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a video compilation of me attempting to do anything
I have tears literally everywhere I havenât laughed this hard in so long. Who thought of this, I want to marry them and shake their handsÂ
I canât even

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Exciting news.
yâall better hype this up because this is BIG and is evidence that the berlin patient wasnât a fluke, and this could revolutionize medicine (thereâs already cases of cancers where methods similar to these have worked), and while youâre at it, please join a bone marrow registry!! (especially poc bc these therapies usually only have been done on white patients due to genetic similarities, and the more poc we get in registries the more access poc patients can have to this for cancers, SSS, etc)
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How To Get A Girl (Chapter 1)
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Preface:
The three students sat in Principal Greeneâs office, all feeling shame, embarrassment and in Joelâs case, overconfidence.
Principal Greene sat behind his desk, not even sure where to begin.
âOkay. One of you tell me how thisâŚsituation transpired. And why it ended in our previous Rockefeller statue being knocked down.â
The three teens began talking at once, overwhelming Principal Greene.
âI said one at a time!â Greene exclaimed. âYou! You start.â He pointed to Joel.
âMe?â He pointed to himself.
âYes, you. Start talking.â Principal Greene crossed his arms.
âIt started with a book,â Joel said casually. Levi looked at his best friend and shook his head ânoâ, begging him not to go into depth about the book. Perrie raised an eyebrow at Joel in confusion.
âContinue,â Greene said.
âAlright, alright fineâŚâ
â â
Part 1: Joel
First of all, let me go on record and say that I would have never done this for Levi if I didnât think he could do it. Levi thinks heâs not âcoolâ, but heâs actually cooler than most people at this trash dump. I guess he just means heâs not suave, which actually is true.
For as long as Iâve known Levi heâs always had a hard time talkingâŚto girls. He always gets nervous, but he never has a reason to be. Iâve gotten a few ladies asking me for his number. He just ends up blowing his chance. I donât blame him though. My boy, Levi, is a socially awkward person.
So I crafted him a book. A playbook, to be specific.
âA playbook?! What the hell, Levi?!â Perrie interrupted.
âHey, Iâm talking here!â Joel looked at Perrie. Perrie rolled her eyes and huffed.
Anyways, I wrote a playbook for him. Just a bunch of guidelines to help him talk to girls better and not choke.
Levi sighed and buried his face in his hands in embarrassment. Perrie stifled a laugh and covered her mouth with her hand.
âWould you please let me tell the story? Without interruption?â Joel asked.
âGo ahead.â Perrie gestured.
This whole âthingâ started about 6 weeks ago. First week of school. Perrie had come back from summer camp and just like always, she was glowing.
Levi, Iâm sorry man, I have to say this for the sake of the story. LeviâŚhas liked Perrie since middle school.
Perrie widened her eyes in surprise. Perrie, Levi, and Joel were seniors. Levi had admired Perrie for over four years. Wowza.
Now, he has every reason to be. Perrie is kind, charming, beautiful and badass. Thatâs the whole package. Been that way for as long as I can remember.
Perrie blushed and awkwardly looked off to the side.
Sheâs not my type though. And besides, even if she was, I wouldnât try to flirt with her. That would break one of the bro codes.
âIâm right here, you know.â Perrie scoffed. Joel ignored her and continued.
So anyway that first week of school, Levi and I were at our lockers and Perrie skipped on by with her friends, like usual.
â â
Levi closed his locker gingerly while Joel slammed his.
âDo you always have to be violent, man?â Levi asked.
âYes,â Joel made finger guns at his best friend. Levi sighed but perked up when Perrie strolled by with a friend.
âPer-Perrie! H-hiâŚâ Levi waved at his classmate as she passed.
âHey Levi,â she responded casually.
âShe actually said hi,â Levi smiled to himself once Perrie was out of earshot.
âOf course she did, you guys are Forensics lab partners. Calm down,â Joel put his sunglasses on.
âSunglasses? Inside? Isnât that overkill?â Levi asked as he started down the hall.
âNothing is overkill, my man,â Joel roughly slung his arm over Leviâs shoulder and smirked charmingly at a random girl in the Hall.
