times. I do not walk down a flight of stairs and think āoh golly my breasts are bouncing so much right nowā. They are as much as natural part of our bodies as arms. Do you constantly think about how your arms are moving? Sure you may be aware of them, but paying full attention? Doubtful.
Also: women working out are almost never sexy. Theyāre not glowing or glistening or (kill me) *sparkling*. They are red and sweaty and gross just like all the dudebros doing their time with the dumbbells. Stop ogling fictional women at the gym, TOM WOLFE.
I love this post.
How and How Not to Write A Woman.
Iām guilty of the hair one, but only because I go by own hair. When long, itās nearly stick straight and will not hold a shape at all. So when I do twist it into a French twist, and holding it with a single clip style hair piece, when I open my hair, it indeed just falls down in waves but that will not hold the damn shape for more than 20 mins. Basically, every woman is different when it comes to hair cause thereās so many different types and styles and cuts. So do research.
- Hair long enough to be past your shoulders when worn down gets caught in your armpits.
- Long hair gets caught in loads of stuff: seat belts when they retract, car windows when rolled up, jacket zippers. Iāve caught mine on drawer pulls.
My friend told me a story he hadnāt told anyone for years. When he used to tell it years ago people would laugh and say, āWhoād believe that? How can that be true? Thatās daft.ā So he didnāt tell it again for ages. But for some reason, last night, he knew it would be just the kind of story I would love. Ā When he was a kid, he said, they didnāt use the word autism, they just said āshyā, or āisnāt very good at being around strangers or lots of people.ā But thatās what he was, and is, and he doesnāt mind telling anyone. Itās just a matter of fact with him, and sometimes it makes him sound a little and act different, but thatās okay. Ā Anyway, when he was a kid it was the middle of the 1980s and they were still saying āshyā or āwithdrawnā rather than āautisticā. He went to London with his mother to see a special screening of a new film he really loved. He must have won a competition or something, I think. Some of the details he canāt quite remember, but he thinks it must have been London they went to, and the filmā¦! Well, the film is one of my all-time favourites, too. Itās a dark, mysterious fantasy movie. Every single frame is crammed with puppets and goblins. There are silly songs and a goblin king who wears clingy silver tights and who kidnaps a baby and this is what kickstarts the whole adventure. Ā It was āLabyrinthā, of course, and the star was David Bowie, and he was there to meet the children who had come to see this special screening. Ā āI met David Bowie once,ā was the thing that my friend said, that caught my attention. Ā āYou did? When was this?ā I was amazed, and surprised, too, at the casual way he brought this revelation out. Almost anyone else I know would have told the tale a million times already. Ā He seemed surprised I would want to know, and he told me the whole thing, all out of order, and I eked the details out of him. Ā He told the story as if it was heād been on an adventure back then, and he wasnāt quite allowed to tell the story. Like there was a pact, or a magic spell surrounding it. As if something profound and peculiar would occur if he broke the confidence. Ā It was thirty years ago and all us kids whoād loved Labyrinth then, and who still love it now, are all middle-aged. Saddest of all, the Goblin King is dead. Does the magic still exist? Ā I asked him what happened on his adventure. Ā āI was withdrawn, more withdrawn than the other kids. We all got a signed poster. Because I was so shy, they put me in a separate room, to one side, and so I got to meet him alone. Heād heard I was shy and it was his idea. He spent thirty minutes with me. Ā āHe gave me this mask. This one. Look. Ā āHe said: āThis is an invisible mask, you see? Ā āHe took it off his own face and looked around like he was scared and uncomfortable all of a sudden. He passed me his invisible mask. āPut it on,ā he told me. āItās magic.ā Ā āAnd so I did. Ā āThen he told me, āI always feel afraid, just the same as you. But I wear this mask every single day. And it doesnāt take the fear away, but it makes it feel a bit better. I feel brave enough then to face the whole world and all the people. And now you will, too. Ā āI sat there in his magic mask, looking through the eyes at David Bowie and it was true, I did feel better. Ā āThen I watched as he made another magic mask. He spun it out of thin air, out of nothing at all. He finished it and smiled and then he put it on. And he looked so relieved and pleased. He smiled at me. Ā ā'Now weāve both got invisible masks. We can both see through them perfectly well and no one would know weāre even wearing them,ā he said. Ā āSo, I felt incredibly comfortable. It was the first time I felt safe in my whole life. Ā āIt was magic. He was a wizard. He was a goblin king, grinning at me. Ā āI still keep the mask, of course. This is it, now. Look.ā Ā I kept asking my friend questions, amazed by his story. I loved it and wanted all the details. How many other kids? Did they have puppets from the film there, as well? What was David Bowie wearing? I imagined him in his lilac suit from Live Aid. Or maybe he was dressed as the Goblin King in lacy ruffles and cobwebs and glitter. Ā What was the last thing he said to you, when you had to say goodbye? Ā āDavid Bowie said, āIām always afraid as well. But this is how you can feel brave in the world.ā And then it was over. Iāve never forgotten it. And years later I cried when I heard he had passed.ā Ā My friend was surprised I was delighted by this tale. Ā āThe normal reaction is: thatās just a stupid story. Fancy believing in an invisible mask.ā Ā But I do. I really believe in it. Ā And itās the best story Iāve heard all year.
