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BONUS ROUND: Aang/Katara (ATLA) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
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Kylo Ren/Rey
I just looked through OP's blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I don't understand.
There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a "bonus round" where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat
I hope it's none.
It is beating exactly one of them.
NOTHING could have prepared me for that
please read this even if you're not indian. especially if you're not indian.
you've seen the jokes. india is "dirty", indians are "everywhere", why don't they fix their own country. ok. let me tell you why, and what's happening right now while nobody's watching.
first, the history you skipped: britain ruled india for two centuries and drained it. economist utsa patnaik's research estimates around $45 trillion in today's money was taken. the india that got independence in 1947 was one of the poorest countries on earth. every "why is india like this" question starts there. you don't get to profit off a robbery and then mock the crime scene.
now, what's happening RIGHT NOW:
in may the question paper for NEET leaked. that's the national medical entrance exam. over 2.2 million students took it. cancelled. years of studying, families' savings poured into coaching, gone overnight because someone sold the paper. students died by suicide after. these were kids who wanted to be doctors.
and out of that came a protest movement. a gen z group called the cockroach janta party, started by a 30 year old named abhijeet dipke, got 22 million instagram followers within DAYS. they've been doing a sit-in at jantar mantar in delhi demanding education minister dharmendra pradhan resign.
and then there's sonam wangchuk. if you've watched 3 idiots, he's the real engineer the character was based on. built solar schools in ladakh. invented ice stupas so himalayan villages have water. spent his whole life on education. he's 59 and he's been on hunger strike for 17+ days now. reporters went to see him this week and he was too weak to talk. and the troll armies are calling him "anti national" and "foreign funded". a man starving himself for other people's children. that's the thing here, anyone who asks a question is suddenly a traitor.
it's not one incident, it's everywhere you look:
• infrastructure worth thousands of crores failing within months of the ribbon cutting. tunnels collapsing in regions where heavy rain is a guarantee, not a surprise.
• youth unemployment near 10% for ages 15 to 29, 13.6% in cities. in a country of 1.42 billion where more than half the population is young.
• only about the top 3% of indians earn above 10 lakh a year. meanwhile billionaire wealth keeps ballooning and the headlines celebrate it.
• manipur burned for over two years. an ethnic conflict, tens of thousands displaced, and the prime minister barely said the word manipur while it happened.
• journalists raided. critics' houses bulldozed. activists sitting in jail for years without trial under laws like UAPA. our press freedom ranking has cratered.
• even the petrol is a fight now, ethanol blending pushed through while drivers complain about their engines and get no straight answers.
and through all of it, the PM, who came to power on religious polarisation (americans, sound familiar?), travels abroad for photo ops and has not held one single open press conference in over a decade. not one.
what i'm asking:
if you're not indian: share this. our media mostly won't cover any of it because the big outlets are owned by the same billionaires the government serves. the only reason wangchuk's fast is getting any coverage is people refusing to look away.
if you ARE indian: speak up even if you're comfortable. especially if you're comfortable. join the protests. add to this, correct me, translate it. staying quiet is a choice when nothing in this post touches your life.
india is not "dirty". india was robbed, and it's being robbed again, from the inside this time. but it's also the country where a 59 year old will starve for strangers' kids and 22 million young people will rally behind a party literally named after cockroaches, because cockroaches survive everything.
we can still save her. but only loudly.
reblog. share. don't scroll past.
"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?
This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.
#I need a source for that extinction overhunting fact
"50 years" is more a rough simplified estimate than an actual timeframe, but yes, up until the extinction of the great auk, many humans genuinely didn't believe their god would let one of his creations go extinct. I can only really speak on the perspective of Western (predominantly Christian) scientists, but it was widely believed that extinction was simply impossible. You have to remember that the theory of spontaneous generation wasn't definitively disproven until the mid-1800s.
Allow me to quote wikipedia for a second, because the editors did a great job of summarizing this worldview:
Prior to the 19th century, much of Western society adhered to the belief that the world was created by God and as such was complete and perfect. This concept reached its heyday in the 1700s with the peak popularity of a theological concept called the great chain of being, in which all life on earth, from the tiniest microorganism to God, is linked in a continuous chain. The extinction of a species was impossible under this model, as it would create gaps or missing links in the chain and destroy the natural order. Thomas Jefferson was a firm supporter of the great chain of being and an opponent of extinction, famously denying the extinction of the woolly mammoth on the grounds that nature never allows a race of animals to become extinct.
The article goes on:
Similarly, in 1695, Sir Thomas Molyneux published an account of enormous antlers found in Ireland that did not belong to any extant taxa in that area. Molyneux reasoned that they came from the North American moose and that the animal had once been common on the British Isles. Rather than suggest that this indicated the possibility of species going extinct, he argued that although organisms could become locally extinct, they could never be entirely lost and would continue to exist in some unknown region of the globe. The antlers were later confirmed to be from the extinct deer Megaloceros. Hooke and Molyneux's line of thinking was difficult to disprove. When parts of the world had not been thoroughly examined and charted, scientists could not rule out that animals found only in the fossil record were not simply "hiding" in unexplored regions of the Earth.
Of course there were naturalists proposing the concept of extinction as early as 1796, but a proposal of a concept is not the same as widespread societal acceptance of a concept.
