Mostly Ocs And Stuff

does anyone have the foggiest

haven't. fresh out of the faintest as well

why does my vagina hurt i haven't been using it!!!!

Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil

babygirl ur upset stomach is cuz chemical reaction of food in yo belly created 8 demon chariot riders and they rode off each into one cardinal + intercardinal direction to go light beacons in nightmare towers etcetera

This is how medicine worked until like 1600

new fetish idea: timeloop play. kinda like edging but it goes on for 30 years and destroys you as a person and makes you seen your own mortality as simply a plaything

miss the days you could show up on the docks without a penny to your name, wringing your hat in your hands and the captain of the ship would squint down at you and begrudgingly yell, “eh well, get on lad we need an extra set of hands” and you’d go aboard and set off to god knows where, but you wouldn’t care as long as it was away from here. it would be hard work — harder than anything you’d ever done in your life — your hands would turn raw and callused from the long days of labour at sea. but slowly you would earn the respect of not only the crew but the first mate and one day when the rest of the crew goes ashore to spend their pay, you and the first mate stay back to watch the ship and suddenly he’s looking at you like the sea isn’t the only thing he worships anymore

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

HE GOT BICURIOUS IN THE TIMELOOP !!!

sent an email without exclamation points #mean #meanie #meancore #evilgirl #hurtingyou #indifferent #gayandrude