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reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

Oh well none of my business

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

#i am glad history has produced at least two people whose shit was even less together than mine

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

my nickname "guy who doesn't attack people" is raising a lot of questions that are already answered by the nickname

doctors be like "we have no idea what causes this extremely mysterious illness" and the illness is something that affects 1 in 8 women

We have discovered the cause of the illness! It's just an innate problem that women have can't be fixed.