suburban burgundian/carpenter vandalic

heterosexual robert burns: straucht few, & they're a' deid!

i'll consider my swedish pronunciation adequate when i can say "härröra" & be understood

The land is parched & burning, The land is parched & burning. Going & looking about me I see a narrow strip of green.

i like tumblr because tumblr is the fun social medium. i can have fun on tumblr. you can't have fun on twitter. there are linguistics graduate students watching

middle click pasting into a full url bar now, instead of replacing the url with whatever's in the clipboard, pastes it in the middle of said url. i hate this. my life is worse now

my equivalent of thorn revivalism is calling cucumbers wherwhets

the objective unique aura of any given language is actually stored exclusively in its inventory of discourse particles

knowing that certain things do appear from previous nonexistence, I had you fetched because I wanted you to drink some water.

Uququ Slays the Creature