âNo sunglasses inside Mr. Casey,â a teacher passed by and chided Joel. Joel rolled his eyes and took them off.
âSo are you going to ask Perrie out?â Joel asked.
âWhat? No. I canât. She wouldnât say yes. And besides. Trevor is probably going to ask her out anyway,â Levi responded.
âFirst of all, she would say yes. And second of all, Trevor Harding is a grade-A asshole and you know it. Perrie knows it. The whole school knows it. Please.â Joel took his arm off Leviâs shoulder and stuck both hands in his jacket pockets.
âShe wouldnât say yes. Sheâs so awesome, I mean sheâs the captain of the archery team, she does kickboxing, plays guitar in a band. I canâtâŚI canât imagine sheâd accept my date request,â Levi shrugged.
âNever say âdate requestâ again. Thatâs a reason for her to say no. Listen. I got you. Let me show you how to get a girl. Itâs easy. Sheâll be begging you to take her on a date by the time Iâm done with you. Trust me.â Joel patted Leviâs back a bit harshly before heading off to his homeroom.
âSee ya man. Good luck. Just act natural,â Joel saluted his best friend.
âLater,â Levi took a breath before heading to his calculus class.
â â
And yeah thatâs it. Thatâs how it started.
â â
âEnlightening,â Principal Greene mused.
âAt least youâre right about Trevor. Iâd never say yes to him,â Perrie nodded. âAs for âbegging him to take me out on a dateââŚmmm probably not, though I wouldnât be opposed.â
Joel lit up and faced Levi. âProgress!â He held his hand out for a high five. Levi just awkwardly looked at the floor and didnât high five back. He was happy that Perrie technically said yes but it wasnât under the circumstances he wanted it to happen.
âMr. Posen, please, would you care to continue?â Greene asked.
âNot really,â Levi rubbed his temples.
âLet me rephrase that: continue, please.â Greene raised his eyebrows while Perrie looked at Levi expectantly.
âWell, you seeâŚâ

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NEW BLOG UP!
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NEW BLOG UP!
my new personal/writing blog is up. No specific fandoms, just my personal projects, short stories and life in a blog. please go follow @magic-lina to keep up with me :)
call me beep me if you wanna reach me @magic-lina because I will log off of here soon and periodically log back in but ^^ this blog is gonna be my main thank you!
NEW BLOG UP!
my new personal/writing blog is up. No specific fandoms, just my personal projects, short stories and life in a blog. please go follow @magic-lina to keep up with me :)
call me beep me if you wanna reach me @magic-lina because I will log off of here soon and periodically log back in but ^^ this blog is gonna be my main thank you!
Hi! I was wondering if you happen to know at what moment gally says âyou can call me captain gallyâ? Itâs been a hot minute since Iâve read the books and Iâm scouring the movies but I canât remember for the life of me
Wait he actually said that?!? Lmaooo I havenât read the books in like 5 years I canât remember either đ I just watched the movies too and I didnât notice him saying that ever
WAIT DID HE? Idk maybe he doesnât I thought he did but if he doesnât then whoops
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LOOK AT HIM HES SO CUTE

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You're asexual? But...
âbut sex is what makes us human!â
 in 1916 a French officer in his twenties writes his
doctoral dissertation under
heavy mortar fire.
he sends it by mail, a page
at a time, to his wife.
a week before heâs to step up to the podium and
defend his work rather than his country
he is killed in action.
even as the bullets rip
through him he still wishes he could have become a professor
in French literature and
the university awards him a posthumous Ph.D.
sex is
 a woman breaks down in tears on the phone because
a week is not enough time to
get over a breakup.
her sister drives an hour across town,
comes up the front steps with
a gallon of ice cream and some beer
and together they eat moose tracks and marathon
every
single
Godzilla movie
ever made.
 sex is
sheâs late for work but her car isnât
starting and even through her coat and hat sheâs cold.
she knows she canât be late again because sheâs missed
one time too many already because her
fatherâs nurse was sick with the flu and someone
needed to help him bathe.