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AHHHH IM FUCKEN DEAD !!!!!!!!!!!
And that heart, how it b l e e d s.
You: Iām a piece of trash.
Loki: As someone who cares about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 7 okay?
You: You smooth mothfu- Yeah, 7 is fine.
Please reblog if you enjoy Marvel and you're a woman
I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!
MARVEL WOMEN ASSEMBLE
80615 strong so far!
WE BROKE 90 THOUSAND!!!
174,911 MARVEL WOMEN! WE ARE LEGION!
Over 200,000!
277054
I breathe Marvel. Ā
Can we get to 300,000?!
Yes, yes we can! Keep reblogging!
Move over and let me school you on Marvel
Come on we can do better than that. I know there are more of us on this hellsite.
FAN GIRLSā¦ASSEMBLE!!! @writingfortheavengers @missnerdiness
@always
*killing everybody saying girls like marvel because only the actors are extremely hot, have you seen the female cast of the MCU dude? youād be fangirling too, and #SorryNotSorry, but Netflixās series are amazing and enjoyable for everyone*
@halegalaxy00 @preserumrogersyesplease @suivezlalune @a-diary-of-a-fangirl
Am I late to the partyĀ
@ursulaismymiddlenameĀ
@theavengersimagines
Heck yeah, Iām here again. Ā ITāS THAT IMPORTANT.Ā
You called?
Iām here because I am a Marvel fangirl
share the love
Fucking hell yeah.
Shockerā there are humans who love Marvel! I know, weāre women but can I say weāre just as obsessed? (Itās not healthy.)
MY PEOPLE ARE CALLING
Reblogging again. MOVE OVER FELLAS!
It used to be that RUSH Fangirls were the Myth, now itās Marvel, too?Ā I guess I just donāt exist anywhere *LOL*

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Tom said all there was to be said
#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers
#when is chris evans not steve rogers though
#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for
I have
no idea
what youāre
talking about
i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this
apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this
sebās the weird cousin
@justaweirdthoughtstuff
This is amazing oml
Sebās the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience
@snowyseba This explains everything!
Iāve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.
I think you missed the other fanboyā¦
Love this
Everybody says Seb isnāt like Bucky⦠but he IS. Heās Bucky without a mask on. Buckyās always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if heād had the chance to just ~be~.
UH THIS
Um weāre forgetting someoneā¦
ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS
Not to forget ourĀ āWizardā:
Aldjaksnana
Iāve found it. Iāve found the perfect post.
itās on my dash jdnckdmd
these dorks lmaoo
I love everyone omg theyāre all so amazing???
Donāt forget
Chris looks so hot in that first gif set
Omg I found THE original post! Holy shit Iāve only ever seen screenshots of this!
This post pops up on my dash every few months and I will never not reblog it.
This is too good to not reblog
Everybody see this, this is the quality trash I came to Tumblr in the first place.
This post is ALMOST perfect, but weāre forgetting someone:
I AM OVERHWLEMED BYĀ MARVELLOUS PERFECTION
This is fucking amazing
I donāt post much.Ā But I had to repost this.