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Steve is hiding behind a nearby tree and trying not to laugh as the old guy he paid gives Sam the shield

Can we please stop associating being a good person with how much you're willing to suffer in silence for other people? You can be a kind person and still say "no, I don't have the time/energy to help you with that." You can be a kind person and still say "this makes me uncomfortable, please stop." You can be a kind person and still say "I disagree and here's why." You can be kind and still say "I'm not okay with this." Being kind is about treating people with kindness and respect, not about being the human equivalent of a doormat!

Doing too much for other people and hurting because of it actually makes you the one inflicting pain on yourself and that is not any different from hurting anyone else. I think that's actually worse.

Encounter: spiderbird

“Kids, tuck your feet up, we look like an eldritch abomination.”

i love it so much every time i see it

“ugh stupid gravity” 

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

life gets so much better when you realize that there are no rules. you don’t have to get your license at 16 if you don’t want to. you don’t have to date anyone in your teen years if you don’t want to. you don’t have to move out in your 20s if you don’t want to. you don’t need to go to any social gathering that you’re not in the mood to go to. and you don’t owe anyone an explanation. sometimes you don’t wanna do something just because you… don’t wanna do it. that’s it. live your life how you wanna live it.

Okay but now I know what I want to do of I get rich?

Kitty massage

Snurgle is the dorkiest and cutest word in the world Oh my gosh

snurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurgle

As opposed to that quote about “the horrifying ordeal of being known,” do y’all ever feel so positively UNKNOWN and UNSEEN that it frightens you? Like there’s a self that you feel on the inside, and you believe to be “you,” but it seems like nobody else sees that version of you? And they’re interacting with someone that isn’t you but a projection of their experience of you? What’s more, perhaps nobody will ever know your true essence and you will die without ever being fully realized????? I’m only two beers in honestly

Oh gosh

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all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

you summed up the struggle of all creators ever so nicely

BIG BOY