the clock ticks past fifteen after and she hits
the wheel like itâs a heavy bag as though that will help
steps on the gas like the car will go
and wonders how she will pay rent
and how she will feed her father.
sex is
 it takes three people to hold the predator down because
even with the cover over his head
a bleeding eye and shattered wing
he is trying to hurt them.
none of them have seen this bird before in their lives but
they bandage his wing and head and give him a painkiller and
put him in a warm place to sleep and heal because
it is right.
at first he is paralyzed and cannot
fly but soon he is taking steps
and then fluttering, and then soaring, and
six months later he is whole and healed and hunting.
once he is gone they never see him again
which means theyâve done their jobs right.
sex is
 in 1969 a girl watches grey-and-white footage on her parentsâ tiny television and
canât quite believe that what she is seeing is not a movie set but
another planet.
the men on the screen look a little like
aliens with bulbous heads and no faces and fat
marshmallow arms
but they are still men.
her mother puffs on a cigarette behind her and declares that
this is progress
even if it was just a small step.
the girl grows up to be not an astronaut but a secretary
and her boss calls her âsweetheartâ.
but sex is
 a boy is taught that real men donât cry so
he doesnât.
when his best friend dies from a self-inflicted
gunshot wound, he locks himself
in the shower every day and sobs under scalding
water until it runs cold
so nobody will see him grieving
so nobody will see that tears are just love that
has no place left to go.
he learns to dull love rather than suppress its expression and
soon the owner of the liquor store knows him by name.
three DUIs, two evictions, and twelve steps later,
he is feeding people at a homeless shelter,
and telling them itâs all right to cry.
Sex is
 the broken man tells the comedian
that he didnât mean to step in front of the car but the rain
made it hard to see.
he seems okay but his leg
does not.
the comedian clutches a grubby receipt with the driverâs
plate number scrawled on the back
in pink pen, stands out in the rain so the broken man
can have his umbrella,
and gives him the comedy routine that ruined his career
so the man doesnât think about the pain in his leg.
once heâs out of the hospital, the fixed man sends him a thank-you card
with kittens on it.
what makes us human
 yawning is contagious,
and there is a species of bird whose young we call âpufflingsâ.
melodic collections of sound, spaced by silence,
can move us to tears.
the tallest building in the world is
two-thousand seven-hundred and seventeen feet tall.
in less than eighty years we went from our first powered flight
to touching the moon,
and in one-hundred from the first phone call
to instantaneous connection between thinking machines of our own creation.
we make pies out of tree organs
and let cowâs milk ferment until it hardens and then
we put them together, because apple pie with cheddar cheese isdelicious.
what makes us human is
the earliestfossils of anatomically modern humans are
two-hundred thousand years old .
we have had pet dogs
for sixteen-thousand of those years, longer
than corn
or the wheel.
the steps we take are part of
one of the most energy-efficient gaits the
animal kingdom has ever seen.
we invented the concepts of love
and hate
and justice, and mercy
and we invented the language to convey them.
we sharpened rocks, then metal, to convince other people
who donât hold the same idea of those things as we do
because we think
itâs right.
we are two hundred millennia of love and disappointment and
sorrow and innovation and
mercy and kindness and dreams
and failure
and recovery.
âbut sex is what makes us human.â
sat and read this all the way through. will reblog the shit out of this every time i see it. holy jesus. YES to all of this. just yes.
Sometimes poetry is better than any traditional argument. I would so send this to anyone who tries to tell you that sex is what makes us human.
im gonna think of this whenever im told that phrase
reblogatory
Hot take: She-Ra is amazing and everyone should watch it
If you liked voltron then She-Ra is for you too
Spidey #10 (2016)
Itâs okay peter me too
For context: This guy is a ex cop who is there to expose the fact that police heavily manipulate these statistics to cover up the truth. He aint a bad person who is lying, he is a good person who is pointing out that the police is lying.
No offense but literally nothing and no one is and will ever be out of your league. Nothing is too good for you. Nobody has the right to make you feel like you are not enough or less than you are, you deserve the world.

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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
whatâs the punchline here
wait