Someone in the comments of this post brough up the dodo bird as an example of a more recently extinct animal that 'proves' that humans ought to know about extinction. After all, there were written accounts, paintings, and even body parts to prove its former existence.
But to that I raise you the Jenny Haniver:
Jenny Hanivers are skates or rays preserved to look like dragons or devils. They've been sold as hoaxes since at least the 1500s, and naturalists have warned people of their fraudulent nature for just as long. People knew about hoaxes and misrepresentations. We've all heard the story of how the first platypus body to reach London was thought to be a clever hoax.
By the 1700s, one taxidermy dodo was known to exist. It was donated to the Oxford Museum, which burned it in 1755 because it had decayed considerably, meaning it was unfit for study and display, plus it was putting their other taxidermy specimens at risk. Taxidermy back then mostly just involved drying the skin on a base without preservatives, leaving the specimen vulnerable to pests and fungi. Only the mummified head and foot were saved and thrown in a drawer where they were more or less forgotten about.
So by the year 1800, naturalists had no evidence that the dodo was real, and enough evidence that it was a fraud. According to "Panati’s Extraordinary Endings of Practically Everything and Everybody" (1989), p. 203:
Only a hundred years after the dodo was officially declared extinct, Europeans refused to believe such a fantastical creature had ever existed. It became a myth like the unicorn. By 1800, professional naturalists were casting doubt on written descriptions of the bird, as well as on extant drawings, many of which did display striking inconsistencies. It became scientific vogue to deny the bird’s existence and to challenge the Oxford head and foot as fakes. Why, skeptics asked, had no one preserved a skeleton? Unless there had never been a dodo. Skepticism was so strong by 1850 that a group of zoologists journeyed to Mauritius in search of dodo bones.
Dodo bones wouldn't be discovered on Mauritius until 1863, but even after the dodo was proven to have existed, people still needed to be convinced that it's extinction was 1) a total extinction, 2) not a fluke, and 3) preventable.
By 1830, naturalists were aware that the great auk could soon be extinct (at least locally), but instead of calling for the protection of great auks, they called for specimens to be collected while they still had the chance. Conservation of a dying population was simply incoceivable to them. The last two known great auks were killed by an ornithologist in 1844.
It wasn't until the mid-1800s that extinction was really understood as a possibility, and it wasn't until the early 1900s that the conservationist movement as we know it took form. This was thanks in large part to everyone's favorite rampantly racist anti-indigenous animal lover, Theodore Roosevelt, who laid the groundworks of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, and created wildlife preserves and national forests out of land stolen from Native Americans (but that's a story for another day).
Prior to the mid-1800s, we lost the mammoth, aurochs, European wild horse, moa, dodo, Steller's sea cow, Malagasy hippo, great auk, quagga, bluebuck, Falkland Islands wolf, huia, and many more megafauna, as well as countless rodents, bats, marsupials, and subspecies due to overhunting. We have lost many species since, but very few were due to malicious/targeted hunting. Most were due to ignorance, carelessness, or desperation. And every megafauna extinction has been fought by a conservation movement that is now, more often than not, succesful.
And there are signs, like the Lord Howe Islands stick insect, that soon enough it won't just be megafauna who reap the fruits of conservation efforts. A zoo near me is paying a guy to breed the critically endangered Desertas wolf spider. It doesn't get much less "charismatic megafauna" than that. And its extinction would weigh no lighter on the Earth than that of the mammoth.
Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you
When you tell me 'watch this thing! I mean it does have flaws, and you might not like this part' I am not very inclined to watch the thing. And even if I take it on point that you think I would like it I'm now primed to notice the flaws!

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stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.
everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius
so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.
it makes you a fruit.
5001 being divisible by 3 doesnt feel right
Shortcuts to determine if an integer is divisible by:
This is a given.
If the last digit is divisible by 2 (a.k.a. even), then so is the whole number.
If the sum of the digits is divisible by 3, then so is the whole number. The recursivity of this means that if the sum has multiple digits, you can add them up again until you get a single digit and see if it's 3, 6, or 9.
Like the rule for 2, but check if the last two digits are divisible by 4.
If it ends in 5 or 0.
If the rules for both 2 and 3 apply.
No shortcut. Alas.
Like the rules for 2 and 4, but check if the last three digits are divisible by 8. (Yes, this pattern keeps going for 16, 32, etc.)
Like the rule for 3, but the sum of the digits (or the sum of the sum of the digits, etc.) must be 9.
If it ends in 0.
There are actually several rules for 7 (there's a bunch of rules for all of these, in fact). Here's a simple one:
"Subtract twice the last digit from the rest, check if it gives a multiple of 7. Repeat until it's a small enough multiple for you to recognise."
Example:
92911: 9291 - 2 = 9289
-> 9289: 928 - 18 = 910
-> 910: 91 - 0 = 91
-> 91: 9 - 2 = 7
Therefore 92911 is a multiple of 7 (13,273 x 7)
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partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

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i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology
this is about google’s ai overview
gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves
may be the best response to dumb comments like this
This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.
"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?
"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?
"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??
I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"
#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories
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So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.
But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.
What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.
Nearly every time I'm like 'why does it look like they've attached water balloons to her chest. Why are they floating. What's with the resonance'.
So obsessed with the idea of boobs they lost the glorious reality.
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Oh I've been desperate for this. Guess I know what I'm doing this weekend