i want to go home!

everything in baseball is about power except catching which is about sex

which is about baseball

time lords grooming, controlling, dominating, influencing, changing the memories of, betraying, abandoning, obsessing over, worshiping, being subservient to their mentees. and even falling in love with them <3

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

sometimes i hire two guys off of craigslist to drive rental maseratis into each other. youd be surprised how little they'll do it for

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

sometimes I remember the doctor called the rani a poor baby in the reality war and lose my mind a little bit. read her to absolute filth. like yes she might be vile and arrogant and possess a complete lack of morals but she's also the poorest babiest baby of them all. and I like that you know that

Thank you for coming to my this